My Christmas Message To One And All
 

Luke 2:10-11

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

Happy Holidays Virgin Marry!

I think there is some amazing wisdom in the bible like forgiveness and many other life lessons but I can never be a Christian because then I have to accept that God decided to come up with this bizarre scenario of him impregnating a woman and the husband being OK with it. And then I have to accept that God expects humans to just blindly accept this and not only accept it but spin it as some beautiful thing. Whereas if the average modern Christian person would gossip and laugh behind the back another church member if she all of a sudden said she was pregnant with God's baby. But because this story of the birth of Jesus happened 2,000 years ago it makes it more believable.

Perhaps God put this story out there so he can weed out all the dumbfucks and send the believers to hell while he lets the rational people into Heaven.:thumbsup

Merry xmas guys

Happy Christmas!!!!!!Best wishes!

Lacking the capacity to understand metaphors is part of a mental disease ...

Merry Xmas Mutt.

Christianity 2.2 billion
Islam 1.6 billion
Hinduism 1 billion

That's over half the people on the planet who either lack the capacity to understand metaphors OR who spend their lives worshipping metaphors.

Hoahaoism 1.5-3 million followers.