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dyna mo 12-18-2014 09:03 AM

As an adult, have you ever HAD to physically hit someone?
 
situation?

FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20329543)
situation?

Michigan State Wrestling Finals.
Father of my opponent irate of sons tech loss.
Father approaches me.
Father taps out.

Anthony 12-18-2014 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329573)
Michigan State Wrestling Finals.
Father of my opponent irate of sons tech loss.
Father approaches me.
Father taps out.

He tapped out to strikes?

sperbonzo 12-18-2014 09:33 AM

In the last 10 years, I've come close, but I have not quite had to resort to actual violence. Weirdly it has happened mostly in Europe. Twice in the UK (Once because they were drunk, and once because they were drunk and I am Jewish), and once in Amsterdam, (because I am a Jew). All three times, I just took off my glasses and ring, and stood there. Told them to come at me first, so that everything after was self defense, and waited quietly. They always ended up going away after a lot of bluster and their friends "pull them off".

I did have to draw my weapon twice. Once when someone tried to jump me with a knife in a bad area of Miami, and once as someone was trying to break into my car at my condo. Both times, the other person ran away, and that was that. Perfect result.







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FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329577)
He tapped out to strikes?

Strikes after being taken down. You should have been there to help him. :2 cents:

Vendzilla 12-18-2014 09:41 AM

At a bar, guy was told to leave. He didn't. Bartender asked me to ask the guy to leave.
When I did, he punched me in the face and ran to the door.

Problem for him was the door opened in and i was right behind him and didn't stop, I body slammed him into the door with my shoulder into his rib cage.

He called the cops saying I started the fight, cops didn't buy it. Whole thing was caught on their camera system.

Couple months ago...

I've been in several fights, most of which have been to defend someone that couldn't defend themselves. Because of my size, most people will not try to start something with me.

mineistaken 12-18-2014 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20329587)
In the last 10 years, I've come close, but I have not quite had to resort to actual violence. Weirdly it has happened mostly in Europe. Twice in the UK (Once because they were drunk, and once because they were drunk and I am Jewish), and once in Amsterdam, (because I am a Jew). All three times, I just took off my glasses and ring, and stood there. Told them to come at me first, so that everything after was self defense, and waited quietly. They always ended up going away after a lot of bluster and their friends "pull them off".
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Were any of them from religion of peace? :winkwink:
And how did they know you were a Jew?

mineistaken 12-18-2014 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20329594)
At a bar, guy was told to leave. He didn't. Bartender asked me to ask the guy to leave.

Did they pay you security wage? :1orglaugh

Mediamix 12-18-2014 09:54 AM

Yes.. When two men tried to rob me in Amsterdam. One of them wanted to stab me with a pocketknife. I hit him really hard in his face and they started running. With my phone and my wallet. That was a bad day...

MaDalton 12-18-2014 09:55 AM

not once - not even in my time as bouncer. i tried to interfere in a fight once by pulling a guys shirt over his head so he couldn't see anything and got hit in the face in return. then my back then gf pulled me away before anything more could happen

wehateporn 12-18-2014 10:01 AM

I can't remember having to do this since I was a kid, maybe I got lucky, maybe my size reduces the risk, no way of knowing though really. Now that I've wrote this I'm sure there'll be a big fight over Christmas :upsidedow

sperbonzo 12-18-2014 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20329606)
Were any of them from religion of peace? :winkwink:
And how did they know you were a Jew?

The one in Amsterdam seemed to be of the mohammedan persuasion, yes.

The one in the UK, I couldn't tell. Even when I was growing up in the UK, though, I would get picked on by white christian kids for being a jew..... Until I shot up at 16 years old to 6'4", and then it dropped off a little. :winkwink:


As to how they knew.... They asked me, and I told them.





:)




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Vendzilla 12-18-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20329609)
Did they pay you security wage? :1orglaugh

I get free drinks all the time. It's a regular hang out and the owner takes me and my girl out to lunch often. It's kinda like cheers where everyone knows my name. Walking distance from my house too!!!

mineistaken 12-18-2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20329633)
As to how they knew.... They asked me, and I told them.
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If some random dude asks me personal question I say non of your business :)

Anthony 12-18-2014 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329590)
Strikes after being taken down. You should have been there to help him. :2 cents:

Wut? I should have been where to do what? Anytime you want to throwdown, I'm up for it. Show coming up in January. I'm easy to find.

