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Badmaash 07-27-2013 12:48 PM

I got stretch marks, please help!!!!!!
 
High!

Yeah I bought a tub of ZMA supplement............


......and basically started getting erections during the night and day.............


.......I noticed that my penis has grown and now have got stretch marks on it.


How can I get rid of the stretch marks?


Thanks

B

alias 07-27-2013 01:08 PM

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adulttraffic 07-27-2013 02:27 PM

This has to be the worst attempt at increasing ones post count and humor I have seen on this forum. Seriously dude, you must have something better to do with your time then this?

SilentKnight 07-27-2013 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badmaash (Post 19734596)
How can I get rid of the stretch marks?

http://www.unruly.ca/unruly/wp-conte...thing-iron.jpg

purecane 07-27-2013 03:10 PM

if you send me that bud in your avatar pic i will totally give you the answer to your problem.........

wehateporn 07-27-2013 03:17 PM

The simple solution is to take the pill


Spunky 07-27-2013 09:10 PM

Amputation is the only answer

Struggle4Bucks 07-27-2013 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19734703)

:1orglaugh

dillfly2000 07-27-2013 09:51 PM

Bigger penis, stretch marks as a side effect.

Stretch marks don't seem so bad.

Dankasaur 07-27-2013 10:22 PM

Stretch marks are a result of being big and then getting smaller, so I believe this is fake.

Badmaash 07-28-2013 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19734892)
Stretch marks are a result of being big and then getting smaller, so I believe this is fake.

Does the penis not go big and then smaller? You thick fuck................!

Farbrausch 07-28-2013 12:05 PM

seriously?

Itchy 07-28-2013 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badmaash (Post 19735002)
Does the penis not go big and then smaller? You thick fuck................!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

georgeyw 07-28-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19734892)
Stretch marks are a result of being big and then getting smaller, so I believe this is fake.

Getting bigger quickly, not smaller :2 cents: :thumbsup

Badmaash 07-29-2013 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19735780)
Getting bigger quickly, not smaller :2 cents: :thumbsup

What so you dick dont get smaller after an erection?

beerptrol 07-29-2013 08:54 AM

They match the stretch marks your black boyfriend made around your butt hole


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