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CurrentlySober 03-14-2014 02:12 AM

If Humans had never existed, what would be the dominant race on earth?
 
I don't mean all humans died tomorrow - What would take over. But had we never evolved, who / what would have taken our place, as 'Top Dog' on Planet Earth?

Dolphins (After Growing Legs) - Dogs? - Other? :helpme

scottybuzz 03-14-2014 02:26 AM

rats!

1 org laugh

arock10 03-14-2014 03:59 AM

Poo dinosaur

Best-In-BC 03-14-2014 04:13 AM

I know this is hypothetical, but dolphins been here millions of years, they were never going to dominate dry land, but maybe in another 60 million they might be up to snuff, if anything it would be a orangutan, since they are the only animal to actually speak with sign and create new word to describe new things, to me that's senstion, and they are that.

Penny24Seven 03-14-2014 04:35 AM

a honey badger, nobody fucks with a honey badger

L-Pink 03-14-2014 04:59 AM

Puerto Ricans.

sarettah 03-14-2014 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20014851)
I don't mean all humans died tomorrow - What would take over. But had we never evolved, who / what would have taken our place, as 'Top Dog' on Planet Earth?

Dolphins (After Growing Legs) - Dogs? - Other? :helpme

Why would Dolphins waste time growing legs when they have spent the past 50 million years or so getting rid of them?

I don't think humans are the head honchos anyway. I think rocks are the top of the pile.

sarettah 03-14-2014 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20014944)
Puerto Ricans.

Now, that is totally uncalled for. Funny, yes. But still....

TheSquealer 03-14-2014 06:18 AM

Humans are evolved primates. One certainty about evolution is that its impossible to predict what species of animal might replace humans. All animals are adapted to their environment. Environmental change is what almost always drives adaptation (such as walking upright). A likely guess would be that eventually be another primate. What separates humans from apes are a few massive leaps in brain development.

NewNick 03-14-2014 06:20 AM

Markham and dvTimes.

EddyTheDog 03-14-2014 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20014944)
Puerto Ricans.

I'm trying not to laugh...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh - Damn.....

PR_Glen 03-14-2014 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20014918)
I know this is hypothetical, but dolphins been here millions of years, they were never going to dominate dry land, but maybe in another 60 million they might be up to snuff, if anything it would be a orangutan, since they are the only animal to actually speak with sign and create new word to describe new things, to me that's senstion, and they are that.

would take more than that, the ONLY reason we advanced as a species was because we were smart and strong enough to kill anything else that got in our way.

CDSmith 03-14-2014 06:46 AM

If humans had never existed there would be no dominant species today.


But 10,000 years from now...


http://jnellavision.files.wordpress....f-the-apes.jpg

Spunky 03-14-2014 06:47 AM

The Gorillas and Chimps

Porko 03-14-2014 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20014851)
I don't mean all humans died tomorrow - What would take over. But had we never evolved, who / what would have taken our place, as 'Top Dog' on Planet Earth?

Dolphins (After Growing Legs) - Dogs? - Other? :helpme

What makes you think humans took a place? Bacterias, insects and many others are doing better than humans.

http://www.omgninja.com/img/dott-color.png

ilnjscb 03-14-2014 07:08 AM

my money would be on big cats

CaptainHowdy 03-14-2014 07:25 AM

Women ...

Rochard 03-14-2014 09:04 AM

Wouldn't it be beavers?

Or wood chucks?

pornmasta 03-14-2014 09:10 AM

ants 8 char

scuba steve 03-14-2014 09:37 AM

dinosaurs, they'd come back with a vengeance

mikesouth 03-14-2014 10:06 AM

Technically there would be NO dominant race if humans never evolved it would be a different species....


So its a trick question....I did like Puerto Ricans though LOL

Tom_PM 03-14-2014 10:11 AM

Big cats, alligators, bears, wolves. The usual suspects would still be top predators. No domination because none desire it.

EddyTheDog 03-14-2014 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 20015340)
Big cats, alligators, bears, wolves. The usual suspects would still be top predators. No domination because none desire it.

I like that answer...

sandman! 03-14-2014 10:14 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20014944)
Puerto Ricans.


OneHungLo 03-14-2014 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20014944)
Puerto Ricans.

Oh shit :1orglaugh

I would guess chimpanzees.

HomerSimpson 03-14-2014 10:52 AM

rats and insects...

michael.kickass 03-14-2014 11:42 AM

Probably butterflies and worms.

Clay 03-14-2014 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 20015340)
Big cats, alligators, bears, wolves. The usual suspects would still be top predators. No domination because none desire it.

good answer.
I think rats and mice only thrive because of humans, without humans they would have little to eat and would just be prey like rabbits.

LightscapeMedia 03-14-2014 12:16 PM

It would be ants

Imortyl Pussycat 03-14-2014 12:23 PM

those monkeys in the rain forest that gang up and kill other animals

Antonio 03-14-2014 12:24 PM

Gorillas, chimpanzees, and all the other human-like shitfuckers. They are the only ones that can use tools, no?

ottopottomouse 03-14-2014 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 20015586)
Gorillas, chimpanzees, and all the other human-like shitfuckers. They are the only ones that can use tools, no?

Birds can use tools.

Antonio 03-14-2014 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20015647)
Birds can use tools.

Yeah, but they have tiny brains and they can't give blowjobs, so zero evolutionary advantage right there

EddyTheDog 03-14-2014 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 20015687)
Yeah, but they have tiny brains and they can't give blowjobs, so zero evolutionary advantage right there

lol - I would have thought blow jobs would be an evolutionary disadvantage...

DWB 03-14-2014 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20014930)
a honey badger, nobody fucks with a honey badger

+1

Honey badger just doesn't give a shit.

seeandsee 03-14-2014 02:17 PM

I bet some monkey would take a shit in 10000000 years

SilentKnight 03-14-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20014944)
Puerto Ricans.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

K, that was funny as hell!

VSKevin 03-14-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20015697)
+1

Honey badger just doesn't give a shit.

Ohhh they're sooo nassssty. :thumbsup

Dirty Dane 03-14-2014 05:17 PM

Martians.

420 03-14-2014 06:39 PM

Do you mean dominant like able to wipe out other species? Leave the atmosphere? Or just the top predator?


Perhaps a new dominant species would exist if human ancestors hadn't beat out it's ancestors.

SomeCreep 03-15-2014 05:26 AM

Cannibal Strawberries of course.

rogueteens 03-15-2014 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20015647)
Birds can use tools.

so can an octopus

Double trouble 03-15-2014 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 20014853)
rats!

Rats like poo !

lock 03-15-2014 06:21 AM

The bacteria already does.

Matt 26z 03-15-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20015005)
Humans are evolved primates.

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.c...014-356-PM.jpg

420 03-15-2014 03:46 PM



You like Katt Williams, Matt?

pornmasta 03-15-2014 04:04 PM

https://24.media.tumblr.com/79a3e023...nooco1_500.jpg

Ray Ecks 03-15-2014 06:23 PM

Without a doubt, Spiders.

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SilentKnight 03-15-2014 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20016715)


http://flickfeast.co.uk/wp-content/u...f-The-Apes.jpg


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