Man married his pet
 

j/k :1orglaugh well she's a hog


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Here comes the (Honey Boo Boo) bride! Nine years after they initially met in an online chat room, reality show mom June Shannon and her longtime beau Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson are finally going to exchange "I do's" on Sunday, May 5.

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well then....I can pretend there's 2 reasons for Tequila today