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CaptainHowdy 07-20-2015 12:49 PM

Taking a good picture of your own dick ...
 
... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??

Sly 07-20-2015 12:51 PM

http://www.microscope.com/media/cata...ope_main_1.png

Bladewire 07-20-2015 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20528683)
... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??

Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me :thumbsup (no I don't have a huge monster cock)

Scott McD 07-20-2015 01:06 PM

Shave your pubes = bigger looking cock.

CurrentlySober 07-20-2015 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20528691)
Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can

Further tip - Use a small coke can like you get on an airplane... Makes it look huge!

L-Pink 07-20-2015 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20528691)
Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me :thumbsup (no I don't have a huge monster cock)


Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.


http://i.imgur.com/h6Krx4K.jpg


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EliteWebmaster 07-20-2015 01:14 PM

Redneck Penis Pump :1orglaugh
http://www.tigerpumping.net/images/c...med_Image7.jpg

EliteWebmaster 07-20-2015 01:17 PM

With pressure release valve :upsidedow

http://www.tigerpumping.net/images/c...d_Image161.jpg

ErectMedia 07-20-2015 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20528701)
Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.


http://i.imgur.com/h6Krx4K.jpg


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:1orglaugh

make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings :2 cents:

brassmonkey 07-20-2015 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20528703)

you fuking bastard!!! :disgust

Bladewire 07-20-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20528714)
:1orglaugh

make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

aka123 07-20-2015 02:29 PM

Selfie stick. If you stick it into "there" you can use it hands-free.

MiamiBoyz 07-20-2015 03:37 PM

Photoshop is your friend and if that doesn't work then just do what Bill Cosby did and drug the bitches!

Colmike9 07-20-2015 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20528714)
:1orglaugh

make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings :2 cents:

*Only if you have really small hands, otherwise just prop your cock on the can.. :thumbsup

MaDalton 07-20-2015 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20528708)
With pressure release valve :upsidedow

http://www.tigerpumping.net/images/c...d_Image161.jpg

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/...wn_450x416.jpg

wehateporn 07-20-2015 03:47 PM

The main thing to keep in mind is that a GFY avatar works well at approx 150x150, if it's for another forum you'll need a different size, also always first check with a forum admin that it's allowed or you could soon find yourself banned

clickity click 07-20-2015 03:51 PM

Yeah GFY avatar 150x150 penis pump cock coke can

Bladewire 07-20-2015 05:28 PM


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Spunky 07-20-2015 05:32 PM

It was cold that day

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6kXDIg3UvD...openis%2B5.jpg

Rob 07-20-2015 06:08 PM

http://i.imgur.com/VdTva2a.jpg

SilentKnight 07-20-2015 07:51 PM

Make sure Coke is payin' ya' residuals for product placement...

loreen 07-21-2015 04:43 AM

Now I want some.

Cola :)

CaptainHowdy 07-21-2015 06:36 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

CaptainHowdy 07-21-2015 06:17 PM

Thanks, guys. Right now I'm toying with the idea of doing one of those videos where you ejaculate into a celebrity photo ...

michael.kickass 07-22-2015 05:52 AM

I shouldn't have clicked this thread. :P

$tandaman 07-22-2015 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass (Post 20530441)
I shouldn't have clicked this thread. :P

my thoughts exactly!

ManPuppy 07-22-2015 06:28 PM

Shoot from the knees and include your face. Gives a false perspective next to your more distant face of being much larger.
http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-conten...Ent.jpg?77c761

CaptainHowdy 07-22-2015 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20531011)
Shoot from the knees and include your face. Gives a false perspective next to your more distant face of being much larger.
http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-conten...Ent.jpg?77c761

Very nice ...

SekobA 07-23-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20528685)

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 07-23-2015 02:18 PM

Get a midget to put it in her hand.

kittykatt 07-23-2015 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20528685)

HAHAHAHAHAHHA :1orglaugh:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 07-23-2015 02:51 PM

http://www.clique.tv/wp-content/uplo...qH-600x429.jpg


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