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Sly 08-18-2015 05:47 PM

No comments about Subway Jared?
 
Crazy fucked.

Phoenix 08-18-2015 05:48 PM

what is new? guilty or not?

dyna mo 08-18-2015 05:55 PM

Insane. Was not expecting that.

SilentKnight 08-18-2015 05:56 PM

He's puttin' on weight again to fit in the orange jumpsuit.

Helix 08-18-2015 06:10 PM

He will run for office, get elected, and then they will drop the CP charges.

lezinterracial 08-18-2015 06:13 PM

"Eat Fresh", But best to stick with MILFs in your porn.

Put onions on your sandwich, But don't use "The Onion Router" to get your porn.

crockett 08-18-2015 06:27 PM

Subway should make a deal with that fat guy across America to replace Jared.

sandman! 08-18-2015 06:33 PM

sucks to be him :2 cents::2 cents:

Rochard 08-18-2015 06:38 PM

Seems like he is expected to plead guilty to CP charges on Wednesday......

Subway's Jared Fogle to Plead Guilty to Child Porn Charges: Reports : People.com

Sucks to be him.

Spunky 08-18-2015 06:51 PM

Castrate all those sick fucks.and throw in a lobotomy for good measure

TheSquealer 08-18-2015 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20554588)
Castrate all those sick fucks.and throw in a lobotomy for good measure

i don't think destroying the part of the brain responsible in part for executive functions such as regulating impulses and inhibitions would be a great idea for a pedophile. in fact, there are actually a couple well studied patients who suddenly began obsessing on CP due to tumors in this area, when the tumors were removed, went back to normal... then the tumors came back and they went back to obsessing on it again, was removed went back to normal etc. Which is a bit of a mindfuck to think about when considering justice and crime and punishment.

dyna mo 08-18-2015 09:06 PM

i'd rather have a bottle in front me than a frontal lobotomy.


thank you very much, please tip your waitress.

OneHungLo 08-18-2015 09:09 PM

Why haven't we heard of any charges being filed before a plea deal??

Sounds like Jared has a pretty good legal team!

VikingMan 08-18-2015 09:17 PM

Jews will try to trade him in the next racial draft.

LeRoy 08-18-2015 09:33 PM

Hope he gets ass fucked in there :)

Mr Pheer 08-18-2015 10:12 PM

I wonder if he had actual child porn and knew it, or if they found questionable thumbnail images from him surfing a tube site. I'm sure we've all seen very questionable thumb images on a few tubes and tgp sites.

Anna Lingus 08-18-2015 11:15 PM

His asshole is gonna resemble a Subway tunnel soon!

baddog 08-18-2015 11:24 PM

Our local news said he was (or had been) dating a 17 year old girl and had photos of her on his drive.

The Porn Nerd 08-18-2015 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna Lingus (Post 20554668)
His asshole is gonna resemble a Subway tunnel soon!

$5 foot long?

dyna mo 08-18-2015 11:28 PM

what a dumbfuckwad.

i mean really.

fuck fuck fucky fuck.

VikingMan 08-19-2015 12:19 AM

He could have banged 1000 18 year olds and had way more fun and still be famous for losing weight instead of being infamous for being a pedo. What a dumb fuck. When I was in college there was a group of 16 year olds (have never seen them and have no idea who invited them) drinking and mingling with everyone. One of them was flirting with me and I asked her age. The moment she told me I formalized a plan. I said I had an emergency and shut the party down. Hell I would not even associate with an underage girl let alone have relations with her.

Mutt 08-19-2015 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20554631)
i don't think destroying the part of the brain responsible in part for executive functions such as regulating impulses and inhibitions would be a great idea for a pedophile. in fact, there are actually a couple well studied patients who suddenly began obsessing on CP due to tumors in this area, when the tumors were removed, went back to normal... then the tumors came back and they went back to obsessing on it again, was removed went back to normal etc. Which is a bit of a mindfuck to think about when considering justice and crime and punishment.

Lobotomy turned people into very flat simpletons usually, it did reduce inhibitions but more like a child, I don't think I've ever read about a lobotomized patient becoming violent or criminal - it was the opposite.

Psychiatry for most of the 20th century was mad science.

"According to a New York Times article from 1937, people with the following symptoms would benefit from a lobotomy: "Tension, apprehension, anxiety, depression, insomnia, suicidal ideas, delusions, hallucinations, crying spells, melancholia, obsessions, panic states, disorientation, psychalgesia (pains of psychic origin), nervous indigestion and hysterical paralysis.""

Madness, but they had nothing to offer people back then, it was an absolutely hopeless situation. For the truly insane/psychotic it was worth a shot, the trouble is they decided it was a treatment appropriate for anybody with anything close to what was considered mentally ill at the time and that included homosexuals, people with mental retardation, histrionic neurotic people etc

The Kennedy daughter, Rosemary, who was lobotomized was a functioning very pretty young girl. She had a difficult birth, oxygen deprived, which affected her brain. She played sports, had friends, had a job doing office work. Her 'mental illness' was she was slow, IQ between 60 and 70, roughly the intellectual/emotional capacity of an 8 to 12 year old. The Kennedys didn't hide her, she made public appearances and sent her to a private Catholic school/college where she had her own teacher. She did become a handful as she got older, mood swings, sneaking away from the private college, wikipedia does mention some violence but not like she was stabbing herself or others - most think she was just going through the stress we all go through in adolescence and young adulthood with the additional pressure on her that her brothers and sisters were the highest of achievers in a family that demanded it. Poor thing. Joe Kennedy did become worried that she would become an embarrassment to him and hurt his political career. A doctor sold him on lobotomy for her, that it would even out her moods. He never even told his wife that it was going to be done, she had always been in denial that her daughter was different, though maybe what she really didn't want was for her daughter to be stigmatized. Anyway, the lobotomy on Rosemary Kennedy was a complete disaster, they obviously cut away very important parts of her brain, left with the mind/brain of a 2 year old, an incontinent vegetable.