BlackCrayon 12-18-2014 10:24 AM

can't say that i have.

Scott McD 12-18-2014 10:27 AM

Nope. But been very close on a few occassions...

aka123 12-18-2014 10:28 AM

No, but I once detained one guy, but there were no punching involved and he also managed to get away while waiting for the police. I simply held him firmly from the wrist and he managed to wriggle himself loose after 15 minutes or so. There could have been punching, but he didn't initiate any.

TROLLENSTEIN 12-18-2014 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20329543)
situation?

November 1st 2008. I was only like 60kg or so, not big at all back then.
Very angry dude was screaming and flailing wildly at random people like a lunatic outside a club.
Only noticed the pocket knife a few seconds before I got stabbed in the lower left hand.
Berserk-mode engaged. Shattered my top ring-finger knuckle on my right hand during the "fight".
Was over in seconds, and I didn't feel like I was in the UFC or anything at all, just numb and shaky from the adrenaline.
Cops came, threw him in back of their car and I got 8 stitches in my left hand and my right hand strapped up.
My missing knuckle is a daily reminder of how lucky/dumb I was that night, tho. Not seen him since.

Have other stories, but that's the one I remember everytime I look at my hand.

FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329645)
Wut? I should have been where to do what? Anytime you want to throwdown, I'm up for it. Show coming up in January. I'm easy to find.

Another internet keyboard warrior tough guy. :1orglaugh
I knew you were being a wise ass trying to corner me, that's why decided to take the high road in my response.
I am not hard to find either. Next time keep you wise cracks to yourself and you wont find yourself in a situation like this.

Of course being here since 2001 you think you're entitled to say whatever you chose to whom ever you chose. You're sucking on the wrong cow nipple here. :2 cents:

sperbonzo 12-18-2014 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20329639)
If some random dude asks me personal question I say non of your business :)


Believe me, I knew why they were asking, and it got me irritated. So I said, "Why yes, I'm am a Jew", and waited for the reaction that I knew was coming. I'm not going to hide being Jewish out of fear some random asswipe.

Actually, with the anti-jewish hatred starting to rise up in Europe again, it makes we want to wear a Star of David on my chest. I have gone and bought several Star of David T-shirts in anticipation of my next trip over. I'm not going to hide it. (I get all pissed off and stubborn about things like that. Drives my wife crazy)






:upsidedow



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Anthony 12-18-2014 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329666)
Another internet keyboard warrior tough guy. :1orglaugh
I knew you were being a wise ass trying to corner me, that's why decided to take the high road in my response.
I am not hard to find either. Next time keep you wise cracks to yourself and you wont find yourself in a situation like this.

Of course being here since 2001 you think you're entitled to say whatever you chose to whom ever you chose. You're sucking on the wrong cow nipple here. :2 cents:

Yo Fucktard, asking politely if someone tapped to strikes made you all aggro, you got issues. High road? Being a snarky bitch? Go fuck yourself.

Some fucking noob called me a Keyboard Warrior. Oh noes. If you weren't suck a goddamn noob fucktard, you'd know how stupid you sound.

Nobody knows you, with your shitty ass incomplete site.
Home Widget 3
This is your third home widget box. To edit please go to Appearance > Widgets and choose 8th widget from the top in area 8 called Home Widget 3. Title is also manageable from widgets as well.

Anyone is entitled to say whatever the fuck they want on this board, whether it hurts some noob surfmaster's feelings or not. :321GFY

Mickey_ 12-18-2014 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329645)
Wut? I should have been where to do what? Anytime you want to throwdown, I'm up for it. Show coming up in January. I'm easy to find.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329666)
Another internet keyboard warrior tough guy. :1orglaugh
I knew you were being a wise ass trying to corner me, that's why decided to take the high road in my response.
I am not hard to find either. Next time keep you wise cracks to yourself and you wont find yourself in a situation like this.

Of course being here since 2001 you think you're entitled to say whatever you chose to whom ever you chose. You're sucking on the wrong cow nipple here. :2 cents:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/51/51ac...ff2da15537.jpg

Calm down bros and grab a drink in Vegas instead.

Make money, not war. :pimp

L-Pink 12-18-2014 10:47 AM

Yes, and now dinner's always on time.

FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329673)
Yo Fucktard, asking politely if someone tapped to strikes made you all aggro, you got issues. High road? Being a snarky bitch? Go fuck yourself.

Some fucking noob called me a Keyboard Warrior. Oh noes. If you weren't suck a goddamn noob fucktard, you'd know how stupid you sound.

Nobody knows you, with your shitty ass incomplete site.
Home Widget 3
This is your third home widget box. To edit please go to Appearance > Widgets and choose 8th widget from the top in area 8 called Home Widget 3. Title is also manageable from widgets as well.

Anyone is entitled to say whatever the fuck they want on this board, whether it hurts some noob surfmaster's feelings or not. :321GFY

It seems I've struck a nerve. :1orglaugh

Anthony 12-18-2014 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329686)
It seems I've struck a nerve. :1orglaugh

It seems the noob fucktard hasn't anything to retort with.

You have the wit and warmth of an unflushed, used toilet overflowing with days old shit.

sarettah 12-18-2014 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20329681)
Yes, and now dinner's always on time.

:Oh crap

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FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329695)
It seems the noob fucktard hasn't anything to retort with.

You have the wit and warmth of an unflushed, used toilet overflowing with days old shit.

Were we once lovers? You know me so well. :1orglaugh

Roald 12-18-2014 11:11 AM

Nope not since I was like 18 or so.

Fighting is just lame.

blackmonsters 12-18-2014 11:17 AM

Wimp Thread Of The Century!


[:boy-alley-thingy]


:1orglaugh


I should have guessed all the answers here because people who talk the most shit never hit anybody.
I need industrial shit remover after listening to you mofo's.

Anthony 12-18-2014 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329703)
Were we once lovers? You know me so well. :1orglaugh

You trying to be funny is about as good as your tough guy schtik. Work on it.

FriendsForNow 12-18-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329721)
You trying to be funny is about as good as your tough guy schtik. Work on it.

I am confident you have a thing for me. Sorry, you can be Ellen, I am happy being Portia.
Is your preference satin or silk? I naughty skype too. PM me for details. :)

baddog 12-18-2014 11:36 AM

Of course . . . self-defense.

Anthony 12-18-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20329738)
I am confident you have a thing for me. Sorry, you can be Ellen, I am happy being Portia.
Is your preference satin or silk? I naughty skype too. PM me for details. :)

The sad fact about all this, is I have a son who wrestled in College, and was interested in hearing about your kid. Instead of you being a Dick answering a polite question, you would have made a real world contact with someone who's been in this business forever, is in the dating niche, and is liked by almost everyone on this board. Maybe not everyone, but you can't please everyone, all the time.

dyna mo 12-18-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20329719)
Wimp Thread Of The Century!


[:boy-alley-thingy]


:1orglaugh


I should have guessed all the answers here because people who talk the most shit never hit anybody.
I need industrial shit remover after listening to you mofo's.

You don't know Anthony? Far from a shit talker.

georgeyw 12-18-2014 11:40 AM

Interesting the personalities that come out in this thread.

Got in a fight many years ago in a nightclub, friend of mine had a big mouth and started a fight.

I was at the bar ordering drinks, see him getting into it with a group and ran over, next thing guy was wearing his nose on his cheek and felt like half the club got involved. Never went out with that idiot again.

AaronM 12-18-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329754)
The sad fact about all this, is I have a son who wrestled in College, and was interested in hearing about your kid. Instead of you being a Dick answering a polite question, you would have made a real world contact with someone who's been in this business forever, is in the dating niche, and is liked by almost everyone on this board. Maybe not everyone, but you can't please everyone, all the time.


Who the fuck are you? Even your title says you're a keyboard warrior. :1orglaugh

Anthony 12-18-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20329764)
Who the fuck are you? Even your title says you're a keyboard warrior. :1orglaugh

I'm sorry Sir. Please accept my humblest apologies. I'll go back to making shrimp egg rolls now.

aka123 12-18-2014 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20329719)
I should have guessed all the answers here because people who talk the most shit never hit anybody.
I need industrial shit remover after listening to you mofo's.

