I've Got The Flu...
 

The real thing - I think it might be terminal:Oh crap.....

Tea, honey, shot of good whiskey, climb into warm bed, fall asleep reading a book.

drink juice plenty of it and water may not want to but do it. tell someone to get some of those broth cubes drink that shit like 3 times a day

Just went through it myself last week.

First one I've had in years. It kicked my ass for 4 days.

A hot vaporizer with Vicks really helped clear up the head and chest congestion.

Cherry whiskey is also good.

im in the middle of china...had a bad cold this week..not the flu though thankfully.
my assistant brought me some kind of chinese cold/flu drink..tastes like garbage, made my face red, but today im feeling better..lol

This + lots of water (without bubbles!)

Sip on Vodka Sprite all day while drinking pedialytes.

best cure

That sounds good even without the flu :1orglaugh

Drop some acid...14 hours later you will be cured of the flu!

Well, you have a few cures. Get well!

roses are red ,
sky is blue,
EddyTheDog is in bed
cause hes got flue.

+1 All the other advice (except maybe enema)
And lots of vitamin C - citrus and stuff - that's gonna boost the immune system.
Get well!

sorry to hear dude, don't forget the garlic, and i kinda swear by exercise while sick.. be careful, as the trick is not to overtire yourself

fuck with monkeys and get well

I've Got The Poo...
 

The real thing - I think it might be terminal:Oh crap....

I wish you a fast recovery pal, follow some of the good advice from the fellow gfyers and you'll be good.