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Adult-biz 10-23-2014 05:25 PM

Was the asshole ever intended for objects such as cocks, dildos, fruit etc?
 
Serious question.

Asking because if I have had one too many curries or too much bran (cereal) my asshole can get a little sore after taking multiple dumps in a short period of time.

I can`t even begin to think what it would be like with huge objects rammed into it?

CaptainHowdy 10-23-2014 05:27 PM

You don't enjoy pain, others do.

CDSmith 10-23-2014 06:08 PM

Solution is simple: Get "EXIT ONLY" tattood above your arsehole.

Problem solved.

L-Pink 10-23-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20264388)
Solution is simple: Get "EXIT ONLY" tattood above your arsehole.

Problem solved.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :helpme

TCLGirls 10-23-2014 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Online Marketing Services (Post 20264333)
Serious question.

Asking because if I have had one too many curries or too much bran (cereal) my asshole can get a little sore after taking multiple dumps in a short period of time.

I can`t even begin to think what it would be like with huge objects rammed into it?


If you want to know if the asshole was intended for those purposes, then you must ask the asshole's designer. Since only the designer can tell you what the designed object is intended for.

I do not think the designer is registered on this forum.

Adult-biz 10-23-2014 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCLGirls (Post 20264422)
If you want to know if the asshole was intended for those purposes, then you must ask the asshole's designer. Since only the designer can tell you what the designed object is intended for.

I do not think the designer is registered on this forum.

The asshole is for getting rid of shit. We all know that. The thought of having massive fucking objects pumped up there is what concerns me.

420 10-23-2014 06:54 PM

http://youtu.be/JYtlvzQ7GV8?t=2m13s

http://giant.gfycat.com/ScrawnyReadyHorsemouse.gif

Adult-biz 10-23-2014 06:59 PM

:1orglaugh

Arnox 10-23-2014 07:14 PM

The concept of something being 'invented' on the human body is a pretty silly notion: natural/sexual selection is the only mechanism at play when it comes to things having a purpose or function.

There's no evidence to suggest that there is a selective process at work regarding the ability for foreign objects to be inserted into the anal passage in humans. That is to say that there is little reason to believe that the asshole is 'intended' for cocks, dildos or fruit. Its function is to remove waste from the body so that food and drink can be consumed for nutritional elements.

ErectMedia 10-23-2014 07:28 PM

As long as my cocks in a chicks mouth I'd let her slide something small in my ass, preferably her tongue or finger :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 10-23-2014 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 20264446)
The concept of something being 'invented' on the human body is a pretty silly notion: natural/sexual selection is the only mechanism at play when it comes to things having a purpose or function.

There's no evidence to suggest that there is a selective process at work regarding the ability for foreign objects to be inserted into the anal passage in humans. That is to say that there is little reason to believe that the asshole is 'intended' for cocks, dildos or fruit. Its function is to remove waste from the body so that food and drink can be consumed for nutritional elements.

Seems that decadence has been more successful than that vulgar evolutionary pragmatism ...

MrTrollkien 10-23-2014 07:32 PM

:1orglaugh

bronco67 10-23-2014 09:17 PM

If there's a hole, some human male will be fucking it. If we ever visit another world with life, something there will be getting fucked.

TCLGirls 10-23-2014 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Online Marketing Services (Post 20264432)
The asshole is for getting rid of shit. We all know that. The thought of having massive fucking objects pumped up there is what concerns me.

Designers can intend their designed objects to be used for more than one purpose, do you agree?

Alex21 10-23-2014 11:52 PM

For alien probings, sodomy etc
So I say yes

EddyTheDog 10-23-2014 11:55 PM

It's perfectly shaped to take a cock - Coincidence? - Perhaps...

Large fruits etc - Maybe not so much.....

MPGdevil 10-23-2014 11:56 PM

Waiting for a qualified answer from CS.

420 10-23-2014 11:57 PM

Do other mammals fuck each other in the ass?

EddyTheDog 10-24-2014 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20264605)
Do other mammals fuck each other in the ass?

Probably not often, but that's only because they haven't been told they can...

They don't post on forums either for the same reason.....

420 10-24-2014 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20264614)
Probably not often, but that's only because they haven't been told they can...

They don't post on forums either for the same reason.....

Plus they don't give head. I told my dog he could blow me and he was like just put the peanut butter in my bowl.

420 10-24-2014 12:20 AM

Ever had a dog eddy?


Tasty1 10-24-2014 12:35 AM

Only designed for smuggling drugs.

fitzmulti 10-24-2014 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCLGirls (Post 20264422)
I
I do not think the designer is registered on this forum.

True...although quite a few folks registered on this forum seem to THINK they are "the designer". :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 10-24-2014 12:44 AM

I officially approve of, and enjoy, my asshole getting a little sore after taking multiple dumps in a short period of time...

seeandsee 10-24-2014 02:58 AM

put food inside, not outside

JFK 10-24-2014 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20264617)
Plus they don't give head. I told my dog he could blow me and he was like just put the peanut butter in my bowl.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Adult-biz 10-24-2014 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20264530)
If there's a hole, some human male will be fucking it.

Jackpot.

Slick 10-24-2014 05:15 AM

It's good to stretch it out, so that way when it comes to taking a hefty shit, it'll come out much easier :)

Look Chang 10-24-2014 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20264605)
Do other mammals fuck each other in the ass?

Bonobo chimpanzees love sodomy :)

The Porn Nerd 10-24-2014 07:54 AM

Shouldn't you be asking Juicy this? LOL

xNetworx 10-24-2014 09:54 AM

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Deej 10-24-2014 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 20265167)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DAMNMAN 10-24-2014 02:57 PM

By saying intended, you assume a higher intelligence has designed the asshole with perhaps only one purpose in mind and didn't foresee it's other uses. Or..... that god is a freaky fucker and is watching the anal play with serious perv intentions.
NO GOD!!!

I think anal play was inevitable due to it's close proximity to the fun zone!!!!

NatalieK 10-24-2014 04:26 PM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

TeenCat 10-24-2014 04:28 PM

so why do you put all that into your ass at one time? :) :helpme

420 10-24-2014 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 20264802)
Bonobo chimpanzees love sodomy :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosex...ior_in_animals

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...e-you-know.jpg

PaperstreetWinston 10-24-2014 05:59 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme


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