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LightscapeMedia 06-15-2013 04:30 PM

What is it about pussy?
 
This is mostly a tongue-in-cheek post..

I mean, I know we like to fuck them, but what makes most men content with just looking at one? Or better yet content with paying for the privilege of just looking at one - even men who have no trouble getting laid?

Yeah.. I understand that men are visual creatures. I've photographed well over 1000 of them and fucked probably 150 of them (I've lost count). Yet now matter how many I see or fuck, I still love simply seeing another one. And I don't necessarily have to fuck it to be happy.

They say "you seen one, you've seen 'em all". Well that's not really true. But if you've seen 100, you've definitely seen 'em all. We've seen the innies, the outies, the clitless, the super clit, the long one, the tiny one, the hairy one, the bald one, the pink one, the brown one, the lumpy one, the smooth one, the rotten one, the smelly one, even the one that goes all the way to her asshole and doesn't stop. But still, we want more and we'll pay to see it, even if we never get to fuck it.

We've all seen them in all their glory contorted this way, stretched that way, from behind, from the front. Let's face it.. there's only so many ways a pussy can look.

But all this said, we definitely don't want to look at them all. Just certain ones. So, my question is.. is it the pussy itself, or the person who owns said pussy?

Anyways.. thanks for reading. If this makes no sense, I don't care.. I'm drunk and stoned and felt like writing.

Happy Fathers Day!

PhoneSexKing 06-15-2013 04:32 PM

Where I live, we call a pussy an "axe wound". :thumbsup

LightscapeMedia 06-15-2013 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19672334)
Where I live, we call a pussy an "axe wound". :thumbsup

Coin slot here..

Though I've heard there's a company working on transforming them into credit card swipers. Might as well.. that shit's expensive.

DWB 06-15-2013 04:44 PM

I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

LightscapeMedia 06-15-2013 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19672350)
I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

I like tits too. But tits generally have a short shelf life. Eventually, they start to look like oranges in socks. Pussy, while it does go bad eventually is still useful even after it rots.

PhoneSexKing 06-15-2013 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19672357)
oranges in socks.

:1orglaugh

Or one looks like a banana, while the other looks like an orange.

LightscapeMedia 06-15-2013 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoneSexKing (Post 19672373)
:1orglaugh

Or one looks like a banana, while the other looks like an orange.

Ever get drunk and mistake your wife for an orangutan and call Animal Control on her ass?

PhoneSexKing 06-15-2013 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 19672377)
Ever get drunk and mistake your wife for an orangutan and call Animal Control on her ass?

Only once, but I was stone-cold sober. That's why I drink every day now. :winkwink:

oppoten 06-15-2013 05:40 PM

I'm straight and I honestly don't like them.

Was at a strip club last weekend, and the hottest dancer in there had a stinky pussy. Put me right off.

arock10 06-15-2013 06:11 PM

Genetics?

PhoneSexKing 06-15-2013 06:25 PM

I'd guess hygiene... microbes can make that gash smell pretty funky. :winkwink:

L-Pink 06-15-2013 06:29 PM

“Baby, my life without you would be unbearable,
but pumpkin, your pussy smells terrible"

Tell her that in your best Charles Barkley voice imitation.


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Spunky 06-15-2013 07:29 PM

The women know it's lined with gold

Major (Tom) 06-15-2013 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19672350)
I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.

Yea me too. Pussys look look like gargoyles. Not to mention I can't fuck a girl unless her pussy is maximum 30 minutes out of the shower. Ever since turning 40 the only stinky things I like to smell are my own farts
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