Taking a good picture of your own dick ...
... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??
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Shave your pubes = bigger looking cock.
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Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this. http://i.imgur.com/h6Krx4K.jpg . |
Redneck Penis Pump :1orglaugh
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make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings :2 cents: |
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Selfie stick. If you stick it into "there" you can use it hands-free.
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Photoshop is your friend and if that doesn't work then just do what Bill Cosby did and drug the bitches!
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The main thing to keep in mind is that a GFY avatar works well at approx 150x150, if it's for another forum you'll need a different size, also always first check with a forum admin that it's allowed or you could soon find yourself banned
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Yeah GFY avatar 150x150 penis pump cock coke can
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Make sure Coke is payin' ya' residuals for product placement...
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Now I want some.
Cola :) |
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Thanks, guys. Right now I'm toying with the idea of doing one of those videos where you ejaculate into a celebrity photo ...
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I shouldn't have clicked this thread. :P
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Shoot from the knees and include your face. Gives a false perspective next to your more distant face of being much larger.
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Get a midget to put it in her hand.
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