The real reason PORN hit the shitter
 

No it was not the tube sites.
It was not one company buying everything and fucking it up.
No no no not card banging.
It was one thing....... YESSIGNALS.com
Everyone joined that site and ended up getting so much pussy they never had a need for porn again and it ruined everything.
Why buy a membership when you have to limit how many girls you can bang just so you can get a few hours sleep.
yessignals.com went viral and that was that. Guys started getting so much pussy the last thing they were doing was looking at porn. It was like the 60's all over again.
So there you have it.
Thanks to yessignals only a few niches are left to make any money on.

lol, it was brazzers who did the first two lines.

god that turd is going to be like her giving birth :helpme that little bitty body :Oh crap :1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ewwwwwww a pile of raw beef with a raw egg in the middle :helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

I guess I better join then

I bet she can eat it all

Whamma bama ding wong.
Say wha?????

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I blame Paul Markham for retiring.

i blame putin and bitcoin

i like hitting the shitter... :2 cents:

It was Pauls fault, all that wisdom lost, the industry might not recover.

i admit it,
i was looser and used to live in basement , jerking off was the only option for me as i didn't had any experience or GURU to teach me how to get pussy back in days ,
but then one day i saw this site called YESSIGNALS.com and i was reluctant at first but later i heard some good reviews and thought lets give it a try ,
and you wont believe me , in my first attempt i got this brunette so easy, all because of the YESSIGNALS.com , then i got more courage and kept on trying all the tactics i found on YESSIGNALS.com and i became the master fucker . i got so many pussies i never went back to the basement life.
i spent majority of nights at girls place , that i even forgot i had basement waiting for me.

anyways later on

http://i.imgur.com/RiDlyjo.jpg

ok I do think Paul leaving had some to do with it too. I mean we all know it was not any one thing that changed adult forever. I cannot stand when people think it was just one thing so Paul is part of it too. Just think if Paul ran yessignals.com how it would have been

LMAO....

Sleazy hasn't been on the boards in forever and still getting shit. I love it!

He could come out of retirement and turn yessignals into a porno mag.
1979 is coming around again man you just wait.
Paul will be proved a visionary in the end!!!

WTF ever happened to Sleazy anyway?

what he is doing now?
he was really good example with his site of being right time on right place (aka being lucky), while thinking how smart he is ..

Porn is still doing good, and it will be doing good.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup:thumbsup

That's the most creative bit of spam I've ever read.

Thanks!

Very creative