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crockett 04-25-2015 09:51 PM

In Soviet Russia the pot holes find you
 

Rochard 04-25-2015 10:01 PM

And the guy was walking around picking up his paperwork as if it mattered....

just a punk 04-26-2015 05:45 AM

In the Nazi USA the pot holes find you too:






directfiesta 04-26-2015 05:49 AM

.. and we have ours in Canada as well ... :2 cents:

klinton 04-26-2015 06:35 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink:

crockett 04-26-2015 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20458893)
In the Nazi USA the pot holes find you too:






I knew I could count on our resident commies to try and make it a competition.. Also the first video is faker than that Chinese iPhone the guy on the street corner sold you. The other two were during natural disasters.. ie a flood and a land slide caused by rain.. Meanwhile in Soviet Russia the road collapses on a sunny day.. (well sunny as it gets in Russia :1orglaugh)

DraX 04-26-2015 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20458893)
In the Nazi USA the pot holes find you too:

I would not be surprised if you're on putins payroll, you work exactly like one of them.

In other news: Russia bans rightwing kitties

Russia Bans 'Nazi Kitten' | News | The Moscow Times

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 09:14 AM

Probably took them 6 month to fix it.


http://meetcom.ru/images/users/photo...b58570466c.jpg

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/RnF_d40_wN8/hqdefault.jpg

http://er.ru/media/userdata/news/201...612c9f9eb3.jpg

JFK 04-26-2015 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 20458897)
.. and we have ours in Canada as well ... :2 cents:

We have to keep up with the Jones's :thumbsup

crockett 04-26-2015 09:21 AM

yes silly russians, don't know they are supposed to put the cement in the hole with out the truck..

just a punk 04-26-2015 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459003)
yes silly russians, don't know they are supposed to put the cement in the hole with out the truck..

Cement to the hole in the asphalted road? Are you drunk, on drugs or just an idiot?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...84_468x286.jpg

http://storage.winnipegsun.com/v1/dy...y=80&size=420x

http://media.oregonlive.com/portland...30aed16010.jpg

http://www.usascraper.com/images/clients1.jpg

http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/dyn...y=80&size=650x

stoka 04-26-2015 10:28 AM

where's that supposedly funny "in soviet russia" stupid shit from?

what an idiotic yet mega popular crap lol

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20459029)
Cement to the hole in the asphalted road? Are you drunk, on drugs or just an idiot?

http://www.usascraper.com/images/clients1.jpg

Per usual this Assclown takes pictures off construction company website advertising road scrappers and compares it to every day reality in his third world shithole

http://www.usascraper.com/clients.html


Typical residential area

http://www.12rm.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/131.jpg

http://www.odintsovo.info/white/phot...h/IMGP5627.jpg

http://supercoolpics.com/wp-content/...-1230x1729.jpg

klinton 04-26-2015 11:48 AM

anyway, cyberseo will still try to convince others that the roads near his flat in District 1 in Moscow are the same quality as in the countries like UK or US :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

too bad that it seems that he never was further than 50 km from Moscow, it seems...:winkwink:

just a punk 04-26-2015 11:50 AM

Угу пичалька :)))))))))))

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...93_634x422.jpg

http://storage.winnipegsun.com/v1/dy...y=80&size=650x

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...0/potholes.jpg

http://www.globalconstructionreview....tholes_usa.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...le4n-2-web.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...le4n-1-web.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...0/potholes.jpg

baddog 04-26-2015 11:57 AM

Soviet Russia?

That being said, my brother lives in Ukraine and it has definitely become a culture shock with such things as water, power and heat being a big maybe.

brassmonkey 04-26-2015 11:58 AM

potholes in russia are there for fun days

klinton 04-26-2015 12:00 PM

Ukraine is not Russia...
Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20459157)
Soviet Russia?

That being said, my brother lives in Ukraine and it has definitely become a culture shock with such things as water, power and heat being a big maybe.


klinton 04-26-2015 12:01 PM

let's dance Zorba, cyberseo :winkwink:


MaDalton 04-26-2015 12:02 PM

all this forth and back makes me realize what a fantastic country Czech Republic is - you just need to ignore a couple gypsy ghettos (as most people do)

baddog 04-26-2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20459165)
Ukraine is not Russia...

not yet anyway

just a punk 04-26-2015 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20459165)
Ukraine is not Russia...

In fact it is. The same people but in a very poor and fucked up place. Ukrainians are Russians and the war there is a fuckin' nonsense (blame cock-sucking Putin and Ukrainian neo-Nazis for it).

klinton 04-26-2015 12:11 PM

nah, they are Ukrainians..at least the guys from west/ middle of ukraine.
its like saying that Czechs are Poles or Poles are Slovaks.
its different
Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20459175)
In fact it is. The same people but in a very poor and fucked up place. Ukrainians are Russians and the war there is a fuckin' nonsense.


crockett 04-26-2015 12:12 PM

Comrade poopy pants aka cyberseo .. do you see any cement trucks falling into those holes,

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20459168)
all this forth and back makes me realize what a fantastic country Czech Republic is - you just need to ignore a couple gypsy ghettos (as most people do)

Assclown can't even find good pictures. First one has wrong license plates so its obviously isn't US, here he has one pothole in Jersey and rest of the road is spotless


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...0/potholes.jpg

lets compare to daily drives in Russian towns

http://www.odintsovo.info/white/phot...h/IMGP5627.jpg

http://cache.zr.ru/wpfiles/uploads/2...501_doroga.jpg

http://www.gorodkiev.com/wp-content/...n-Glynsky5.jpg

Enjoy

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just a punk 04-26-2015 12:22 PM

"compare"? Ты их еще и сравниваешь, клуон? Тебе бы к доктору...

