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xNetworx 07-12-2013 12:48 PM

Anybody ever buy a DNA/Ancestry test to discover your true background?
 
https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/

Might drop $200 on this to know my actual heritage broken down in %s

Anybody ever do this or something very similar?

Harmon 07-12-2013 12:53 PM

Yes - the results were 100% conclusive.

I am a direct descendant of God.

Due to an upsell on the website, I have just hired an attorney to go looking for back child support in the form of tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, locust swarms and Sundays off for the rest of my life.

baddog 07-12-2013 01:16 PM

http://www.gotbaddog.com/search-ange...es-mother-son/

A GFY member

candyflip 07-12-2013 01:27 PM

Buddy of mine is adopted and has always been interested.

He just did this and was happy with the process and results.

O MARINA 07-12-2013 01:34 PM

Nope not for $200 bucks

O MARINA 07-12-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19714574)


What an amazing story. I remember you posted this before.

globofun 07-12-2013 02:39 PM

They told me I was related to Lawrence Connor


I made a chargeback.....

xNetworx 07-12-2013 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun (Post 19714676)
They told me I was related to Lawrence Connor


I made a chargeback.....

Zing! :pimp

baddog 07-12-2013 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19714600)
Nope not for $200 bucks

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19714603)
What an amazing story. I remember you posted this before.

Not sure if I posted it here or just Fbook and CNN . . . . for the record, Tim's test cost $99

L-Pink 07-12-2013 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun (Post 19714676)
They told me I was related to Lawrence Connor


I made a chargeback.....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I did one for my dog a few years ago and the results were hilarious compared to how she looks.

xNetworx 07-12-2013 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19714703)

I did one for my dog a few years ago and the results were hilarious compared to how she looks.


http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/...LOL-WUT.jpg?v0

noshit 07-12-2013 03:01 PM

Yes. Weird to see a thread about it, as i just got the results yesterday. Was only $99 tho.
http://dna.ancestry.com/

Si 07-12-2013 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19714703)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I did one for my dog a few years ago and the results were hilarious compared to how she looks.

Let me guess....

You've got a Great Dane, her ancestors were a poodle and a porcupine?

baddog 07-12-2013 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19714703)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I did one for my dog a few years ago and the results were hilarious compared to how she looks.


Me too

http://www.gotbuddy.com/dna-test-for-dogs/

http://www.gotbuddy.com/buddy-dna.pdf

L-Pink 07-12-2013 03:21 PM

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4774/mdnf.jpg

St. Bernard, Plus ??.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5049/btk2.jpg

Keeshond, Equals ??...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2439/ruuo.jpg

My Mutt ??. :1orglaugh


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Si 07-12-2013 03:24 PM

I can see some Keeshond in the tail.

L-Pink 07-12-2013 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 19714748)
I can see some Keeshond in the tail.


And some St. Bernard's are mostly red/brown but I think there were a whole bunch of unknown branches on her family tree.

I found her along an interstate in Louisiana and was always curious.


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baddog 07-12-2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 19714748)
I can see some Keeshond in the tail.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Si 07-12-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19714750)
And some St. Bernard's are mostly red/brown but I think there were a whole bunch of unknown branches on her family tree.

I found her along an interstate in Louisiana and was always curious.


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Oh right cool! It's an interesting thing to find out. I might try it one day myself, might be interesting to know. Someone did do a family tree before, but I don't know who has the info still (if anybody).

Captain Kawaii 07-12-2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19714531)
https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/

Might drop $200 on this to know my actual heritage broken down in %s

Anybody ever do this or something very similar?

Its not as specific as percentages. It will show you the flight path of your DNA in reverse. In general terms... it's broad strokes, not details. Still very interesting.

Elli 07-12-2013 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19714574)


What a wonderful find! Congratulations to Tim on finding his long lost family.

JFK 07-12-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19714574)

touching .........:thumbsup


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