Such a tragedy.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...y_at_Court.jpg

j3rkules 08-19-2015 05:04 AM

The plea deal should send Jared to a family friend to work construction and read the bible for 3 months.

That cured Josh Duggar of his perversions.

Mediamix 08-19-2015 06:16 AM

If you think about it... This guy was alway's trying to get into smaller pants.

poncabare 08-19-2015 06:24 AM

Hes due in court today, and expected to announce a guilty plea per his counsil

Sly 08-19-2015 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20554637)
Why haven't we heard of any charges being filed before a plea deal??

Sounds like Jared has a pretty good legal team!

Subway probably found a way to set him up with good lawyers, while distancing themselves. They would want to get ahead of this and get it out of the press as fast as possible. This guy has been the spokesman for 10 years.

brassmonkey 08-19-2015 08:28 AM

damn
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/8aae...id-Init-5-.jpg
hotlinked

fitzmulti 08-19-2015 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20554980)
Subway probably found a way to set him up with good lawyers, while distancing themselves. They would want to get ahead of this and get it out of the press as fast as possible. This guy has been the spokesman for 10 years.

I doubt that, at all...he's (was) supposed to be worth 15 MILLION dollars, so he can do that on his own...and they cut him out instantly when this began.

iFriends 08-19-2015 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20555025)

Nice tits. They can play with them while they take care of the child-toucher in prison, lol.

JFK 08-19-2015 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20554635)
i'd rather have a bottle in front me than a frontal lobotomy.


thank you very much, please tip your waitress.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

dyna mo 08-19-2015 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20555130)
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

you are in a super good mood today! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

not that you're not in a good mood any other day. :warning

Nitzer Ebb 08-19-2015 08:45 PM

Wife filed for divorce and taking 2 kids away from perv. Way to flush your life away.

L-Pink 08-19-2015 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20555730)
Wife filed for divorce and taking 2 kids away from perv. Way to flush your life away.

So this guys only talent was no longer eating like a pig and traveling around as a well paid millionaire spokesman for not eating like a pig.

Now his wife, children and future are gone because he couldn't set his sexual fetish 2-3 years higher?

Mr Pheer 08-19-2015 10:09 PM

I guess I gave his intelligence too much credit in my first post. It's bad enough to be a pedo but just plain stupid when you're well known. He had to have known he'd get caught some day.

Mediamix 08-20-2015 02:58 AM

http://i.imgur.com/cMqyvko.png

:(:upsidedow:(

OY 08-20-2015 03:37 AM

https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...68&oe=56370AAA

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

CDSmith 08-20-2015 10:26 AM

The guy truly had one of the sweetest deals ever worth millions, had a nice loving wife, nice little family going, massive pay for easy work, paid travel, and most importantly; free subs for life.

Yet he found the one thing to not only fuck all that up but also ensure his 5-to-12 year stay in prison is extra hellish. He'll be lucky if he survives, the more likely being his buns will get stuffed with extra meat several times a day before the guards look the other way while he's shivshanked.

"Kids as young as six"

Yup. Fellow inmates gonna love him long time. Segregation won't save him. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Relentless 08-20-2015 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerkules (Post 20554851)
The plea deal should send Jared to a family friend to work construction and read the bible for 3 months. That cured Josh Duggar of his perversions.

Actually it appears that didn't work so well...
Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

Relentless 08-20-2015 10:43 AM

This also shows the danger of tying any brand so closely to any one person. All the billy mays oxyclean damage from him getting killed by a piece of luggage, Subway being tied to a pedo.... going with a spokesman is much too narrow a strategy unless that spokesman is YOU.

VikingMan 08-20-2015 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20556286)
The guy truly had one of the sweetest deals ever worth millions, had a nice loving wife, nice little family going, massive pay for easy work, paid travel, and most importantly; free subs for life.

Yet he found the one thing to not only fuck all that up but also ensure his 5-to-12 year stay in prison is extra hellish. He'll be lucky if he survives, the more likely being his buns will get stuffed with extra meat several times a day before the guards look the other way while he's shivshanked.

"Kids as young as six"

Yup. Fellow inmates gonna love him long time. Segregation won't save him. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

"Kids as young as six" please point me to where you read this

Rochard 08-20-2015 10:50 AM

An article I read this morning said he had sex with 14 minors?

crockett 08-20-2015 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20555934)

Oh now that's just fucked..

Relentless 08-20-2015 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20556308)
An article I read this morning said he had sex with 14 minors?

Would much rather he had sex with 14 miners:

https://pattieproject.files.wordpres...sh-pasties.jpg

BlackCrayon 08-20-2015 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20556306)
"Kids as young as six" please point me to where you read this

he was sent images of kids as young as six by taylor, the other guy they busted. not that he did anything with kids that young (at least as far as the charges and known info goes)


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