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cthulhu_waves 04-11-2013 09:24 AM

Which begs the question: "What kind of adult film did he watch?"
 
http://postimg1.mop.com/2013/04/08/1...4311203195.jpg

Somewhere in China, there's a doctor who can say that she's pulled a live eel out of a patient's ass to save his life. And she did. According to her blog post, it all began when a 39-year-old man drunkenly inserted a live swamp eel into his anus (as to re-enact a scene from an adult film), but upon entering, the creature began eating away at his colon in an attempt to escape. Luckily for him, doctors managed to remove the slippery animal in an emergency surgery before it could cause any fatal damage.

http://postimg1.mop.com/2013/04/08/1...5319437751.jpg

_Richard_ 04-11-2013 09:28 AM

thats

just fucking awful

cthulhu_waves 04-11-2013 09:49 AM

The guy must either be drunk or eating steamed panda balls.

_Richard_ 04-11-2013 09:50 AM

i pray he was on cloud nine of some fucked up drug bender

cause anything else would be hard to explain

AllAboutCams 04-11-2013 09:57 AM

Fuck me that's fucked up

ludballs 04-11-2013 10:04 AM

Speechless! :uhoh

Klen 04-11-2013 10:05 AM

He probaly watched japanese porn where they insert octopus.

nexcom28 04-11-2013 01:49 PM

Clever idea, put it in head first

candyflip 04-11-2013 01:50 PM

What sort of drugs are big in China, besides Heroin.

Socks 04-11-2013 01:53 PM

I hope he gets charged with animal cruelty!

Unless it was a gay eel.. In which case the eel may owe him dinner at this point.


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