does the queen of england clean herself?
 

like shower/bath..also do the really have wipers? Why I would want to know is that she prob doesn't and that must be a fucked up life.

BTW google was not my friend.

random thought?

yes yes it was

From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...

So...whips, chains...ballgags.

That sort of thing.

I believe the proper title for the Royal Asswipe is "Groom of the Stool":

http://shepherdoftheridge.org/sites/...06-500x375.jpg

http://jimsmuse.files.wordpress.com/...oyal-potty.jpg

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thum...Queengroom.jpg

:stoned

ADG

i shall tend to believe this for my answer, but those pics above make you think..fuck it

the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.

i have heard charlse has somone wash him.

I can believe this to be true also.

They just spray some wax and perfume in their hair and go. Kings and queens are not fond of baths. Why, you wish to clean a royal penis?

for some reason or another I like you too.

Sig space here after internext.

She has her little dogs do it for her

I take it you are a QI fan?..

I believe so too.

Income £500,000,000 plus
she gets to enjoy as Queen, such as $10 billion worth of real estate etc...


So normal, worried about how to pay the bills, the fear of losing a job, children in bad schools....

Yes really normal....if you are one of the 1%

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...l-original.jpg

Fuck then Queen... :2 cents:

Yeah, fuck the queen! :moon