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winter_ 09-13-2013 07:30 PM

If your car was in Grand Theft Auto, what would it be named?
 
mine would be in no order of appearance, margera wagon, cholo saloon, citi compact... some of the names the cars already have work well. i mean my nissan is a good car in crime i imagine for performing drive by shootings and i go outside and i look at my car and i think to myself, i bet people have fired live weapons from exactly those cars. a nissan bluebird by the way.

we parked up next to like a 2009 or 2010 v6 chrysler hemi yesterday afternoon in my little 1998 navy blue renault megane hatchback. it was in black, and i commented to my girlfriend that those cars are considered gangster, like american gangster, in the custom car circuits, and also like vintage american chrysler, large extravagant cars that are really only good for long distance travel as in for an executive of a large corporation who relies on high quality cars to continue to do his work. i felt so small in my french pip-squeak, next to this american monstrosity.

my other car is gone, such a crying shame too, because it was a beautiful car. it was like a poor mans ferrari, in red too, my girlfriend said, and she is right. now it is gone, dismantled for parts, a good running order 2003 alfa romeo sportwagon. however, not all is lost, because bmw has reported a profit hard on the heels of the 2014 bmw sportwagon, of which features technology that has been so held back until now it is just not funny, but still appears to be a rather practical car.

so now i beg the question, what would your car be named comically in grand theft auto? :upsidedow

fitzmulti 09-13-2013 07:55 PM

Ucantseeme

Penny24Seven 09-13-2013 07:59 PM

are you high right now?

fitzmulti 09-13-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19799211)
are you high right now?

Me no. Him....no idea! ;-)

winter_ 09-13-2013 09:43 PM

the cartel cruiser in grand theft auto 3 looks like a raised up audi quattro, like 1991 or 1990 audi quattro sedan! as if it was a 4wd!

me and a friend were talking about it one day and he said to me he thought the kuruma in grand theft auto 3 looks like a nissan maxima sedan like 2003 or 2004, or maybe a current shape ford mondeo.

i am serious, and its a fun word game, come on, help us out here.

Spunky 09-13-2013 09:54 PM

Herbie or Betsy

SilentKnight 09-13-2013 10:08 PM

If I were drivin' a GMC car I'd have to go with Shitty Shimmy Bang Bang.

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pornmasta 06-06-2015 07:28 PM

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CurrentlySober 06-07-2015 03:42 AM

I used to have a nissan bluebird back in the early 90s


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