And the GFY tough guy of the year award goes tooo...... *drumroll*
 

VENDZILLA

He's big (big boned)... He's bad (he has a beard watchout!)... He's ugly! (That's for sure)

I would like to congratulate Vendzilla for constantly reminding of what a tough guy he is. All this effort to maintain a wannabe tough guy image has brought us many greats as:

The "I'm such a billy bad ass my friend has a patch!"
ooo watchout he's a bad man!

And who can forget the "you better watch out! I know the insides of biker clubs!"
WHAT A BAD ASS!

And what about the "opt in"
Is it like a mailing list where you can opt in or opt out?

And finally my favorite of all time the "I'm so bad im going to mail you a pic of my gun! pew pew!"

Congratulations Vendzilla. You have worked hard on your fake guy persona and no one could deserve the award more then you.

:thumbsup

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Can't explain it, that "sound effects description" made me laugh. Reminded me of when I was a kid with a capgun.

I know when I think of people that scare me, morbidly obese middle aged guys whose entire training consists of basic navy training and serving in a sub full of men 30 years ago, well they jump right to the top of the list.

LOL

I just picture a large fat guy (Vendzilla) on a really small motorbike shooting a laser gun. Pew pew!

MetaMan, you just signed your own death warrant.

LOL

I picture him hopping on his motorcycle... real slowly one leg at a time straining to make the lift.

As he would put it a better "be careful" i mean he did opt out. TWICE.

Vroooom. Put put put. Bonk. Boom. /sad fatman on bike

The only thing that's higher on the list of terrifying possible encounters with GFYers would be 60+ year old guys on shitty bikes who can't even groom or dress themselves.

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i snickered.

Woa now! Did you just call his bike shitty? Are you fucking nuts!? Do you know what Vendzilla aka billy bad ass aka Farty Mcfry aka Sour Patch Kid.. does to guys who cuss out his bike!?

Anyway i think you have offended shitty bike owners. I believe the term you were looking for is "scrap metal motorcycle".

oh man.. better watch yourself now. i just shit my pants reading this thread

http://cjs412prisongangs.weebly.com/...027/530210.jpg

Vend is too pussy to chime in? I find that hard to believe...

Also, LOL @ all of Meta's posts

Too pussy or is he busy holding court with prospects coming up with a plan to make MetaMan disappear?

Jesus Fuck ???? how the hell is he riding that thing?

well you don't want to pull a muscle or throw out your back.lol

ARE YOU LOCO ESSAY?

Don't you know Vendzilla one time pulled up to a light next to an HA member and the HA member accidentally glanced his way thus giving Big-V instant street cred?

This one's Canadian.. :upsidedow
http://media.techeblog.com/images/cycles_7777.jpg

Long Live MetaMan ...

:2 cents: :thumbsup

Wow, just wow, Meta Man starts a second thread about me, I feel the love!

When do I start getting valentines?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...f1b09647e9.jpg

Says the guy who goes out his way to mention me in his own wedding thread...

There is so many classics by you! Everyone now knows you as the fakest wannabe tough guy on all of GFY. I just wanted to commend you at your achievements. It is great to have a guy like you to laugh at. Someone who is really convinced of their own fake tough guy status.

Did you prepare an acceptance speech does it goes something like this:

"VR VR VRRRR VRRR VRRR VRR VR VRRRR"

:1orglaugh LOSER

Hey Dipshit, I didn't mention you first, someone brought your first thread up about me that you created, but then if you could actually read, you would know that and I shouldn't make fun of mentally challenged people so I will stop at that! LOL

Hey stupid I know your brain is scrambled from your motorcycle engine rumbling next to your ear constantly. But when you mention someones name first that is the definition of bringing them up.

Tell us about the time(s) when you were asked to become a full path member but turned it down! We want to hear all of your "outlaw" stories that you have created in your own head.

I didn't mention you first you ignorant cunt, someone else posted a link to the thread you started. Fucking stupid, ignorant and a pussy to boot!

If I remember right, someone said you were into training, cool. By the looks of your join date, you're at least what 35 to 40? I'm not over 60, I have maybe 20 years on you if that. Are you then saying that in 20 years you won't be able to defend yourself?

And I have two harley's, one has 37k miles on it and the other a lot less, hardly shitty. I get complements all the time for them.

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Look Cabbage Patch Kid. A "link" is not mentioning me. YOU mentioned me because you love the attention.

You even post more wannabe tough guy stuff in your own wedding thread. Youre a bad actor. I would grade you F at the local community college drama course.

NO ONE THINKS YOURE TOUGH. Youre in need of yoga, a diet and a washing machine.

NO ONE CARES!

You looking in the mirror or dreaming does not count as someone telling you they like your bikes.

Why are you telling us your bike has "37k miles"? NO ONE CARES! Just like your fake tough guy posts. No one is afraid of you. NO ONE.

I drove my bmw 30,000 miles last year, does that make me tough, too?

Meta Man, you are a cunt that attacked me in a tread where I announced that I got married. You continue to attack me in second threads like it makes you a big man, you are a worthless person to read at this point and are going on ignore.
It's amazing the hate you have for someone you have never met and know nothing about.
Like I have said before, I'm not tough, but compared to a pussy like you, I must seem pretty bad ass

I just just passed 10,000 kilometres in my Volt! Beep beep!

sure seems to be a lot of anti-motorcyclists at teh gfy these days.

