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PureXXXFilms 03-13-2014 07:20 AM

Steak & Blowjob Day
 
Who will be celebrating Steak & Blowjob Day on March 14th?

It is the guys turn to be pampered this time!

I know I will ;)

seeandsee 03-13-2014 07:21 AM

I would not mind to get some tomorrow

Pornopat 03-13-2014 07:23 AM

being a vegetarian I will be insisting on two blowjobs.

mrpornoporn 03-13-2014 07:27 AM

Love this day

EddyTheDog 03-13-2014 07:30 AM

Now that is a day to celebrate - I will order my steak to be delivered - Lets hope its the cute delivery guy or I'm in trouble...

PureXXXFilms 03-13-2014 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 20013895)
being a vegetarian I will be insisting on two blowjobs.

LOL, good thinking.

itto 03-13-2014 07:57 AM

count me in!




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pornguy 03-13-2014 10:15 AM

Already told my wife its steak and blowjob week.

thundergasm 03-13-2014 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20014080)
Already told my wife its steak and blowjob week.

Drum roll.....and her response was?

Harmon 03-13-2014 11:08 AM

Everyday is steak and a blowjob day in my house, you sad mother fuckers. Waiting all year for a steak and some mediocre head? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why be married?

fitzmulti 03-13-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureXXXFilms (Post 20013890)
Who will be celebrating Steak & Blowjob Day on March 14th?

It is the guys turn to be pampered this time!

I know I will ;)

I absolutely will! It's also my Birthday...and I am shooting with a brand new to the biz 20 y/o hottie.
;-)

Supz 03-13-2014 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureXXXFilms (Post 20013890)
Who will be celebrating Steak & Blowjob Day on March 14th?

It is the guys turn to be pampered this time!

I know I will ;)

who you blowing this year?

iwantchixx 03-13-2014 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureXXXFilms (Post 20013890)
Who will be celebrating Steak & Blowjob Day on March 14th?

It is the guys turn to be pampered this time!

I know I will ;)

Wife's birthday - so it don't count around here I'll be lucky if she's sober enough to even ride...

djroof 03-13-2014 01:55 PM

thanks for the remind!

iwantchixx 03-13-2014 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20014133)
Everyday is steak and a blowjob day in my house, you sad mother fuckers. Waiting all year for a steak and some mediocre head? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why be married?

Because once you're too old/gross/ugly to get fucked on command... you're left with nothing and alone :thumbsup

Spunky 03-13-2014 05:13 PM

Looks like a TV dinner and some self inflicted rubba rubba for me :(

John-ACWM 03-14-2014 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 20013895)
being a vegetarian I will be insisting on two blowjobs.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Lykos 03-14-2014 05:52 AM

That's always a good mix !

Mediamix 03-14-2014 05:54 AM

I just got a Skype message from my girlfriend that I need to have a pan ready and shave my nutsack....

Looks like I'm goign to have an awesome night. :pimp

itto 03-14-2014 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20014979)
I just got a Skype message from my girlfriend that I need to have a pan ready and shave my nutsack....

Looks like I'm goign to have an awesome night. :pimp

On the other hand, perhaps all she wants is cook some fried eggs.
I'd be wary. ;)




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SiMpLe 03-14-2014 08:56 AM

FINALLY!!! WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

CDSmith 03-14-2014 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20014561)
Looks like a TV dinner and some self inflicted rubba rubba for me :(

It's the thought that counts. :D

The Hun 03-14-2014 09:11 AM

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BumpUglyz 03-15-2014 12:21 PM

not suppose to eat meat on Friday ;-)

VikingMan 03-15-2014 05:49 PM

I cooked myself a steak and jerked off. Does this count?

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 05:57 PM

Told my wife the other day it was steak and a BJ day.

She cooked me a filet mignon while playing a Bon Jovi song in the kitchen.

Ray Ecks 03-15-2014 06:13 PM

It's like Christmas in March.

HugeWood 03-15-2014 06:31 PM

:thumbsup
http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/614....285225726.jpg

The Hun 03-15-2014 06:46 PM

The steak is either to be grilled and for you to eat or to cure her black eye when you didn't get the blowjob!

(* so very desperately hoping my wife doesn't read this or I'll be the one needing that raw steak! *)

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 07:24 PM

No steak or blowjob for me this year :(

mineistaken 03-15-2014 07:30 PM

Another bullshit day like valentines or halloween?

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20016876)
Another bullshit day like valentines or halloween?

Not sure - does Hallmark make a card for it?

mineistaken 03-15-2014 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20016880)
Not sure - does Hallmark make a card for it?

Same bullshit, just not yet marketed as much as those 2 :thumbsup

Sly 03-15-2014 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20016876)
Another bullshit day like valentines or halloween?

You take the fun out of everything.

mineistaken 03-15-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20016886)
You take the fun out of everything.

Sorry, brah :winkwink:

RyuLion 03-16-2014 08:49 AM

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CDSmith 03-17-2014 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugeWood (Post 20016861)

They don't make em like that anymore. Damm.



That looks like a porterhouse, thick cut, maybe an inch and a half. Cooked on a cheapie charcoaler. Cooked whilst being flavored with the downwind breeze from her lovely woman-parts. The man who ate that was one lucky ess oh bee.

Yup, they definitely don't make steak like that anymore.


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