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dyna mo 01-25-2015 12:14 PM

American wants to try clotted cream
 
Is that legal here? If so, can i get good clotted cream in USA?


what do i eat with the clotted cream? drink?

Manfap 01-25-2015 12:22 PM

scones and quality jam

NatalieK 01-25-2015 12:40 PM

mmmm I love clotted cream, actually I love all cream :thumbsup

L-Pink 01-25-2015 02:01 PM

Sounds delicious. :Oh crap

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 02:10 PM

use a gun its faster :2 cents::2 cents: the minimum fat content is 55%

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20369859)
scones and quality jam

i usually get both of these on a weekly basis, so i'm with ya. but at a loss for the clotted cream. I think i'll have to hit the super fancy grocer for it.

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369920)
use a gun its faster :2 cents::2 cents: the minimum fat content is 55%

life;s about living, not dying. :) it's not like I'm planning a clotted cream IV.

:)

clickity click 01-25-2015 02:16 PM

Weird, all supermarkets here sell clotted cream.. Why on earth would it be illegal? You can carry guns ffs.

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369924)
life;s about living, not dying. :) it's not like I'm planning a clotted cream IV.

:)

got put a live feed at your dinner table. :2 cents:

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20369927)
Weird, all supermarkets here sell clotted cream.. Why on earth would it be illegal? You can carry guns ffs.

and here is where? Uranus?

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369929)
got put a live feed at your dinner table. :2 cents:


fyi brainiac, those biscuits you eat with your fucking fried chicken are loaded with butter. you do realize clotted cream is the British equivalent to our butter right? or is this just more of you showing how fucking miserable and stupid you are?

:1orglaugh

clickity click 01-25-2015 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369930)
and here is where? Uranus?

Sorry, the UK.

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20369933)
Sorry, the UK.

yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369932)
fyi brainiac, those biscuits you eat with your fucking fried chicken are loaded with butter. you do realize clotted cream is the British equivalent to our butter right? or is this just more of you showing how fucking miserable and stupid you are?

:1orglaugh

just add the feed bitch :disgust:disgust

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369938)
just add the feed bitch :disgust:disgust


i need the clotted cream first, you mumpsimus ninnyhammer

Grapesoda 01-25-2015 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369856)
Is that legal here? If so, can i get good clotted cream in USA?


what do i eat with the clotted cream? drink?

amazon.com is your friend

clickity click 01-25-2015 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369934)
yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

Kelly's, Mackie's, Rodda's

You could also try Devonshire Cream or Cornish Cream.

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369934)
yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

you can make it! im thinking add a bit to my biscuit gravy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-25-2015 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20369943)
amazon.com is your friend

good idea, i've been itching for a reason to join prime fresh, this may be the one!

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20369949)
Kelly's, Mackie's, Rodda's

You could also try Devonshire Cream or Cornish Cream.

nice, thanks!

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369956)
you can make it! im thinking add a bit to my biscuit gravy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

of course, it sounds fucking delicious! :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369959)
good idea, i've been itching for a reason to join prime fresh, this may be the one!



nice, thanks!



of course, it sounds fucking delicious! :1orglaugh

can you cook? im going to make this with some steaks super bowl sunday :thumbsup:thumbsup my little brother is making cheesestakes and fries i made 30 gallons of craft beer was a bitch to bottle it
The Old Fashioned Way: Clotted Cream and Scone Recipe

dyna mo 01-25-2015 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369966)
can you cook? im going to make this with some steaks super bowl sunday :thumbsup:thumbsup my little brother is making cheesestakes and fries i made 30 gallons of craft beer was a bitch to bottle it
The Old Fashioned Way: Clotted Cream and Scone Recipe

i can cook, yes. cooked up my killer breakfast burritos for everyone this morning. my homemade refried beans (hand squished!), scrambled eggs, cheddar, bacon, fresh tomatoes, onion and lettuce wrapped in a whole wheat wrap.

my meatloaf is legendary. I've never cooked cheesesteak(s) though.

scones are killer killer killer. fresh scones, not those shitty dry ones.

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369974)
i can cook, yes. cooked up my killer breakfast burritos for everyone this morning. my homemade refried beans (hand squished!), scrambled eggs, cheddar, bacon, fresh tomatoes, onion and lettuce wrapped in a whole wheat wrap.

my meatloaf is legendary. I've never cooked cheesesteak(s) though.

scones are killer killer killer. fresh scones, not those shitty dry ones.

jeezuz christ i luv cooking as well. :) make fresh hash browns too crisp lay them in there :2 cents: the moisture will make them right :thumbsup

dyna mo 01-25-2015 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369980)
jeezuz christ i luv cooking as well. :) make fresh hash browns too crisp lay them in there :2 cents: the moisture will make them right :thumbsup

hash browns require a deft touch. crispy on the outside, meaty on the inside. hard to get the moisture just right to do that. i put them on paper towels for a bit to dry before frying.

brassmonkey 01-25-2015 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20369983)
hash browns require a deft touch. crispy on the outside, meaty on the inside. hard to get the moisture just right to do that. i put them on paper towels for a bit to dry before frying.

im experimenting with a new dish. i use toast

dyna mo 01-25-2015 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20369987)
im experimenting with a new dish. i use toast

sounds perfect for clotted cream!


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