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Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 12:43 PM

Why is 98% of all US Postal Service employees such lazy ,incompetent...
 
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

Spunky 05-29-2013 12:44 PM

She wanted the balboski

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19646228)
She wanted the balboski

btw she was canadian

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

i get quite a bit of shipments from new york and their pretty bad. california and florida have good service. oh and ohio

JFK 05-29-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646235)
btw she was canadian

Try Maple Syrup :pimp:pimp

dyna mo 05-29-2013 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

flip that back aroun don them, next time you pick some up, say "hey, these are filthy, i'll need these cleaned before i can accept them."

Major (Tom) 05-29-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

black postal employees is always a disaster.
ds

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19646290)
black postal employees is always a disaster.
ds

Dukeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

candyflip 05-29-2013 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19646290)
black postal employees is always a disaster.
ds

Black and female. I just got out of line with the nastiest, most ignorant bitch I've encountered there yet.

My packages have labels printed, ready to go. All I have to do is drop them off. Bitch still managed to find some way to cop an attitude.

Funny enough, her boss is a friend's father. I'll mention something and will probably get a bunch of stories about her.

baryl 05-29-2013 01:46 PM

I get other people's mail in my box all the time. Frankly, I don't get check payouts from programs because I don't trust the mailman to do the incredibly complex task of putting the mail in the right box.

sperbonzo 05-29-2013 02:00 PM

They are never EVER fired, that's why. Their union is so strong that when the postal service needs to cut back, they need to wait for people to quit or retire and then simply not hire new people.



.....and that is the REST of the story.....





.

Rochard 05-29-2013 02:00 PM

My mail person is the worst. Once I watched him walk up to my house with a note saying "Sorry I missed you" with instructions on picking up my package at the post office. He didn't knock or even carry the package to my door.

It's not like he doesn't know I work from home.

Dvae 05-29-2013 04:23 PM

And all of you who voted for Obama in a few years you'll be dealing with these a-holes administering your healthcare.:thumbsup:thumbsup

Sadly so will the rest of us!

mineistaken 05-29-2013 04:25 PM

how did you come up with 98%?

RyuLion 05-29-2013 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19646247)
Try Maple Syrup :pimp:pimp

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19646649)
how did you come up with 98%?

I guesstimated it

Bman 05-29-2013 05:25 PM

when did they start oursourcing the mail to Canada?

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19646649)
how did you come up with 98%?

flipped a coin :1orglaugh

O MARINA 05-29-2013 05:34 PM

Maybe she wanted you to kill the spider?
It's bad luck!

candyflip 05-29-2013 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19646381)
My mail person is the worst. Once I watched him walk up to my house with a note saying "Sorry I missed you" with instructions on picking up my package at the post office. He didn't knock or even carry the package to my door.

It's not like he doesn't know I work from home.

I've had to go to the main post office 3 times in the past two weeks because of this same exact thing.

He walked up to the door and just put the pink slip on the window. Didn't even bring the packages or ring the doorbell.

Don't get me started on the the fact that I'll go two days with nothing in the mailbox and then bam, a shit ton of it on one day.

O MARINA 05-29-2013 05:35 PM

4 postal buckets? Wtf
Live in building, you don't ever have to see them or talk to them lol

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 05:35 PM

some of you probably stalk your mail carrier :1orglaugh

O MARINA 05-29-2013 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19646723)
some of you probably stalk your mail carrier :1orglaugh

For affiliate checks or Fleshlight deliveries?

Brent 3dSexCash 05-29-2013 05:45 PM

Postal Employees get paid 25/hr to do jobs a 7th grader could do. And they wonder why they are insolvent.

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash (Post 19646735)
Postal Employees get paid 25/hr to do jobs a 7th grader could do. And they wonder why they are insolvent.

they dont make that much :helpme

TheSquealer 05-29-2013 05:51 PM

It's weird that we have a massive army of almost 3/4 of a billion people assembled to deliver 98% junk mail. These fucking idiots do little more than stuff mail boxes full of coupon booklets and still lose 15 Billion a year. It's not like the post office has a future. It's fucking insane that we even allow this much paper to get printed and moved around, only to be thrown away.

TheSquealer 05-29-2013 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

Simple answer:

http://www.nalc.org/

poncabare 05-29-2013 06:37 PM

because they know government employees are almost impossible to fire

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 07:00 PM

anyone ever try getting a passport application at the PO? not a renewal but a firs time app? lololol i saw a few times people ready to go nuts lool

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19646745)
Simple answer:

http://www.nalc.org/

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 19646786)
because they know government employees are almost impossible to fire

yup once your in hard as hell to get fired and such

baryl 05-29-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19646744)
It's weird that we have a massive army of almost 3/4 of a billion people assembled to deliver 98% junk mail. These fucking idiots do little more than stuff mail boxes full of coupon booklets and still lose 15 Billion a year. It's not like the post office has a future. It's fucking insane that we even allow this much paper to get printed and moved around, only to be thrown away.

In all fairness they lose money like that because congress mandates that they pre-fund 75 years worth of pensions.