Not sure why you're making such a big deal of this. Eddythedog also got asked to be a full patched member and they didn't even actually see him. Just a picture of him on Grinder ...

1) You mentioned me first in your marriage thread because you are obsessed with negative attention.

IE: Posting news stories calling all motorcyclist gang members (when it turns out to be a fake news story, even though you hoped it was real)
Posting about near fights outside of bars (when the guy guaranteed doesn't care about you)
Posting about motorcycle gangs like you're some big shot (even though you are a nobody in that world)

2) I do not hate you. I definitely DO NOT want to meet you. I just think it's funny a grow man is so obsessed with sounding like a motorcycle big shot in every thread he's in.

3) No you're not a bad ass. You are an out of the shape and over the hill. Plus are having a mid life crisis. Wearing a "Harley" T-shirt and revving your motorcycle engine like a 12 year old would does not make you a "bad ass".

4) Compared to me you're out of shape, slow (speed wise and brain wise)

5) I made this thread honoring your fake tough guy status and I didn't even receive a thank you.

who are you?

Vendzilla is "stuck on stupid"... Trying to have an educated argument with him, is heading down a deadend steet... On a broken bike

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh..

He's a gangster

To be fair, i felt bad for my original remark... er.. well, at least i felt like he was entitled to lash out a bit. So i kinda was nice and let him. BUt then he started making all these threats. Even then I sort of let him do it and tried to play it down to allow him to calm down - as i felt he was right to be upset. The funny thing was that he took that as weakness and kept trying to bluff like he was a bad ass. The more i tried to allow him to let off steam, the more he started getting hostile because he thought i was afraid of him.

It was my intention to go to Vegas but the gods honest truth is that I was training and I showed the thread to everyone and said "i'm going to Vegas, i need one guy to go with him" and showed the thread and everyone just looked at my like i was retarded. I showed them a pic of Vendzilla and everyone became disgusted with me and I felt incredibly ashamed at the idea that i'd even entertained the notion of going to Vegas to fight a guy who clearly has no clue at all what fighting is or how to fight... and wants to fight someone who 230lbs, pretty jacked, 5'10" and is obsessed with boxing and muay thai and does little else during the day.

Because it was actually on the schedule for internet and that Dave guy said he got a gym/ring etc i was definitely going. Once i saw they removed it from the schedule, i was a bit relieved because it really wasn't appropriate or fair to actually fight this guy who has no experience or training. He kept trying to bluff as i said "ok, lets do it" insisting on no judges, no ring, no gloves and all kinds of funny stuff thinking i'd back down and he kept ratcheting up the bizarre rhetoric once he realized i wouldn't.

(btw...he kept saying "MMA Fighter" and i never once suggested anything like that)

But yeah, he clearly thinks he's a tough guy and its obviously laughable.

The original thread (there were others)

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...te-burger.html

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What a fucking freak he is! This is my favorite.

Like he's going to "pull your arm off" :1orglaugh He thinks real life is some sort of Japanese movie with blood and gore.

I couldn't even make it through that thread. It's utterly painful!

This award is well deserving he has years and years of thinking he is some tough guy. Meanwhile everyone else views him as over weight and unstable.

He lives in a world of biker movies... And he thinks he's the star. LOL

Anyone who actually fights or trains, can instantly spot someone who has no clue. It's immediately clear that he has no clue.

The funny part was that when i wasn't responding to him directly about fighting initially with equal rhetoric, he kept ratcheting it up like he thought I was scared or something and his threats/remarks got increasingly bizarre and absurd.... like he was practicing a skit for a comedy show.

I really busy and off the boards a couple days and happened to read that thread again at the time and then i just felt kinda bad for him. To be that old and to be that insecure is just sad. I can't imagine what it would be like to live every day feeling like i'm not good enough, not smart enough, not funny enough, not in shape enough, not strong enough, not tough enough etc etc etc. It has to be terrible and its certainly a horrible way to live.

and for the record, i did not go to Phoenix with some intention of actually meeting Brassmonkey or fighting him. Of course, i would have no problem saying anything to his face but I wasn't looking for a showdown. I strongly suspected things would play out as they did. He just happened to say something like "all of you guys are too much of a bitch to say that to my face" and it was comical that i knew he lives in Phoenix and that I was going ot be there in 2 days.

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This one to is great:
In his head he has like this Mortal Kombat scenario fight to the death where he is ripping out arms from sockets and pulling out your heart from your chest.

He even goes as far to call himself "Giant" like he is part of some WWE routine. He was probably playing his favorite hard rock song in his head the entire time while posting like it was his theme music.

Yeah, basically he seems to thinks that throwing a solid, fast jab, cross, uppercut, hooks, having good footwork, head movement, fluid/smooth combinations and being able to fight from both stances is somehow like mortal kombat and throwing glowing balls of "Chi" and always having a Finishing Move.

He mentioned martial arts training. Most schools / disciplines are the same. They train by kicking and punching the air, pretending to kick and punch each other (with no real contact) and then walk away thinking they are basically ready for a title shot... in spite of having no idea what its like to stand in front of someone who not only wants to hurt you, but has the skills to do it in a 100 different ways and the ability to easily move out of the way of anything you throw.

As Bruce Lee said when watching the board breaking demonstration "Boards do not hit back"

I beat a Karate world champion in racquetball once, does that make me a bad ass?.. :upsidedow
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