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MikeRoth 05-03-2013 06:22 AM

Kombucha Tea "Miracle Health Drug/Food"
 
Does anyone drink Kombucha tea? Information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha

There seems to be a lot of ridiculous health claims of drinking this stuff...
1) Repairs organ damage caused by chemicals
2) Improves digestion and manages weight
3) Alleviates joint pain and rebuilds joint tissue
4) Homeopathic "cure" for cancer
5) Energizes mind and body
6) Enhances mood
7) Historically has been used to cure heartburn, upset stomach, and other minor illnesses

I bought a bottle from Whole Foods yesterday, It's actually decent tasting... I thought it tasted like a lightly carbonated tea with a hint of root beer like flavor. I did not wake up feeling like superman however I may continue to drink it regularly by brewing my own just to see if there's any effect long term from drinking it regularly.

DAMNMAN 05-03-2013 06:40 AM

This stuff is really good for you. Wife drinks it every day or so.
I know for a fact that it is good for kidney stones, it breaks them down and it makes them smaller.

The best way (cheapest too) is to get a SCOBY (read wiki about what this is) and do your own. Once you have the "Mother" SCOBY all you need is your preferred tea and the know how of what to do to.

MikeRoth 05-03-2013 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 19609960)
This stuff is really good for you. Wife drinks it every day or so.
I know for a fact that it is good for kidney stones, it breaks them down and it makes them smaller.

The best way (cheapest too) is to get a SCOBY (read wiki about what this is) and do your own. Once you have the "Mother" SCOBY all you need is your preferred tea and the know how of what to do to.

Ya, I saw this: http://www.culturesforhealth.com/med...structions.pdf

I paid like $3.50 for a bottle at whole foods. They said you can make a gallon for $2 (the cost of tea and sugar basically). And the scoby lasts forever since it splits and creates new ones almost every batch. I wonder if I can grow a scoby if I leave a store bought bottle out for a few weeks or if I'll have to order a dehydrated one from that site.

Sophie Delancey 05-03-2013 07:48 AM

I'm a fan of Tonica Kombucha. I like a little extra flavour with mine.

Captain Kawaii 05-03-2013 07:53 AM

The real deal.

http://www.marukaiestore.com/c-144_j...a-tea-bag.aspx

Tom_PM 05-03-2013 08:02 AM

Kombu kelp is used all through Asian for a lot of things. Didn't they originally extract MSG from it too in the 1920's? Found umami with it and whatnot.

Jman 05-03-2013 08:11 AM

Drink it daily...I've known this for several years now ;)

MikeRoth 05-03-2013 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19610096)
Drink it daily...I've known this for several years now ;)

You brew your own? Trying to figure out how many jars I'll need to make 1 glass a day. If it takes 7-30 days to brew each batch.

Aidoru 05-03-2013 08:49 AM

I don't know anything about Tea but interestingly enough I bookmarked this yesterday about reading about tea on the Zenhabits blog

samovarlife . com

Don't want to pay for it though.

pimpmaster9000 05-03-2013 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeRoth (Post 19610119)
You brew your own? Trying to figure out how many jars I'll need to make 1 glass a day. If it takes 7-30 days to brew each batch.

you will get to keep pretty much all of the liquid you pour in just work out how many glasses you need and see how much will fit in your specific jar...

i got an old lady to make it for me and for her I would buy everything and she would make it because she was retired and bored out of her skull...

i cant say I have felt any positive benefits from it...but thats just me...

try "aloe vera king drink" i honestly feel it work I drink one bottle 1.5 liters per day...its made in korea :1orglaugh

Dirty F 05-03-2013 11:50 AM

Homeopathic "cure" for cancer.

I cringe when i read stuff like this.

PR_Glen 05-03-2013 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19610479)
Homeopathic "cure" for cancer.

I cringe when i read stuff like this.

yeah cure is definitely the wrong word there..


there are a lot of foods and teas that help PREVENT some forms of cancers though. the list on this one reads almost identical to green tea btw.

some good info here on it

http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?t...spice&dbid=146

DAMNMAN 05-03-2013 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeRoth (Post 19609983)
Ya, I saw this: http://www.culturesforhealth.com/med...structions.pdf

I paid like $3.50 for a bottle at whole foods. They said you can make a gallon for $2 (the cost of tea and sugar basically). And the scoby lasts forever since it splits and creates new ones almost every batch. I wonder if I can grow a scoby if I leave a store bought bottle out for a few weeks or if I'll have to order a dehydrated one from that site.

YEP, you can do it way cheap. Don't sugar it down too much you'll ruin it.

bronco67 05-03-2013 12:42 PM

I heard that its mostly sugar -- although it may be part of the process of creating the tea.

ottopottomouse 05-03-2013 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19610479)
Homeopathic "cure" for cancer.

I cringe when i read stuff like this.

You need some magic tea then - it can cure cringeing too.

MikeRoth 05-03-2013 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19610479)
Homeopathic "cure" for cancer.

I cringe when i read stuff like this.

Yes, cure with quotes was the wrong choice of words. Maybe cancer fighting properties would have been a better choice.

MikeRoth 05-03-2013 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19610562)
I heard that its mostly sugar -- although it may be part of the process of creating the tea.

Ya, the sugar is apart of the fermentation process. The longer you let it brew and ferment the less sugary it will be. It's rather weird having a living bacteria float around in your tea while it ferments and grows...

Jman 05-03-2013 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeRoth (Post 19610119)
You brew your own? Trying to figure out how many jars I'll need to make 1 glass a day. If it takes 7-30 days to brew each batch.

