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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em"
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How easy is it to count in binary? It?s as easy as 01 10 11.
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. ?You mean a martini?? the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ?If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!?

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, ?Five beers, please.?
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A philosopher says to a linguist ?What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?? The linguist replied, ?They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.?
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A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, ?I?d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.?

The waitress replies, ?I?m sorry, Monsieur, but we?re out of cream. How about with no milk??
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