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Grapesoda 01-28-2015 08:17 AM

my dog got trapped in the kitchen all night
 
no shit...usually when I go to bed the dog stays up for a bit doing 'dog stuff' whatever that might be.... then the guy will wonder in and hit the sack.... this time while he was in the kitchen the kitchen door closed about 2 inches and the dog got stuck because he won't go though a door unless it's wide open of I take him though.... when I got up this morn he wasn't in my room and I thought WTF??? then I found him sitting in the kitchen looking embarrassed as hell :1orglaugh

MaDalton 01-28-2015 08:23 AM

i knew a dog like that and he kept whining until the cat came and opened the door for him

that settled the question for me on who's smarter

Rochard 01-28-2015 08:28 AM

Your kitchen has doors?

makeabuck 01-28-2015 08:53 AM

Ugh! I would never go to bed without my dog laying right next to me. We even share the same pillow.

Your poor doggie. Mine are all nosy and know exactly how to open a cracked door..though sometimes in trying to open it they do push it closed.

I also find it a little odd that your kitchen has doors.

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20373231)
Your kitchen has doors?

2... one into the entrance way and one to the master suite entrance hallway

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373258)
Ugh! I would never go to bed without my dog laying right next to me. We even share the same pillow.

Your poor doggie. Mine are all nosy and know exactly how to open a cracked door..though sometimes in trying to open it they do push it closed.

I also find it a little odd that your kitchen has doors.

go live in a big house :2 cents:

4 bedsˇ 4 bathsˇ 5,122 sqft

ZestimateŽ: $3,077,011

Rent ZestimateŽ: $11,493/mo

$2,599,000 Perfect 10! Located behind private gates is this spectacular custom French Chateau on nearly 3 private acres with over 5,100 sq ft! A grand entry opens to a sensational two story floorplan with 4 bedrooms + bonus room & 4 baths. Amenities include stone floors, soaring ceilings, & a double island kitchen! The resort quality yard boasts a pool & spa with slide, covered outdoor lounge area with fireplace, manicured lawns, built in BBQ, possible vineyards & unobstructed views with complete privacy. An awesome entertainer's estate!

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20373226)
i knew a dog like that and he kept whining until the cat came and opened the door for him

that settled the question for me on who's smarter

never been any doubt :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-28-2015 09:19 AM

i cant afford a kitchen... :(

arock10 01-28-2015 09:25 AM

Facebook???

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20373302)
Facebook???

I'm sorry got confused....meant to post a link to how the democrats are like living gods, republicans suck cock and you're the smartest guy on the planet just no one realizes it at this time and you feel so alone... because no one will listen to you :thumbsup

aka123 01-28-2015 10:43 AM

Mine can even open doors those open towards it. Although it is more about persistence than making precision moves. It will just keep pawing the door handle until it opens.

And as I live in Europe, we have handles, not knobs.

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20373392)
Mine can even open doors those open towards it. Although it is more about persistence than making precision moves. It will just keep pawing the door handle until it opens.

my dog is too much polite to even try and push the door open OR say anything about it...:helpme

makeabuck 01-28-2015 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20373291)
go live in a big house :2 cents:

4 bedsˇ 4 bathsˇ 5,122 sqft

ZestimateŽ: $3,077,011

Rent ZestimateŽ: $11,493/mo

$2,599,000 Perfect 10! Located behind private gates is this spectacular custom French Chateau on nearly 3 private acres with over 5,100 sq ft! A grand entry opens to a sensational two story floorplan with 4 bedrooms + bonus room & 4 baths. Amenities include stone floors, soaring ceilings, & a double island kitchen! The resort quality yard boasts a pool & spa with slide, covered outdoor lounge area with fireplace, manicured lawns, built in BBQ, possible vineyards & unobstructed views with complete privacy. An awesome entertainer's estate!

So 3600 sq foot, 5 bedrooms 2 bathrooms and 10 acres - and 8k cheaper per month. I think I'll keep mine.

The only thing I care about entertaining is my animals. When I have a party my friends bring their tents and whole family and sleep over on the back corner of my property =)

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373406)
So 3600 sq foot, 5 bedrooms 2 bathrooms and 10 acres - and 8k cheaper per month. I think I'll keep mine.

The only thing I care about entertaining is my animals. When I have a party my friends bring their tents and whole family and sleep over on the back corner of my property =)

location? and do you have doors to your kitchen? never even thought it was strange...

makeabuck 01-28-2015 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20373407)
location? and do you have doors to your kitchen? never even thought it was strange...

No - I live in NJ. I have an open floor plan.

makeabuck 01-28-2015 11:08 AM

How often do you have to have someone come in and clean that?

