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iguess 04-13-2015 05:21 PM

Self Employed Own Business
 
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??

SIK 04-13-2015 06:08 PM

with that insane sum of money.. a lemonade stand in front of my house

Struggle4Bucks 04-13-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iguess (Post 20447835)
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??

A $2- or a $3K-pound shop?

directfiesta 04-13-2015 06:09 PM

pay a few months of rent ahead :2 cents:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-13-2015 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iguess (Post 20447835)
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??

What do you like doing? That you can also make some money at? Give us a place to start.

Colmike9 04-13-2015 06:25 PM

Name some businesses that you can start with $2-3k. I'm not talking about freelancing, either.
Sounds like a good amount to start selling weed, though..

brassmonkey 04-13-2015 06:28 PM

cleaning biz :2 cents::2 cents:

L-Pink 04-13-2015 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20447867)
What do you like doing? That you can also make some money at?


Masturbating. Get a webcam, high speed internet, Chaturbate account.

Under budget :thumbsup

420 04-13-2015 06:38 PM

I think you can start a jerk off company, a lawn care business, and be a weed middle man with that amount of money. You'll have to walk around and ask your neighbors if they want to buy weed or have their lawn mowed until you can save enough for a vehicle.

The Porn Nerd 04-13-2015 06:42 PM

Well, since I started with a $750 loan I believe anything is possible. BUT it all comes down to one thing only: how hard are you willing (and able) to work?

Mainstream or adult I would choose something online for the flexibility and relative ease of entry/low cost. But if you have skillz then online gabling or fantasy sports may be a way to go.

Have luck. :)

Barry-xlovecam 04-13-2015 07:06 PM

A service business doing something you can sell immediately. Graphic artist, coding or some other service that you are already competent at. With only $2K or $3K capitalization don't quit your day job ...

bronco67 04-13-2015 07:13 PM

I'm sure whatever business someone tells you to start will be the most successful endeavor ever undertaken by a human being.

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Struggle4Bucks 04-13-2015 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20447883)
I think you can start a jerk off company

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:thumbsup

ilnjscb 04-13-2015 07:36 PM

not sure if serious - want to know really? buy a van for 1k. clean the shit out of it. find a place to hire illegals for cash $8/hr. get a bus license. put out every free ad as a mover. refresh every friday and every 29th. in ad, say "hiring a mover? are you sure they're licensed? be secure with Broke Nucka Movers" do most of the talking while illegal does most of moving. ask for reviews. apply to u-haul. get insured. get bonded. raise rates.

SilentKnight 04-13-2015 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by iguess (Post 20447835)
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The possibilities are endless.

Oh, wait. :error

Joshua G 04-13-2015 08:20 PM

i would learn to code & create an app to help sports gamblers calculate the ROI on their wagers. the math is tricky when you get into baseball & multiple play wagers. sell it for 2 bucks, make up some bullshit that billy walters uses it, & shazam. cash gusher.

:2 cents:

Dmitry 04-14-2015 03:10 AM

You would be unable to make business with such budget, but you can pass first step of your future business. I would start with something about marketing and making traffic. Create a whitelabel webcam website - it will cost you almost nothing but you can understand how it works, find benefits, figure out how to get traffic and probably you would get some great idea how to do that. The same time you would get tools to see how efficient is your work.

Try to avoid spending money. Only do it when there is no choice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by iguess (Post 20447835)
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??


CurrentlySober 04-14-2015 04:01 AM

Red or Black?

Red FTW!

pimpmaster9000 04-14-2015 04:46 AM

an ex model of mine started a biz with 500$ she got a 2nd hand sewing machine and some cloth and started to make barbie doll fashion...she would make mini versions of versace-s newest collections for example and sell them online...some of the pieces she makes go for 100$...she makes like 2-3K/month with this shit...

get a 3d printer...print shit for people...something a guy would give a girl some complex 3d heart mesh kinda thing...or make a 3d print that is a mold for something and then make carbon fiber...I used to make small carbon fiber aftermarket parts for fun...its easier than you think, if you like making stuff with your hands it will be no work at all :2 cents:

make hot sauce...this is my next project...the whole production and assembly line will cost me no more than 10K...you can start with 2K no problem...grow some ultra hot peppers and mix them in with regular cheap peppers ect...

that guy that sends gummy bear dicks by mail made a killing...

be creative, do not listen to the naysayers they are just poor in ideas :thumbsup

Harmon 04-14-2015 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20447874)
cleaning biz :2 cents::2 cents:

As much as I hate to admit it, this is probably the best idea in this thread. You are providing a service that people need with decently low startup costs and you would most likely have enough to buy advertising magnets for your car or truck (if you have one) and even have a budget to advertise locally.

I think the cleaning business is a great idea. :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 04-14-2015 05:15 AM

Invest in facebook likes ...

Harmon 04-14-2015 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20448180)
Invest in facebook likes ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LouiseLloyd 04-14-2015 05:32 AM

Drop shipping cost nothing, with basic design and development knowledge there's very little setup costs apart from hosting if you've not already got it, so with that in mind I would either invest the money in employing someone to help list products or use the money on adwords to generate some instant sales and profit.

djroof 04-14-2015 08:02 AM

live cams has the $$$

Mediamix 04-14-2015 08:07 AM

Become a prostitute and ask on GFY if anyone wants to fuck you... :2 cents:

blackmonsters 04-14-2015 10:13 AM

1. Lease a cab
2. Pest Exterminator (home depot has all supplies)
3. Cigar Kiosk in mall
4. Moped delivery(make your own menus/prices, process CC on paypal phone)
5. Auto Detail Tent, hand wash/wax/tires/interior
6. Cell phone kiosk
7. Painted sign maker
8. House painter
9. Tree limb cutter (rent cherry picker)

Number 6 is probably the winner in that bunch.
Rent/share kiosk and get credit line on stock and that might work.

videobunch 04-14-2015 11:17 AM

Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.

More serious, I started my old adult DVD website with about that much way back in the day.

xXXtesy10 04-14-2015 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by videobunch (Post 20448515)
Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.


rob your store

Harmon 04-14-2015 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videobunch (Post 20448515)
Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.

Welcome to the no fly list mother fucker.

iguess 04-14-2015 12:02 PM

Cool.
I was more like 8-10k$$

Coup 04-14-2015 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20447863)
with that insane sum of money.. a lemonade stand in front of my house

Don't listen to this. Set your goals higher:

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420 04-14-2015 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 20447913)

:1orglaugh

I was only referring to l-pink's wanking on chaturbate idea.
I think you've come up with a better idea though. I'm keen on this brothel bus business.

mineistaken 04-14-2015 03:20 PM

Some people are close minded, I mean the ones who says it is too low. It may be too low if you do not put any work hours (then you need much more to hire people off the bat), but if you put work hours yourself - there are plenty of opportunities. As already mentioned in the thread.

keysync 04-14-2015 04:54 PM

Service business for sure.
There are tons of lazy fucks out there.
Mechanic, Cleaning, Lawn mowing, pool cleaning, etc etc.
The key is multiple streams of income.
Do as much different shit as you can.

Dmitry 04-14-2015 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 20448261)
live cams has the $$$

:thumbsup

Ribbet Hog 04-15-2015 12:13 AM

Id buy a bunch of lotto tickets and make more then onnly 3k what ever i started with.. eh then id buy more tickets tell i had a million bucks then bet it all at the track and win a free hot dog heh..


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