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 19646786)
because they know government employees are almost impossible to fire

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=93375&dateline=1336084276

thats back in the day :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 05-29-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baryl (Post 19646802)
In all fairness they lose money like that because congress mandates that they pre-fund 75 years worth of pensions.

Of course, other than that, a perfectly functional and streamlined organization that runs like a well oiled machine. Thats why satisfaction ratings are so high and people prefer them to UPS, DHL and FedEx

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19646812)
Of course, other than that, a perfectly functional and streamlined organization that runs like a well oiled machine. Thats why satisfaction ratings are so high and people prefer them to UPS, DHL and FedEx

i use fedex and did you they dont deliver ground packages on mondays? ups is the best of them all. they dont deliver on saturday im kool with that.

baryl 05-29-2013 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19646812)
Of course, other than that, a perfectly functional and streamlined organization that runs like a well oiled machine. Thats why satisfaction ratings are so high and people prefer them to UPS, DHL and FedEx

I didn't say I love the USPS. I avoid them at all costs but they lose their billions from the 75-year pension fund mainly.... something that the competition doesn't have to deal with.

Major (Tom) 05-29-2013 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19646352)
Black and female. I just got out of line with the nastiest, most ignorant bitch I've encountered there yet.

My packages have labels printed, ready to go. All I have to do is drop them off. Bitch still managed to find some way to cop an attitude.

Funny enough, her boss is a friend's father. I'll mention something and will probably get a bunch of stories about her.

Yup for sure. Black & female.
Ds

Diomed 05-29-2013 08:59 PM

I'm usually pretty pleased with my local postman and post offices.

Everytime I go in it's fucking swarmed with assholes.. I feel sorry for the people really. It's got to be a stressful job.

Regardless, I've never had anything go missing.. always use priority. Way faster than UPS for quite a bit cheaper too.

baryl 05-29-2013 09:22 PM

Weirdly though, I found that the best post office to go to if you have to use one is a ghetto post office. No lines in there.

A month or so ago I had to mail an international package. Went to the nice suburban post office and there were about 50 people in line and 2 employees working. Fuck that, drove over the the PO in the shitty part of town and walked right up to the counter.

GAMEFINEST 05-29-2013 09:25 PM

not all the same

brassmonkey 05-29-2013 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baryl (Post 19646929)
Weirdly though, I found that the best post office to go to if you have to use one is a ghetto post office. No lines in there.

A month or so ago I had to mail an international package. Went to the nice suburban post office and there were about 50 people in line and 2 employees working. Fuck that, drove over the the PO in the shitty part of town and walked right up to the counter.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh its the opposite with social security. :2 cents: fast fast fast

Supz 05-29-2013 10:38 PM

They were lazy prior to the job. Which is why they took that job.

Ringo 05-29-2013 11:58 PM

there's no money in Postal Services

fitzmulti 05-30-2013 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
and just plain I dont give a "Fuck" about my job type employees?


every year i leave the bitch a nice Xmas card with $25 in it as a gift so shit doesnt get "lost"


So I was cleaning up and had like 4 of those white postal buckets in my garage and put em outside for pickup... Anyways....

I just got home and saw her and she tells me they need to be cleaned... So i look and thee was like a small dead spider and some specs of dirt..... I turned it upside down and it got "cleaned" ... lazy bitch... she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

/rant

carry on

"Clean that shit yourself, bitch...before I GO POSTAL on you!"

OY 05-30-2013 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19646290)
black postal employees is always a disaster.
ds

No need to be racist about it Duke...

But I agree that USPS sucks balls. We are sent payments for services via the snail mail system all the time, and it happens more and more these days that checks are "lost in the mail", only to arrive +/- a MONTH after it was postmarked. :disgust

CurrentlySober 05-30-2013 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646222)
she acted like they were filthy and someone shit in them..

Fucking good job she didn't pick up mine then... :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 05-30-2013 04:17 AM

I left out another stack today about knee high made sure these were clean lets see if they take em...


(FYI these are all leftovers buckets before we moved in to the warehouse facilities these were when we started in the "garage" days lololol.... )

Ill report back see if she takes and btw they are cleaner than anything they got in there trucks...

kane 05-30-2013 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19646796)
anyone ever try getting a passport application at the PO? not a renewal but a firs time app? lololol i saw a few times people ready to go nuts lool

When I got my first ever passport I needed it in a hurry. They have a rush service that you can pay for, but my local post office told me that I had to take it to a specific office to have it processed. That was kind of a pain in the ass because it was about a 30 minute drive each way then I had to stand in line because it was a very busy office.

On the bright side they got the passport to me quickly and while waiting in line I saw a woman with a full beard so the trip ended up being worth it.

As for lazy ass useless post office employees, I have had mixed results. One place I lived they were terrible. They constantly delivered my mail to the wrong place and I got other people's mail and the service just sucked. Where I live now, they rock. The deliver woman will bring my mail up to the door if I have a package that is too big to fit in the box (most will just leave a notice) and she will bring my other mail with her so I don't have to make a trip. Back when I bought storage units I shipped a lot of stuff via USPS and they would deliver boxes to my house and pick them up from my house no problem.

If I go into my local office it is always the same people in there, they know me and handle any issue I have ASAP. However, like I said, I have had just the opposite as well other places.


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