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Self Employed Own Business
If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??
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with that insane sum of money.. a lemonade stand in front of my house
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pay a few months of rent ahead :2 cents:
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Name some businesses that you can start with $2-3k. I'm not talking about freelancing, either.
Sounds like a good amount to start selling weed, though.. |
cleaning biz :2 cents::2 cents:
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Masturbating. Get a webcam, high speed internet, Chaturbate account. Under budget :thumbsup |
I think you can start a jerk off company, a lawn care business, and be a weed middle man with that amount of money. You'll have to walk around and ask your neighbors if they want to buy weed or have their lawn mowed until you can save enough for a vehicle.
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Well, since I started with a $750 loan I believe anything is possible. BUT it all comes down to one thing only: how hard are you willing (and able) to work?
Mainstream or adult I would choose something online for the flexibility and relative ease of entry/low cost. But if you have skillz then online gabling or fantasy sports may be a way to go. Have luck. :) |
A service business doing something you can sell immediately. Graphic artist, coding or some other service that you are already competent at. With only $2K or $3K capitalization don't quit your day job ...
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I'm sure whatever business someone tells you to start will be the most successful endeavor ever undertaken by a human being.
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not sure if serious - want to know really? buy a van for 1k. clean the shit out of it. find a place to hire illegals for cash $8/hr. get a bus license. put out every free ad as a mover. refresh every friday and every 29th. in ad, say "hiring a mover? are you sure they're licensed? be secure with Broke Nucka Movers" do most of the talking while illegal does most of moving. ask for reviews. apply to u-haul. get insured. get bonded. raise rates.
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The possibilities are endless. Oh, wait. :error |
i would learn to code & create an app to help sports gamblers calculate the ROI on their wagers. the math is tricky when you get into baseball & multiple play wagers. sell it for 2 bucks, make up some bullshit that billy walters uses it, & shazam. cash gusher.
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You would be unable to make business with such budget, but you can pass first step of your future business. I would start with something about marketing and making traffic. Create a whitelabel webcam website - it will cost you almost nothing but you can understand how it works, find benefits, figure out how to get traffic and probably you would get some great idea how to do that. The same time you would get tools to see how efficient is your work.
Try to avoid spending money. Only do it when there is no choice. Quote:
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Red or Black?
Red FTW! |
an ex model of mine started a biz with 500$ she got a 2nd hand sewing machine and some cloth and started to make barbie doll fashion...she would make mini versions of versace-s newest collections for example and sell them online...some of the pieces she makes go for 100$...she makes like 2-3K/month with this shit...
get a 3d printer...print shit for people...something a guy would give a girl some complex 3d heart mesh kinda thing...or make a 3d print that is a mold for something and then make carbon fiber...I used to make small carbon fiber aftermarket parts for fun...its easier than you think, if you like making stuff with your hands it will be no work at all :2 cents: make hot sauce...this is my next project...the whole production and assembly line will cost me no more than 10K...you can start with 2K no problem...grow some ultra hot peppers and mix them in with regular cheap peppers ect... that guy that sends gummy bear dicks by mail made a killing... be creative, do not listen to the naysayers they are just poor in ideas :thumbsup |
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I think the cleaning business is a great idea. :2 cents: |
Invest in facebook likes ...
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Drop shipping cost nothing, with basic design and development knowledge there's very little setup costs apart from hosting if you've not already got it, so with that in mind I would either invest the money in employing someone to help list products or use the money on adwords to generate some instant sales and profit.
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live cams has the $$$
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Become a prostitute and ask on GFY if anyone wants to fuck you... :2 cents:
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1. Lease a cab
2. Pest Exterminator (home depot has all supplies) 3. Cigar Kiosk in mall 4. Moped delivery(make your own menus/prices, process CC on paypal phone) 5. Auto Detail Tent, hand wash/wax/tires/interior 6. Cell phone kiosk 7. Painted sign maker 8. House painter 9. Tree limb cutter (rent cherry picker) Number 6 is probably the winner in that bunch. Rent/share kiosk and get credit line on stock and that might work. |
Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.
More serious, I started my old adult DVD website with about that much way back in the day. |
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rob your store |
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Cool.
I was more like 8-10k$$ |
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Hot Dog Cart | eBay |
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I was only referring to l-pink's wanking on chaturbate idea. I think you've come up with a better idea though. I'm keen on this brothel bus business. |
Some people are close minded, I mean the ones who says it is too low. It may be too low if you do not put any work hours (then you need much more to hire people off the bat), but if you put work hours yourself - there are plenty of opportunities. As already mentioned in the thread.
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Service business for sure.
There are tons of lazy fucks out there. Mechanic, Cleaning, Lawn mowing, pool cleaning, etc etc. The key is multiple streams of income. Do as much different shit as you can. |
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Id buy a bunch of lotto tickets and make more then onnly 3k what ever i started with.. eh then id buy more tickets tell i had a million bucks then bet it all at the track and win a free hot dog heh..
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