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L-Pink 05-15-2015 01:08 PM

Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club
 
So I'm riding into the Clarion hotel I'm staying at and there are about 100 Harleys and their owners out front watching me pull up and park my bike. Every one of them looking like retired NFL players and dressed in jeans, black leathers and boots.

I had just been up the street eating lunch and being from Florida I'm wearing a very faded red Buccaneer's t-shirt which now looks pink with a pirates face, shorts and tennis shoes no socks.

A lot of "look at this sorry ass" head shakes, lol

Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women. Tonight should be interesting.



http://i.imgur.com/bxgSBHS.jpg


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dyna mo 05-15-2015 01:12 PM

i'm surprised you had shoes on.

L-Pink 05-15-2015 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20475241)
i'm surprised you had shoes on.

I put them on so I could get into the restaurant.

These guys have some very nice rides.

blackmonsters 05-15-2015 01:16 PM

Rare for people who live in a box.

L-Pink 05-15-2015 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20475250)
Rare for people who live in a box.

I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ….. is that it?

dyna mo 05-15-2015 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475247)
I put them on so I could get into the restaurant.

These guys have some very nice rides.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i'm sure a couple of those baggers have some killer stereos stuffed in them. i've come across a 2 live crew or 2 like that with some very slick touring-frame based customs.

brassmonkey 05-15-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475238)
So I'm riding into the Clarion hotel I'm staying at and there are about 100 Harleys and their owners out front watching me pull up and park my bike. Every one of them looking like retired NFL players and dressed in jeans, black leathers and boots.

I had just been up the street eating lunch and being from Florida I'm wearing a very faded red Buccaneer's t-shirt which now looks pink with a pirates face, shorts and tennis shoes no socks.

A lot of "look at this sorry ass" head shakes, lol

Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women. Tonight should be interesting.



http://i.imgur.com/bxgSBHS.jpg


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup:thumbsup

blackmonsters 05-15-2015 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475253)
I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ?.. is that it?

My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 05-15-2015 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20475273)
My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

:1orglaugh

Your lack of knowledge is pathetic sometimes ……..

Second paragraph from their website.

"The RARE BREED Motorcycle Club, a LAW ABIDING organization, was established in 1989 for the sole purpose of creating a positive and well respected organization for African-American men who shared an unexplainable passion for building and riding Harley-Davidson Motorcycles."

Rare Breed MC


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escorpio 05-15-2015 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20475273)
My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

:1orglaugh

Do you practice being a fucking idiot or are you a natural?

crockett 05-15-2015 02:29 PM

Do you plan to sing jimmy buffett songs with them on a karaoke machine?

candyflip 05-15-2015 02:44 PM

There's a group of big black guys who ride scooters here where I love. I always have to chuckle when I see them.

Lots of multicultural bike clubs too.

blackmonsters 05-15-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20475315)
Do you practice being a fucking idiot or are you a natural?

Eat a maggot fuck face.

First mistake I made in 10 years.

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 05-15-2015 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20475325)
Eat a maggot fuck face.

First mistake I made in 10 years.

:1orglaugh



I feel safe parking my old Road King here, there are at least 50 bikes I'd steal before mine. :1orglaugh


http://i.imgur.com/7HBWgDc.jpg

blackmonsters 05-15-2015 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475328)
I feel safe parking my old Road King here, there are at least 50 bikes I'd steal before mine. :1orglaugh


http://i.imgur.com/7HBWgDc.jpg

I don't need a motorcycle, I can roller blade.

http://www.storminforms.com/wp-conte...erblading.jpeg


:2 cents:

dyna mo 05-15-2015 03:16 PM

how was the lunch anyway? i hope you didn't get mustard on your fancy team jersey.

brassmonkey 05-15-2015 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475328)
I feel safe parking my old Road King here, there are at least 50 bikes I'd steal before mine. :1orglaugh


http://i.imgur.com/7HBWgDc.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-15-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475253)
I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ?.. is that it?

stupid people say stupid shit :2 cents:

JFK 05-15-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20475336)
how was the lunch anyway? i hope you didn't get mustard on your fancy team jersey.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

L-Pink 05-15-2015 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20475336)
how was the lunch anyway? i hope you didn't get mustard on your fancy team jersey.

Excellent, had a grilled salmon salad and 2 Red's Apple Ale's.

Didn't get a drop on my favorite Tampa Bay Buc's shirt.

Thanks for being concerned.

dyna mo 05-15-2015 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475354)
Excellent, had a grilled salmon salad and 2 Red's Apple Ale's.

Didn't get a drop on my favorite Tampa Bay Buc's shirt.

Thanks for being concerned.

oh, i was just going for a bit of pre-season trash talking.

L-Pink 05-15-2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20475369)
oh, i was just going for a bit of pre-season trash talking.

About 20 Soul Assassinz from Chicago just rolled in.

I'm thinking of writing "Bro's with Brassmonkey" with a Sharpie on my t-shirt.


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dyna mo 05-15-2015 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475379)
About 20 Soul Assassinz from Chicago just rolled in.

I'm thinking of writing "Bro's with Brassmonkey" with a Sharpie on my t-shirt.


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good idea. mention blackmonsters and get a 10% discount on club dues.

L-Pink 05-16-2015 11:53 AM

Very shitty day today, raining and no end in site.


http://i.imgur.com/iJ9nrTL.jpg

mineistaken 05-16-2015 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475238)
Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/oSwqXYAHudeQo/200.gif

ErectMedia 05-16-2015 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475328)

All I see is Waffle House sign :thumbsup :food-smil02

baddog 05-17-2015 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20475738)
Very shitty day today, raining and no end in site.


http://i.imgur.com/iJ9nrTL.jpg

I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c1&oe=5604E30A

mineistaken 05-17-2015 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20476377)
I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.

Stereotype is that Africans do not swim, so maybe this is related to water as well :1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-17-2015 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20476377)
I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c1&oe=5604E30A

it's kinda harsh that dude down at the end there runned over a bear and y'all didn't give him a heads-up it got stuck in his frontend.

SilentKnight 05-17-2015 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20475325)
First mistake I made in 10 years.


https://the360degreereview.files.wor...tside_club.jpg

L-Pink 05-17-2015 01:11 PM

I forgot to mention the other event scheduled for the weekend was a regional bridge tournament. I complained to management the old white people were being to quiet today.


http://i.imgur.com/LwD5uEo.jpg

SilentKnight 05-17-2015 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20476401)
I forgot to mention the other event scheduled for the weekend was a regional bridge tournament. I complained to management the old white people were being to quiet today.


http://i.imgur.com/LwD5uEo.jpg

Could've been worse.


http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/361370_f520.jpg

Vendzilla 05-17-2015 08:12 PM

Riding Clubs are OK, it's the Drinking Clubs you have to worry about, they'll tell you they drink a lot with a Motorcycle problem. Rode with one group that hauled ass the whole time.
MC's are totally different
Went to the Laughlin Run a couple weeks ago, it's rained on our trip out to Oatman, didn't bother us or the burro's.

baddog 05-18-2015 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20476398)
it's kinda harsh that dude down at the end there runned over a bear and y'all didn't give him a heads-up it got stuck in his frontend.

Shit happens.

brassmonkey 05-18-2015 12:01 PM

L is stalkin black men :helpme you got a secret you want to tell us? :1orglaugh did you join the club? LOL


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