What is talking "most shit"? From my experience the real shit talkers end up in fights, as they talk shit. Besides talking shit, the violence comes as an extra. Being proud of this is everyone's personal opinion, but you don't get my points by being violent. Though I have nothing against self defence.

dyna mo 12-18-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20329764)
Who the fuck are you? Even your title says you're a keyboard warrior. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

AaronM 12-18-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20329768)
I'm sorry Sir. Please accept my humblest apologies. I'll go back to making shrimp egg rolls now.


Excellent! I'll take some Mongolian Beef with them as well.

Nice chatting with you Mr. Fortune Cookie.

RTP 12-18-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20329681)
Yes, and now dinner's always on time.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Captain Kawaii 12-18-2014 11:52 AM

Ah, you said fight. No. 187, yes. 3.

Anthony 12-18-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20329771)
What is talking "most shit"? From my experience the real shit talkers end up in fights, as they talk shit. Besides talking shit, the violence comes as an extra. Being proud of this is everyone's personal opinion, but you don't get my points by being violent. Though I have nothing against self defence.

Before I got derailed into a pissing match, I hold the same thought. Some of the BAMF's I know are quiet and unassuming. You wouldn't even know Hell would be unleashed on you.

Last fight I got into was six years ago, and surprise, surprise, it was at a bar. I can't even call it a fight, all I did was make sure a guy stayed down whose legs I kicked out from under him as he was rushing to hit my training partner (owned the bar) from behind. The guy he was fighting threw a punch, he ducked under it, took his back and choked him senseless. Blood everywhere, as the guy fell forward and smashed his head in front of his bar.

We missed the first half of the UFC we went there to watch due to giving statements to the Police. Fighting for your life, one thing. Fighting cause you're an idiot who can't control your drink which let's out the inner asshole, get help. It's stupid. Once you realize you can cut down on your fights by simply not being there at the bar, club, etc. it makes life so much better.

dyna mo 12-18-2014 11:58 AM

does anyone here think that there would never be a reason for an adult to hit someone?

if you have had to hit someone, did you reflect on that and ask yourself in hindsight if you really had to hit that person or if there was an alternative exit strategy?

Anthony 12-18-2014 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20329785)
does anyone here think that there would never be a reason for an adult to hit someone?

if you have had to hit someone, did you reflect on that and ask yourself in hindsight if you really had to hit that person or if there was an alternative exit strategy?

Well Bro, imho outside of training, where we hit and choke people daily, No.

Unless your life is on the line, or that of a loved one. Bear in mind, by the time most violence occurs, you are already at the precipice.

edgeprod 12-18-2014 12:07 PM

I'd consider having to hit someone a failure in my own assessment of the situation, or handling thereof. I've CHOSEN to hit plenty of people -- during training, in the cage, etc -- but I haven't HAD to hit anyone, and hope I never do. I don't want someone else's injuries on my conscience.

jimmycooper 12-18-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20329669)
Believe me, I knew why they were asking, and it got me irritated. So I said, "Why yes, I'm am a Jew", and waited for the reaction that I knew was coming. I'm not going to hide being Jewish out of fear some random asswipe.

Actually, with the anti-jewish hatred starting to rise up in Europe again, it makes we want to wear a Star of David on my chest. I have gone and bought several Star of David T-shirts in anticipation of my next trip over. I'm not going to hide it. (I get all pissed off and stubborn about things like that. Drives my wife crazy)






:upsidedow



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You could just sacastically say 'What, do you want to check my penis or something?'. Think I saw that on your Curb Your Enthusiam a few years ago. Lol

Anthony 12-18-2014 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20329801)
I'd consider having to hit someone a failure in my own assessment of the situation, or handling thereof. I've CHOSEN to hit plenty of people -- during training, in the cage, etc -- but I haven't HAD to hit anyone, and hope I never do. I don't want someone else's injuries on my conscience.

Wish there was a like button. Good post.

Bladewire 12-18-2014 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20329669)
Believe me, I knew why they were asking, and it got me irritated. So I said, "Why yes, I'm am a Jew", and waited for the reaction that I knew was coming. I'm not going to hide being Jewish out of fear some random asswipe.

Actually, with the anti-jewish hatred starting to rise up in Europe again, it makes we want to wear a Star of David on my chest. I have gone and bought several Star of David T-shirts in anticipation of my next trip over. I'm not going to hide it. (I get all pissed off and stubborn about things like that. Drives my wife crazy)

So you relate closely with Gay people who don't feel they have to hide what they are :thumbsup


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