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BAKO 11-11-2014 04:57 AM

Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wives
 
I can't even handle one lol

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/11/us...ives.html?_r=0

ReggieDurango 11-11-2014 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 20285393)

And Jesus had two kids!
Spooky days...

Manfap 11-11-2014 05:36 AM

He had magic underwear as well.

seeandsee 11-11-2014 07:44 AM

how many kids he got?

wehateporn 11-11-2014 07:53 AM


adultmobile 11-11-2014 08:11 AM

"40 wives, some already married and one only 14 years old."

The mormon guy got more wives than muhammad (who got just 11-13 wives), however Muhammad got younger ("Aisha was six or seven years old when betrothed to Muhammad, she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad's_wives

Ancient times was great for these type of guys. Today they would end up in jail.

BlackCrayon 11-11-2014 08:24 AM

he was also killed by a lynch mob. lots of mormons were chased out and killed in the early days. that's why they went to utah.

Choopa_Pardo 11-11-2014 08:42 AM

He was a known cheat, swindler, grifter, confidence man, and general trickster.

VikingMan 11-11-2014 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 20285604)
He was a known cheat, swindler, grifter, confidence man, and general trickster.

That is a fairly accurate portrait of Joseph Smith. Even the Mormons teach that he used to put a seer stone in his hat. He would then cover his face with his hat and look into it. He would use the stone to tell him where to find buried treasure. I know some Mormons and they are VERY professional and wealthy and educated. It amazes me that they accept these nutty beliefs. However they are very good people, prosperous, and some of the most honorable people I have ever met in my life. And it always amazes me when I meet some Mormon guy who is kind of nerdy and then meet his wife. Some of these nerdy Mormon guys have wives that could be models.

Also Joseph Smith would send men on missions for several years and when the men where away he would marry their wives. What a piece of shit:1orglaugh

VikingMan 11-11-2014 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20285588)
he was also killed by a lynch mob. lots of mormons were chased out and killed in the early days. that's why they went to utah.

Joseph Smith was also a Mason and there are many people who believe that he was killed because he stole so much of the initiations, symbols, and other secrets of Masonry (such as the blood oath) and implemented it into the Mormon religion.

aka123 11-11-2014 10:22 AM

He could have bred the whole mormone cult, or maybe he did? I too could breed couple million users for my porn sites, that would save me from lot of work, excluding fucking.

bronco67 11-11-2014 10:55 AM

religion was probably created to score ass anyway.... so what's weird about him having a harem of wives?

JFK 11-11-2014 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 20285604)
He was a known cheat, swindler, grifter, confidence man, and general trickster.

a whole lot of these guys pretending to be man of God are , I mean, what are they really selling ? A Whole lot of bullshit, to suit their imaginations :2 cents:

Grapesoda 11-11-2014 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 20285393)

poor bastard... can you just imagine 'period week'? :(

skirtcake 11-13-2014 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20285718)
He could have bred the whole mormone cult, or maybe he did? I too could breed couple million users for my porn sites, that would save me from lot of work, excluding fucking.

Haha. Joseph Smith basically bred all the users of my porn site. Thanks, Joe!

skirtcake 11-13-2014 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20285677)
That is a fairly accurate portrait of Joseph Smith. Even the Mormons teach that he used to put a seer stone in his hat. He would then cover his face with his hat and look into it. He would use the stone to tell him where to find buried treasure. I know some Mormons and they are VERY professional and wealthy and educated. It amazes me that they accept these nutty beliefs. However they are very good people, prosperous, and some of the most honorable people I have ever met in my life. And it always amazes me when I meet some Mormon guy who is kind of nerdy and then meet his wife. Some of these nerdy Mormon guys have wives that could be models.

Also Joseph Smith would send men on missions for several years and when the men where away he would marry their wives. What a piece of shit:1orglaugh

They tell young mormon men when they go on their missions, "The harder your work, the hotter your wife will be." Maybe it's true.

DAMNMAN 11-13-2014 05:29 PM

Just goes to prove he was fucking crazyyyyy!!!!!


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