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Some hillarity from jerryb

Well, now we know where the problems were conceived...

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep & mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

> Barrack Obama Sr.

> Albert A. Gore, Jr.

> Hillary Rodham

> William J. Clinton

> John F. Kerry

> Howard Dean

> Nancy Pelos

> Dianne Feinstein

> Charles E. Schumer

> Barbara Boxer

> Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

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actually every single one is a different day, quite a few even BEFORE it happened

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 19797972)

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

> Barrack Obama Sr.
18 June 1936

> Albert A. Gore, Jr.
March 31, 1948 (8 months and 3 weeks after the Roswell incident)

> Hillary Rodham
October 26, 1947

> William J. Clinton
August 19, 1946

> John F. Kerry
December 11, 1943

> Howard Dean
November 17, 1948

> Nancy Pelosi
March 26, 1940

> Dianne Feinstein
June 22, 1933

> Charles E. Schumer
November 23, 1950

> Barbara Boxer
November 11, 1940

> Joe Biden
November 20, 1942

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.