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L-Pink 05-26-2015 10:15 AM

It's a good deal Barack, go for it.
 
Nairobi (AFP) - "A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday."

"Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter."


http://i.imgur.com/zDM9KeL.jpg


Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to wed Obama's daughter: report - Yahoo News


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_Richard_ 05-26-2015 10:20 AM

the news sure if different in florida.. i can't find this in yahoo anywhere

Harmon 05-26-2015 10:21 AM

Brass Donkey would take the deal in the name of residual milk :2 cents:

Harmon 05-26-2015 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20483061)
the news sure if different in florida.. i can't find this in yahoo anywhere

Apparently, so isn't the English language :uhoh

TheSquealer 05-26-2015 10:26 AM

50 cows and 70 sheep? 60 sheep maybe, not 70. She's a 60 sheep wife for sure. Obviously Barak will counter. I hope it works out for all.

mineistaken 05-26-2015 10:29 AM

Time to get back to the homeland.

Scott McD 05-26-2015 10:35 AM

Will give him more time to play golf i suppose...

Bladewire 05-26-2015 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20483063)
Brass Donkey would take the deal in the name of residual milk :2 cents:

OMFG :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

onwebcam 05-26-2015 05:13 PM

At least there will be some "mursik" to dance to.

Wilbo 05-26-2015 05:18 PM

I bid 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats and a chicken!!!

Mr Pheer 05-26-2015 10:16 PM

They are both from Kenya so it should be a fair trade for Obama.

CDSmith 05-28-2015 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo (Post 20483339)
I bid 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats and a chicken!!!

I match this offer and throw in a shiny new travel mug plus the rest of my meat-of-the-month membership (one month remaining)

epitome 05-28-2015 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20483466)
They are both from Kenya so it should be a fair trade for Obama.

You've got some issues if you consider Standly and Madelyn Dunham from Kansas to be Kenyan.

mineistaken 05-28-2015 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 20484797)
You've got some issues if you consider Standly and Madelyn Dunham from Kansas to be Kenyan.

He is considering Barack Obama, Sr. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. to be Kenyan.

Mr Pheer 05-28-2015 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 20484797)
You've got some issues if you consider Standly and Madelyn Dunham from Kansas to be Kenyan.

You cant recognize sarcasm but I'm the one with issues? Ok. :winkwink:

TrashyGirl 05-29-2015 02:48 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...2716972671.jpg


This is the Kenyan *lawyer* (now attending Oxford University) who offered up the amazing livestock dowry. You have to go to the Daily Mail for the most sleaze coverage

Daily Mail


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