Not now but definitely something I will ask my naturopath about.

Captain Kawaii 05-03-2013 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19610472)

try "aloe vera king drink" i honestly feel it work I drink one bottle 1.5 liters per day...its made in korea :1orglaugh

Enjoy! You only live once. http://jonkjork.blogspot.com/2012/12...norovirus.html

:1orglaugh

Arnox 05-03-2013 03:33 PM

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1) Repairs organ damage caused by chemicals
Stopped reading at line one.

Water is a chemical. Oxygen is a chemical. Kombucha Tea is made up of several chemicals.

I wish people would stop using the 'word' chemical. It's so saddening.

ElleSorbet 05-03-2013 04:03 PM

I don't know if I believe all of the health benefits of it, but I like it as an all natural energy drink rather than chugging Rockstar or Monster. There's a gingerberry kombucha that I love.

Dirty F 05-03-2013 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ElleSorbet (Post 19610834)
I don't know if I believe all of the health benefits of it, but I like it as an all natural energy drink rather than chugging Rockstar or Monster. There's a gingerberry kombucha that I love.

I don't know this specific product but when people start talking about homeopathic stuff you know there is at least some bullshit involved.

pimpmaster9000 05-04-2013 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19610755)
Enjoy! You only live once. http://jonkjork.blogspot.com/2012/12...norovirus.html

:1orglaugh

the article you posted has nothing to do with this...I am absolutely 100% certain I feel better from drinking one bottle per day:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...KLiSBDPgHj3xkA



this aint kombucha its aloe vera juice like no other...if you are in to health drinks this is the one to try....

Captain Kawaii 05-04-2013 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19611244)
the article you posted has nothing to do with this...I am absolutely 100% certain I feel better from drinking one bottle per day:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...KLiSBDPgHj3xkA



this aint kombucha its aloe vera juice like no other...if you are in to health drinks this is the one to try....

The point of my post was to alert those interested to do some research on the products and ingredients they are interested in. It was revealed a couple years back that koreans were exporting "pot stickers" comprised of garbage. They've also been known to use cardboard and other refuse in exported foods. I believe the US or Japan caught that.

A little sugar, a little caffeine goes a long way to make one feel good.

if you like it and the tumors are under control, enjoy it. :upsidedow

pimpmaster9000 05-04-2013 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19611293)
The point of my post was to alert those interested to do some research on the products and ingredients they are interested in. It was revealed a couple years back that koreans were exporting "pot stickers" comprised of garbage. They've also been known to use cardboard and other refuse in exported foods. I believe the US or Japan caught that.

A little sugar, a little caffeine goes a long way to make one feel good.

if you like it and the tumors are under control, enjoy it. :upsidedow

isolated incidents...south korea is technologically just as developed as the USA...you can find plenty of articles like this about US producers not meeting norms or flat out braking them, it does not mean the other 99% are producing sub standard...

the juice is really really good...there is not one single person who has tried it and is not addicted...the white grape-aloe flavor chilled in the fridge will leave you in tears of joy and confusion...you will faint, but whilst you fall to the ground, you will be gently caught and lowered to the ground by the memory of its immaculate flavor :2 cents:

you will move to south korea because its cheaper there:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 05-04-2013 05:14 AM

There is no such thing as a "miracle food" and never has been. Anyone that truly believes that any single food is going to counter ones genetics, a lack of exercise, poor diet and poor stress management is deluding themselves. "Miracle foods" and those sorts of ideas are simply a weak and undisciplined persons way of believing they are in full control of their health. You are not in control. You are a biological creature and quite fragile. You could die at any moment. You have almost zero control. Any single one of you can be diagnosed with any one of 1000's of diseases and be dead within a week, no matter how much "miracle food" you are drinking to feel good about yourself.

Understanding where rational thinking ends and irrationality begins, can always be gauged by ones certainty in their beliefs. The single purpose of certainty in ones own beliefs is to reinforce what one wants to (needs to) believe.

Captain Kawaii 05-04-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19611322)
There is no such thing as a "miracle food" and never has been. Anyone that truly believes that any single food is going to counter ones genetics, a lack of exercise, poor diet and poor stress management is deluding themselves. "Miracle foods" and those sorts of ideas are simply a weak and undisciplined persons way of believing they are in full control of their health. You are not in control. You are a biological creature and quite fragile. You could die at any moment. You have almost zero control. Any single one of you can be diagnosed with any one of 1000's of diseases and be dead within a week, no matter how much "miracle food" you are drinking to feel good about yourself.

Understanding where rational thinking ends and irrationality begins, can always be gauged by ones certainty in their beliefs. The single purpose of certainty in ones own beliefs is to reinforce what one wants to (needs to) believe.

Well said.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-04-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19611322)
There is no such thing as a "miracle food" and never has been. Anyone that truly believes that any single food is going to counter ones genetics, a lack of exercise, poor diet and poor stress management is deluding themselves. "Miracle foods" and those sorts of ideas are simply a weak and undisciplined persons way of believing they are in full control of their health. You are not in control. You are a biological creature and quite fragile. You could die at any moment. You have almost zero control. Any single one of you can be diagnosed with any one of 1000's of diseases and be dead within a week, no matter how much "miracle food" you are drinking to feel good about yourself.

Understanding where rational thinking ends and irrationality begins, can always be gauged by ones certainty in their beliefs. The single purpose of certainty in ones own beliefs is to reinforce what one wants to (needs to) believe.

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