Ain't nobody got time for cleaning that big house.

romeo22 01-28-2015 11:14 AM

Dogs can do some shitty things in the kither

WarChild 01-28-2015 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20373226)
i knew a dog like that and he kept whining until the cat came and opened the door for him

that settled the question for me on who's smarter

There isn't a question to be settled really; Dogs are unquestionably smarter than cats.

makeabuck 01-28-2015 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20373446)
There isn't a question to be settled really; Dogs are unquestionably smarter than cats.

My cat saved me while I was being attacked by my own dog. Smarty!!!

WarChild 01-28-2015 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373455)
My cat saved me while I was being attacked by my own dog. Smarty!!!

So the conclusion is that you're an idiot? I agree.

MaDalton 01-28-2015 11:44 AM

actually both cats and dogs have their strengths and weaknesses and there are already huge differences between different breeds within their own kind - think border collie vs. chihuahua

makeabuck 01-28-2015 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20373459)
So the conclusion is that you're an idiot? I agree.

What the heck. How does that make me an idiot?

WarChild 01-28-2015 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20373461)
actually both cats and dogs have their strengths and weaknesses and there are already huge differences between different breeds within their own kind - think border collie vs. chihuahua

Sure. I work with hundreds of German Shepherds because I do helper work for Schutzhund (being German I assume you know what this sport is) and they are very, very, very smart. Much more so than your average pet dog.

Still though, we have hunting dogs, seeing eye dogs, drug detection dogs, therapy dogs, assistance dogs, etc. Many different breeds are used.

On the other hand, no cats have "jobs". I've heard some people try to suggest that this is because cats are much smarter than dogs and so they just refuse to be taught menial chores. Of course this is ridiculous because using this logic cats would be smarter than humans but not as smart as rocks. :winkwink:

MaDalton 01-28-2015 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20373468)
I've heard some people try to suggest that this is because cats are much smarter than dogs and so they just refuse to be taught menial chores.

i usually go with this :1orglaugh

but no doubt about it, trying to train a cat is a huge waste of time

but that's also the result from an evolutionary process, who knows what would have happened if man chose a cat as companion 10,000 years ago

try training a wild wolf and let me know how that works out

aka123 01-28-2015 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20373472)
i usually go with this :1orglaugh

but no doubt about it, trying to train a cat is a huge waste of time

but that's also the result from an evolutionary process, who knows what would have happened if man chose a cat as companion 10,000 years ago

try training a wild wolf and let me know how that works out

Dogs are smarter than cats because dogs are herd animals, or as used with wolves; pack animals. That makes the difference; all the smartest animals in this planet are herd animals. In evolution towards intelligence; nothing makes it better than figuring out what the guy next to you mumbles. :)

MaDalton 01-28-2015 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20373482)
Dogs are smarter than cats because dogs are herd animals, or as used with wolves; pack animals. That makes the difference; all the smartest animals in this planet are herd animals. In evolution towards intelligence; nothing makes it better than figuring out what the guy next to you mumbles. :)

i am going to think about this while I will now assemble with my herd for beers

:glugglug

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373415)
How often do you have to have someone come in and clean that?

Ain't nobody got time for cleaning that big house.

every 2 weeks a crew comes in

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373455)
My cat saved me while I was being attacked by my own dog. Smarty!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 01-28-2015 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20373258)
Ugh! I would never go to bed without my dog laying right next to me. We even share the same pillow.

I doubt you can find anyone that would deny that my dog and I have a great relationship but sharing a pillow with me? Fuck that. Yuck.

SongRider 01-28-2015 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20373291)
go live in a big house :2 cents:

4 bedsˇ 4 bathsˇ 5,122 sqft

ZestimateŽ: $3,077,011

Rent ZestimateŽ: $11,493/mo

$2,599,000 Perfect 10! Located behind private gates is this spectacular custom French Chateau on nearly 3 private acres with over 5,100 sq ft! A grand entry opens to a sensational two story floorplan with 4 bedrooms + bonus room & 4 baths. Amenities include stone floors, soaring ceilings, & a double island kitchen! The resort quality yard boasts a pool & spa with slide, covered outdoor lounge area with fireplace, manicured lawns, built in BBQ, possible vineyards & unobstructed views with complete privacy. An awesome entertainer's estate!


Thats a LOT of answer for a simple question/statement about doors on your kitchen.

I am thinking your compensating for something with such a LARGE answer to such a tiny question... :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 01-28-2015 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SongRider (Post 20373517)
Thats a LOT of answer for a simple question/statement about doors on your kitchen.

I am thinking your compensating for something with such a LARGE answer to such a tiny question... :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

your really reaching.... I've never been asked why the kitchen has 2 doors so.....

makeabuck 01-28-2015 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20373496)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

True story. Same dog who shares my pillow 6 years later. The cat though, who was my faithful companion for 18 years is no longer here.

I do think dogs are smarter than cats, but that cat was very close in intelligence.


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