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The Porn Nerd 06-11-2013 12:42 PM

Low Sales Excuses, Month-By-Month
 
You see it almost every week here on GFY: blaming the "time of the year" for low sales.

So let's break it down, month-by-month. Why? Because I honestly don't see these "slow times" matching up with the below list of excuses. Besides, if these excuses were reality then most Webmasters (if not all) would notice them, complain about them and do something about them. The below list may be "factors" but not "the reasons".

Sales low? Here's why:

January: Post-Holidays slowdown; Holiday credit card bills come due.
February: Shortest month; Presidents Day, Valentine's Day, Super Bowl (betting).
March: St. patrick's Day, March Madness (betting), Spring Break
April: Taxes, Spring Break, beginning of baseball season (betting)
May: NBA and NHL play-offs (betting), Memorial Day Weekend (mass travel)
June: HS/College Graduation, NBA Finals (betting)
July: "summer slowdown", 4th of July Weekend (mass travel)
August: "summer slowdown", vacation time (mass travel)
September: Back-to-school, Labor Day Weekend (mass travel), NFL starts (betting)
October: baseball play-offs/World Series (betting), Halloween
November: NFL (betting), Thanksgiving (mass travel), Black Friday
December: Holiday shopping, Christmas parties, various Holidays (mass travel), New Year's Eve.

So according to the above list EVERY MONTH should be a slow sales month!

Bullshit. Work harder.

Socks 06-11-2013 12:44 PM

How much you makin a month now Peabody? You seem to be one of the few who have pushed through the hard times, kept at it and are seeing results. Good on you man, it's hard to face diminishing returns and keep at it.

Grapesoda 06-11-2013 12:52 PM

the market is highly segmented these days... the days of putting a pussy pic on line and grabbing joins is long gone... find the segment you are best able to sell, and market to that segment.

one issue I'm seeing is poor photography being used to sell the 'non amateur' niche... another point to consider is some people like images and some people like video, IMHO the video types are less likely to pull out the card, even though sites must carter to both markets at some level.

personally I would stay away from the most saturated niches.... cock and shaved teens

CurrentlySober 06-11-2013 01:03 PM

i like poo...

The Porn Nerd 06-11-2013 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19665397)
i like poo...

Yes, and I'm sure "Feb-poo-ary" is your fave month, too. :D

sandman! 06-11-2013 01:06 PM

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

globofun 06-11-2013 01:10 PM

Shaved teens with cocks....

Grapesoda 06-11-2013 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 19665412)
Shaved teens with cocks....

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i..._cb94de6a_.png

bigluv 06-11-2013 01:50 PM

Peabody with that list it sounds like you qualify to be an affiliate manager :)

Mutt 06-11-2013 01:54 PM

hahaha very true.

you could do a days of the week one too.

Marquis85 06-11-2013 02:24 PM

lol so true. I'm dropping a program whose affiliate manager told me that may was a slow month for all their affiliates after I sent over 40k uniques and not one conversion.

Excuses, excuses.

The Porn Nerd 06-11-2013 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marquis85 (Post 19665542)
lol so true. I'm dropping a program whose affiliate manager told me that may was a slow month for all their affiliates after I sent over 40k uniques and not one conversion.

Excuses, excuses.

heh - well, send those 40k to MY sites and you'll get about 80 sales.
(EDIT: okay maybe 70 sales since this is June and June is, traditionally, a slow month.)
:)

Marquis85 06-11-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19665548)
heh - well, send those 40k to MY sites and you'll get about 80 sales.
(EDIT: okay maybe 70 sales since this is June and June is, traditionally, a slow month.)
:)

hmmm.. I just noticed you have a classic porn dvd site. How's it doing these days? I sent 40k uniques to a classics sponsor and am looking to move over.

DWB 06-11-2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 19665412)
Shaved teens with cocks....

My heart just went pitter-patter.

cybermike 06-11-2013 03:29 PM

Also doesn't help that your sites are setting off my virus alert

The Porn Nerd 06-11-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marquis85 (Post 19665610)
hmmm.. I just noticed you have a classic porn dvd site. How's it doing these days? I sent 40k uniques to a classics sponsor and am looking to move over.


