holy FUCK!!!!!!! Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle
 

A dog is supposed to be man's best friend, but you wouldn't wish this pooch on your worst enemy.

The dog's owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the "small white fluffy" stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion, according to KAIT8.com.

Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man's testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.

The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down, woke up with a "burning pain" in his mid-section.

He looked down and found his newly adopted dog between his legs, according to KAIT8.com.

The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.

That's when he also realized that the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.

The man was taken to an area hospital to be treated for his injuries, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.

The dog, which had been adopted by the man three weeks earlier, was euthanized with its remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

As unusual as this story is, it's not the only gonad-related incident that has occurred in recent months.

In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.

In March, suspected Florida escort Priscilla Vaughn was arrested after allegedly eviscerating the testicles and biting the penis of a male client.

Suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad... :Oh crap

Owner should have tried another method to bathroom train his pooch: :helpme

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ADG

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damn sympathy pain shouldn't work like this

free vasectomy :2 cents:

dog eat dog :1orglaugh

Did he feed him?

that was a tv show! :1orglaugh

Do i have to be the one to point out the obvious retardedness of a paralyzed person adopting a stray dog?

but he was so cute????

I now have this image embedded in my head of a naked paralyzed man with a dog munching on his gonads.

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look at those teeth :helpme :(

I have one of these, but not for my dog... FOR MYSELF...

I don't wanna WASTE poo... :2 cents:

Dogs are very smart. So it means you can't predict their behavior. It's easy to know what a cockroach or a spider will do in any particular situation. But you can know if for a dog.

The most smartest creatures on the planet - humans are the most unpredictable ones.

I said "LICK" you stupid dog..... "LICK".

and leave your balls to dog now

Dogs are affectionate, loyal and a good friend but that does not make them smart.

i was talking to a friend about this what if he had a tumor in the there? the testicle :helpme bet they didnt even check the contents of the stomach of the dog. :disgust

good point :2 cents:

my dog is really dumb for sure, and at 160 lbs it's a real fun time

go figure this shit they are doing a story on cbs monday. dogs can find tumors in live flesh :disgust ill try to come back here and post the article monday.

Same here, my Great Dane is dumb as a pile of bricks but I love the guy.

see stuff about that before

no kidding have an OEM myself... not even 2 yet, and getting bigger every day

From Cheers:

Sam - "Hey, what's up Norm?"
Norm - "It's a dog-eat-dog world Sammy. And I'm wearin' Milkbone underwear."

pic or it not true

you need to update your form cashx ran off :helpme

Disturbing. Very disturbing.
Did this dog chew on a toy full of bath salts first?