man fingered for wet willie attack on cop
 

According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals."

The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie."

Initial charges against Swearingen included assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids, according to the Manakato Free-Press.

The punishment for that felony is no doubt quite worse than a school detention.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6028454.html

Ha.

Extra cred to you for the "man fingered..." thread title. Nicely done. :D

that happened to him during strip search i'm sure..

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you said fingered remind me rhett phardon xbiz dream daily of fingering

I'm surprised he wasn't shot . . . in the back . . . 8 times . . . while lying on the ground with his hands zip-tied behind his back . . . in self defense, because officer Gray feared for his life.

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Two ways to react to the evil wet Willy, my reaction:







The cops reaction:

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what a fucking faker

I can see the trial now:
Guilty!
Sentenced to receive 2 noogies to the head and one wedgie with extreme prejudice

or simply punch that fucker in the face for getting spit in my ear :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh precious :thumbsup