wehateporn ---> dating site for you
 

If you're into middle aged women who run the gamut from mildy crazy to completely deranged kooks there's a new dating site being advertised and possibly owned by the nationally syndicated radio show Coast2Coast

Imagine long walks on the beach under the moon hand in hand as you whisper sweet pseudo-scientific and conspiracy theories to each other

http://paranormaldate.com

And here is another bullshit site you can fap to.

Don't forget to buy his book.

Diabetes Protocol

It's a trap, they'll set me up with a hot CIA agent who'll shag me senseless until she knows all of the conspiracies, I've just signed up, cheers!

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