Classic Porn DVDs does really well because you get the rest of the network (32 sites) with it when you join. It has John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers and others from the Golden Era. :)

Alice22 06-11-2013 04:11 PM

Well, i honestly can say that for us, some month are slower than others. (especially in the summer).
And it can be a different in thousands of $

nikki99 06-11-2013 04:30 PM

from january till april this year was amazing so no excuses

lucas131 06-11-2013 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19665442)

wow im in love

dehash 06-11-2013 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19665548)
heh - well, send those 40k to MY sites and you'll get about 80 sales.
(EDIT: okay maybe 70 sales since this is June and June is, traditionally, a slow month.)
:)

MilfMia is hot. I am going to try her on milf blogs.
Why my AVAST saying something about TROJAN on your site?

CaptainHowdy 06-11-2013 06:15 PM

I'm just having a slow decade, Mr. Peabody ...

BAKO 06-11-2013 07:04 PM

Mr Pee brain I told u that u suck at the internets

Best-In-BC 06-11-2013 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19665345)
Bullshit. Work harder.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:2 cents:

Every time someone whines and complains about no sales and no money in porn, they should be referred to this statement and made aware.

The Porn Nerd 06-11-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dehash (Post 19665811)
MilfMia is hot. I am going to try her on milf blogs.
Why my AVAST saying something about TROJAN on your site?

Yes, had a problem with some files but that is being cleaned up tonight and will be all good by morning. :)

Pseudonymous 06-11-2013 10:30 PM

Hah great post. When I have a down week or month, I blame noone but myself. Though i can't say overall i have down months because i reinvest every penny and continue growing as fast as my money will allow me. But I mean when one site has a dip.

I wish more people in this industry reinvested everything instead of living up to whatever they make

Keep up the good work MP

Captain Kawaii 06-11-2013 11:42 PM

In a world of lies and deception, I must speak the truth.

My dog ate my traffic.:Oh crap

Captain Kawaii 06-11-2013 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19665872)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:2 cents:

Every time someone whines and complains about no sales and no money in porn, they should be referred to this statement and made aware.

Bravo! :2 cents:

epitome 06-12-2013 12:08 AM

Yeah its like those people that blame Epoch having a new logo for tanking sales.

Oh, wait...

PromoterX 06-12-2013 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19665442)

Okay he's kinda cute.

What were we talking about again? :2 cents:

nikki99 06-12-2013 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19665812)
I'm just having a slow decade, Mr. Peabody ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 06-12-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19666046)
Yeah its like those people that blame Epoch having a new logo for tanking sales.

Oh, wait...

Nope, that complaint is year-round. Fail. LOL

ottopottomouse 06-12-2013 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19665345)
January: Post-Holidays slowdown; Holiday credit card bills come due.
February: Shortest month; Presidents Day, Valentine's Day, Super Bowl (betting).
March: St. patrick's Day, March Madness (betting), Spring Break
April: Taxes, Spring Break, beginning of baseball season (betting)
May: NBA and NHL play-offs (betting), Memorial Day Weekend (mass travel)
June: HS/College Graduation, NBA Finals (betting)
July: "summer slowdown", 4th of July Weekend (mass travel)
August: "summer slowdown", vacation time (mass travel)
September: Back-to-school, Labor Day Weekend (mass travel), NFL starts (betting)
October: baseball play-offs/World Series (betting), Halloween
November: NFL (betting), Thanksgiving (mass travel), Black Friday
December: Holiday shopping, Christmas parties, various Holidays (mass travel), New Year's Eve.

What about the rest of the world?

The Porn Nerd 06-12-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19666990)
What about the rest of the world?

Yes of course, forgot to mention the, um, futbol finals between yada yada and, um, and.....when was that again?

Or do you mean National Goose Down Day in Norway, where everyone dresses in goose down thereby shutting down the nation for two solid days of high-flying, feather-ripping frivolity? When IS that again, dang.

I kid the rest of the world. LOL There's nothing else going on outside the US, don't be silly.

Odysseus 06-15-2013 10:36 PM

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