If you are considering leaving adult and migrating over to mainstream anytime soon?
 

Don't. It's too late.

We don't want you. Especially if you are a fraud.

You think the adult world is astute to blackballing people? Psssh. You have no idea how mainstream works. You are already in the database

Real dollars, less fraud.

You dun fucked up.

Too soon?

Disclaimer: This post is not directed at anybody individually. Read this post with discretion. Most likely this post is NOT about you. If you happen to think it is? Good. Start doing shit properly and you won't have such a guilty conscience.

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No offence intended towards people who like jelly

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I work in dating these days and also run YNOT Mail. Both cross over into mainstream. It's amusing, and lots of money to be made.

When did eel cocks evolve?

Clearly something is up with eels and cocks since this thing has been patented!! :pimp

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:1orglaugh wtf eel condoms from 100 years ago?

sent it to my girl...you need to buy her a new monitor

That's why ya gotta wear the eel guard! Clearly, this guy didn't:
Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro News

Eel removed from man?s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man?s penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

:helpme

That looks like the cheapest way to get male to female surgery.

lol eels are no joke man

Porn is the best.:)