The Total Number of Creampies That Has occured since the beginning of human civlization
 

in the history of the world since the beginning. 107 Billion (including those have ever lived, divided by 2 = 53.5 billion creampies.)

source of population:
http://www.livescience.com/18336-hum...fographic.html


EARTH - 53.5 Billion creampies served and counting..

Gallons or liters?

That really isn't true, because not every creampie results in a baby. I've personally blown 100s and 100s of them that have not resulted in life. And that also doesn't take into consideration men who blow blanks or women who are not fertile.

What about - not every baby comes from creampie? That would be much bigger reason why that number is bullshit.

If that number is based on the amount of live births, then it's a safe bet to assume that the actual number of creampies is 1000 of times that number. Ever hear of birth control pills?

Okay, now that I've read the article, the creampie thing has more to do with the OP's dumb take. That article has nothing to do with creampies.

Where do you think babies comr from? Sure, there are babies from in vitro or otherwise without creampie, but that number is insignificant in comparison. It is definitely not a bigger reason.

I didnt even read the article. I guessed it wasnt about creampies since the op already stated it is the source of his population figure. Call me crazy.

True.

I have a friend who has 6 kids, and not one came from cumming inside a girl. All from pre-cum.

This takes over 100,000 years int account - safe bet there wasn't birth control all that time. Another safe bet that the ratio of "internals" to live birth is at least 10-1. Sooooo probably a trillion since the dawn of homo sapiens.

I was wrong then, somehow I assumed that creampie is only when it is going out (you know like in porn creampie scenes). Meaning I did not count regular sex as a creampie.

http://global3.memecdn.com/where-do-...m_o_965841.jpg

You left out the one I blew in your mom last night.

Much more creampies!

This thread is useless without pics

http://i.imgur.com/YJQHDvZ.png?1