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...96-d7b5rh9.png

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 12:34 PM

Happy Sunday everyone. Big holiday in Russia.
Im going to make myself cyberceo cocktail special and head out to the park.

http://i.imgur.com/SrDKcp8.jpg

ITraffic 04-26-2015 12:36 PM

common in cold regions where the roads contact and expand with the seasons.

L-Pink 04-26-2015 12:38 PM

Comparing life in the US to Russia

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MiamiBoyz 04-26-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka (Post 20459055)
where's that supposedly funny "in soviet russia" stupid shit from?

what an idiotic yet mega popular crap lol

It was started by the Department of Tourism as a viral marketing campaign that sort of took on a life of its own.

Google it if you don't believe me. :thumbsup

just a punk 04-26-2015 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20459197)
Happy Sunday everyone.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/201...eth_640_12.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...06_964x654.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...1_964x1499.jpg

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110301...of_meth_18.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nmR5VoPTHCc/maxresdefault.jpg

Indeed :thumbsup

crockett 04-26-2015 01:40 PM

Do you really want to compare drug addicts.. I think you guys will win..

just saying in USA their skin doesn't fall off like in Soviet Russia..

http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/...-addiction.jpg

I mean really there are some seriously sickening pictures of Russians on krokodil.. The one above is "tame". I'm talking pictures where skin and muscle is eaten away to the bone.

Really man you can't win this shit.. You look silly even trying. :1orglaugh

just a punk 04-26-2015 01:44 PM

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...ge-alcohol.jpg

crockett 04-26-2015 01:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/854z6mc.jpg

ITraffic 04-26-2015 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20459216)
It was started by the Department of Tourism as a viral marketing campaign that sort of took on a life of its own.

Google it if you don't believe me. :thumbsup


brassmonkey 04-26-2015 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20459252)
Do you really want to compare drug addicts.. I think you guys will win..

just saying in USA their skin doesn't fall off like in Soviet Russia..

http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/...-addiction.jpg

I mean really there are some seriously sickening pictures of Russians on krokodil.. The one above is "tame". I'm talking pictures where skin and muscle is eaten away to the bone.

Really man you can't win this shit.. You look silly even trying. :1orglaugh

omg! i was going to post that!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 02:11 PM

Fact: 16 year old Russian girl will easily outdrink our 7th year college student.

zyalt: ??? ??????? ??? ????...


http://varlamov.me/img/omsk2/08.jpg

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20459268)
omg! i was going to post that!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Please don't. Someone did the other day and I puked. What are they making it with, B-snichin? You are my encyclopedia of the underworld.

JJ Gold 04-26-2015 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20459169)
not yet anyway

score $$$$$

brassmonkey 04-26-2015 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20459273)
Please don't. Someone did the other day and I puked. What are they making it with, B-snichin? You are my encyclopedia of the underworld.

in the hood you calling people snitchez is a red flag for being one dogg. im not a criminal playa. i report criminal activity

klinton 04-26-2015 02:44 PM

whats wrong with the young people hugging and drinking some beer under the bridge ?
if you think that they are bums because of that you are really close minded....
Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20459272)
Fact: 16 year old Russian girl will easily outdrink our 7th year college student.

zyalt: ??? ??????? ??? ????...


http://varlamov.me/img/omsk2/08.jpg


Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20459293)
whats wrong with the young people hugging and drinking some beer under the bridge ?
if you think that they are bums because of that you are really close minded....

They are not bums you fucking idiot, they are probably 12 years old. What could be wrong with that?
You can't be that stupid. Or can you? :disgust

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20459284)
in the hood you calling people snitchez is a red flag for being one dogg. im not a criminal playa. i report criminal activity

We are not in da hood B-snichin. If we were I would be laying flowers on your stone.

brassmonkey 04-26-2015 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20459321)
We are not in da hood B-snichin. If we were I would be laying flowers on your stone.

my keyboard warrior you would be the one feeding the worms :Oh crap report violations of forum rules is just that. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Mickey_ 04-26-2015 04:46 PM

Back to back Pothole and My country is better than yours competition on a Sunday.

Only on GFY.

MaDalton 04-26-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 20459370)
Back to back Pothole and My country is better than yours competition on a Sunday.

Only on GFY.

Hungarian highways are excellent, at least the ones i know :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 04-26-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20459333)
my keyboard warrior you would be the one feeding the worms :Oh crap report violations of forum rules is just that. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

My dear B-snitching, your imaginary memberships in gangs, pimpin, car jacking, police shootouts, ak 47s and even beehives earned you zero respect here and I have no reason to believe they ever would in a real world. So let's stop this "I used to be and know" bullshit and stick to what you good at - posting articles and .. well you guessed it - more bullshit. You are a snitch and it will stick to you forever. :1orglaugh

klinton 04-26-2015 07:05 PM

jeez, these are just kids and they are like kids.
I drank my first beer when I was 13...Now I'm much older and rarely drink....
Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20459313)
They are not bums you fucking idiot, they are probably 12 years old. What could be wrong with that?
You can't be that stupid. Or can you? :disgust


seeandsee 04-27-2015 03:40 AM

just come to east europe, new roads lol


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