I'm thinking of converting to Judaism ...
 

Looks like a pretty practical religion ...

lol, or, you can just live your life with out the helping hand of bullshit.

When my wife decided to convert from her Hinduism to my Judaism so that our son would be born Jewish, I told her that she was crazy. I had never asked her to take on my faith. Who wants to volunteer to be a part of the smallest and most hated minority on the planet?

She went ahead with it anyway. 18 weeks of classes and then did her mikvah in the ocean off of the beach.








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Nah, just go with Islam instead. It's the new rage.

Pretty listenable music as well ...

I love how Jews don't prospect for additional members. That right there makes them a billion times more respectable than other religious sects.

Awesome gesture on the part of your wife. Props to her for showing you that respect. :thumbsup

Judaism is less ascetic and much more organized than hinduism ...

Without a very good reason to convert to it. You don't win when you die like most religions so why bother?

I would advice you not to. :upsidedow

I had a great-grandfather who was Jewish, and from what I know of the religion--which is quite a lot--it seems a lot more practical and less annoying than many other religions. The only thing I don't like is the insistence on circumcision of male babies. Apart from being sexual mutilation, just like female circumcision, the children are not able to consent to it.

so you think once you are jude you will become super rich as they are? :1orglaugh

zoroastrianism is some OG shit. i would go that route instead.

:uhoh

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Its harder to convert to judaism than it is to convert to legal american citizen.

You nasty boy: they destroyed misthraism ! :mad:

Personally i'll just stay will sol invictus !

you mean, for a mexican ?

for any non citizen

The test covers about 200 possible questions. Look at the study materials. The Naturalization Test | USCIS

:thumbsup QFT

Any religion is good. Its always up To the person.

Just keep in mind that if you convert to Judaism your job opportunities may be limited in many places including France:

'Not for Jews? job ad whips up a storm in France

:Oh crap



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now you can tell jewish jokes!

Sorry, I love bacon too much.

It's not about the religion, it's about your faith and what you would like to practice and believe.

Happy Rosh Hashanah for Trees ...