Was the asshole ever intended for objects such as cocks, dildos, fruit etc?
 

Serious question.

Asking because if I have had one too many curries or too much bran (cereal) my asshole can get a little sore after taking multiple dumps in a short period of time.

I can`t even begin to think what it would be like with huge objects rammed into it?

You don't enjoy pain, others do.

Solution is simple: Get "EXIT ONLY" tattood above your arsehole.

Problem solved.

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If you want to know if the asshole was intended for those purposes, then you must ask the asshole's designer. Since only the designer can tell you what the designed object is intended for.

I do not think the designer is registered on this forum.

The asshole is for getting rid of shit. We all know that. The thought of having massive fucking objects pumped up there is what concerns me.

http://youtu.be/JYtlvzQ7GV8?t=2m13s

http://giant.gfycat.com/ScrawnyReadyHorsemouse.gif

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The concept of something being 'invented' on the human body is a pretty silly notion: natural/sexual selection is the only mechanism at play when it comes to things having a purpose or function.

There's no evidence to suggest that there is a selective process at work regarding the ability for foreign objects to be inserted into the anal passage in humans. That is to say that there is little reason to believe that the asshole is 'intended' for cocks, dildos or fruit. Its function is to remove waste from the body so that food and drink can be consumed for nutritional elements.

As long as my cocks in a chicks mouth I'd let her slide something small in my ass, preferably her tongue or finger :winkwink:

Seems that decadence has been more successful than that vulgar evolutionary pragmatism ...

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If there's a hole, some human male will be fucking it. If we ever visit another world with life, something there will be getting fucked.

Designers can intend their designed objects to be used for more than one purpose, do you agree?

For alien probings, sodomy etc
So I say yes

It's perfectly shaped to take a cock - Coincidence? - Perhaps...

Large fruits etc - Maybe not so much.....

Waiting for a qualified answer from CS.

Do other mammals fuck each other in the ass?

Probably not often, but that's only because they haven't been told they can...

They don't post on forums either for the same reason.....

Plus they don't give head. I told my dog he could blow me and he was like just put the peanut butter in my bowl.

Ever had a dog eddy?

Only designed for smuggling drugs.

True...although quite a few folks registered on this forum seem to THINK they are "the designer". :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I officially approve of, and enjoy, my asshole getting a little sore after taking multiple dumps in a short period of time...

put food inside, not outside

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Jackpot.

It's good to stretch it out, so that way when it comes to taking a hefty shit, it'll come out much easier :)

Bonobo chimpanzees love sodomy :)

Shouldn't you be asking Juicy this? LOL

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By saying intended, you assume a higher intelligence has designed the asshole with perhaps only one purpose in mind and didn't foresee it's other uses. Or..... that god is a freaky fucker and is watching the anal play with serious perv intentions.
NO GOD!!!

I think anal play was inevitable due to it's close proximity to the fun zone!!!!

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so why do you put all that into your ass at one time? :) :helpme

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosex...ior_in_animals

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