Burger King n Diarrhea
 

Saw that Ad for BK's new Mushroom Burger, n I do love mushrooms. Gave it a try Friday lunch. Today is Tuesday n still on a short leash to the Porcelain God. A constant run for the Fireball 500, forever wiping up the blood of the battle. Thank God for Pepto Bismol.

But the serious question, after thirty plus runs a day, eating nothing the rest of the day Friday, only Jello Saturday, n finally graduating to Mashed Potatoes today; after flushing at least four times my body mass down the toilet, how is it that I am still over weight?

Something is just not fare in that math.

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sounds like food poisoning, i tried one of the extra long bbq cheeseburgers over the weekend and it fucked my stomach acid up for 2 days

mmm now i kinda want to try this mushroom burger

yeah definitely food poisoning.. I hit up bk for the first time in a long while on friday night actually. didn't kill me.

i did happen to be in toledo this weekend during that water scare though.. was a coin flip whether we were going to eat there or not (we didn't know about it at the time)but we decided to eat in michigan instead. I wasn't sure if i drank any while i was there either, so scary shit. hehe

You ate at Burger King...

Case solved

No doubt it's food poisoning. Just tried to make a little humor out of a not fun time, I'd say dry humor, but I could only wish it would dry up.

Once I get food poisoning from a place, I quit eating there. I'm running out of places to eat in my neighborhood.

Ya, can't say I'll be going back to BK anytime soon. But not running out of places to eat, back in Cleveland that was true, here in Vegas I could probably eat a different place every day of my life, for the rest of my life, and still not run out of places to eat.

home colon cleanser kit! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh all clear!