American ingenuity knows no bounds
 

Pizza Hut presents the Hot Dog Pizza

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Think I just lost a kidney looking at all that salt...

And fat...

"Gluttony" I'll say rather than "ingenuity" ...

It doesn't even make sense.

Pizza Hut used to be my favorite major chain for pizza. At some point they decided they were not going to make good pizza anymore and instead make retarded gimmicky pizzas like this one.

Dear Pizza Hut. Focus on pizza, you know, the thing in your name. You were once good, now you suck.

We had them in the UK a few years ago - I think I posted it here - The hell we had was a huge round one that circled the crust though...

Get ready for the Hot Dog and Cheese - I kid you not.....

yummy yummy!

I assume if it wasn't profitable for them they wouldn't do it.
Consumerism at its finest.

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If you meant that topping, isn't that sugar? Looks like the kind of sugar that you sprinkle over buns, etc.

About the pizza in general, I am not that eager to try pizza that is surrounded by little dicks.. or huge dicks.. or middle sized dicks. I want dickless pizza.

Looks good!

i remember pizza hut being good as a kid but now it just seems like another fast food crappy pizza place. too bad but there lots of other (local) places to give business to.

perfekt for fat fuck amerikans

I run a Pizza Lovers Association on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/618004355009916/) and..... I don't get it either.

what's with having to put a fucking hot dog on hamburgers and pizzas these days?

those are 3 separate food groups and are not to be thrown together willy-nilly.

+ i paid $8 a fucking pound for hot dogs for a picnic last weekend, $8/pound for assholes and earlobes.

what the fuck is going on with hot dogs!!!! ????????

There is only so much you can do to make a pizza innovative. When they came out with the cheese in the crust I thought, this is it, there isn't much mkre you can do. I guess I was wrong.

How ever so very fucking progressive.

I have to give this two separate grades :

1. "A" for creativity, execution and appearance

2. "F" for fucking up the entire concept of pizza

I think so too! Looks like a fun cheat!

I announce you smarter than brassmonkey, nice post structure, logically laid out. He could not do it.
That should clear the air for these who though you two may be the same.

15$ an hour min wage

why group and not fanpage?

XXXXXL meals

As strange as that pizza seems, it's nothing compared to this stupid creation.

http://www.toledoblade.com/image/201...hickburger.jpg

At least hot dogs and burgers go together.

Those who thought I was brassmonkey are too stupid to care about.
And BTW, fuck you too.

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this is just a gimmick for the kids. A week ago someone posted this on FB and many mothers said my kids would love it me not so much.. There is a dozen chains of brand name pizza and they are all trying things to stay relevant. Did anyone start a thread about the bacon wrapped pizza crust that I think Little Caesars offers? I personally think it sounds terrible.

I just imagine the execs of these companies getting stupid amounts of stoned and sitting around a table going,

"DUDE!! BRO.... bro.... bro! What IIIIIFFFF..... we put hot dogs in the crust of the pizza... We could have BOTH!"

*high fives*

Product made.

Bullshit.

If they did that do you think it would have taken 20 years to come up with this shit????

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Weird is that they tried to rebrand their greasy, shitty pizza to a modern feel and taste and now they are making hot dog pizzas for low class, low income, morbidly obese people. Seems like they are either really confused or the CEO got fired or panicked.

Pizza Hut "The Old World": Watch old Italian people judge Pizza Hut's new "Flavor of Now" menu.