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Perfect penis size revealed: What women really want will shock you
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The answer all men have been waiting for has finally arrived, as scientists discover the perfect penis size. Scientists used 3D-printed penises to discover what women really want in the trouser department. But it's bad news for the average Joe, as women prefer a schlong that is 6.3 inches long with a 4.8 inch girth for long-term relationships. However, earlier this year British scientists revealed the average todger is only 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference. When it comes to one night stands, ladies want someone with an even bigger trouser snake. [LINK] |
Bitches can never get enough. If the average was 6.3 inches they'd want 8.
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I swear every one of these reports say something else. Last time I heard the average cock was 5 inches, now it's 6.3 inches?
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Who cares what they want.
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It's not the size of the cock, it's how you use it. I can't count the number of times where a big black cock on set barely had any cumshot and it takes away from the scene but then you get a regular/slightly bigger size cock and it explodes a huge cumshot.
Girth is often overlooked but real women who enjoy sex will tell you that they rather have a man who is regular sized but thick girth wise as it fills them up and gives them better orgasms than a big long cock that hurts their upper pussy as it slams in and out. |
This is why I have gone to the metric system when it comes to my dick. If she asks I just tell her I am 15. By the time she realizes I was talking centimeters I'm already in and done. :)
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The article says women aren't looking for huge wood, and that a mere 6.3 - 6.4 inches is preferred. :Oh crap
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If you only polled women 18 to 35 they would say 7 inches is the perfect length with thick girth.
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Oh, well ...
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Damn, I'm not chopping any more off!
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A pussy can expand, when aroused, to take a girl's fist. It's built to pop out babies. So girth is no issue, the cervix is at the back, around 5 inches from the opening. In some positions it's possible to cause pain by bashing against it.
If you want to give pleasure, use your tongue, mouth, fingers and tell her how wonderful she is. That last bit works even in an orgy situation and most certainly when shooting porn scenes. Orla to the point of at least one or two orgasms, will make her come back for a repeat performance. |
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If she is not mentally arouse, a BIG COCK will only hurt her, but if she is Horny, your little finger cam make her CUM
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Im 7.7 6 gurth and loyal as fuck ;)
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Great - So I have the perfect cock size for women...
What more can go wrong with my day?.... |
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At 6.5 inches I usually hit the bottom....and I love that "ouch you hit my cervix" wince most girls get. But I'd give up an inch to have more girth. Ok, maybe only a half inch.
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Sex is all about energy & power and there is nothing more powerful than the mind. Quote:
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Normally they want bigger cocks... :) :thumbsup
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If you ever get the chance to see your wife or girlfriend fucked by an 8 or 9 inch cock, you'll know the answer to these size questions. Anything else they say is just to make you feel better because you are lacking. Remember, the average is 5 something, that means half the planet has a bigger wiener than you do. Not me though, my cock is massive, thick and shaped like a Chicago hot dog.
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I'm thinking they were in the lab goofing off with the 3D printer when the boss walked in.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "uhhh, it's for science. Yeah, that's it, science!" |
I hope you guys realize that it is ideal size. However most of the women are not that ideal themselves and actually same is for most of the ideal size cock owners besides the cock part. Then there are the few people being ideal in any way, kudos for them.
Based on hentai cartoons the ideal woman has big boobs, somewhat wide hip, big eyes, long hair, tight pussy and ass, young of course and when fucked she squeaks like a squirrel. Try to match that chicks. :) |
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I have some magic pills for you guys, gauranteed to gain at least 2-4 inches.........
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:thumbsupWhepf, I'm in the clear then
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Thatīs true
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As long as you don't have a micro cock you can usually work things out.
My cock is alright, never been call smalled at least (-; I've had a few women get surprised by it, but usually they hadn't been with many guys. There have been a few times, like when I was getting a dance from a stripper, that I know had I had a monstrous cock I probably could have persuaded them to go home with me that night without any other incentives. Human, of all the primates, for their size have the largest genitals on the males. Gorillas have small penises (for their size) and low sperm count because they are faithful. Chimpanzees have relatively massive balls from their overly promiscuous nature and because the ones that made the baby statistically pumped the most sperm into the female (thus large manufacturing barracks for those spermies) hence the next gen keeps getting larger up to a point. This can be seen in extremes: blacks to asians Whether you like it or not you are a product of nature. I'm just happy that I am White and that my large jaw (that has all it's teeth) looks normal because I've got a large head to compliment it. Large head, large brain; a bigger displacement will always win (as long as it is tuned right). Large brains are the way of the future, that's my selling point I tell disadvantaged ethnicities of the opposite sex on why they should have sex with me without a condom. :2 cents: |
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I thought we settled this once and for all.
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I guess it helps that my woman is only 4'8. Thank god for tiny hands!
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not surprising at all and in accordance with what plenty of women told me already (having an office in a televised brothel helped with my sexual education)
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All girls like extra large'
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If you measure 10 guys, 7 could be smaller than average and 3 larger. Some are huge in fact because they are defects of nature. It's just the length of the 3 large ones combined that makes their total lenth/thickness larger than the 7 'regular' ones.
If A + B + C + D = 20 inches total and E + F = 22 inches total The average makes 7.33 inch. However, 5 inch is normal, the occasional 11 inch dick just bumps up the average. Best way I can explain it to you idiots. Also worth mentioning the occasional 2 inch dick lowers the average. Therefore, the average penis size is unmeasurable. period. |
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For 10 penises, sure, huge variations happen, but if you take 10.000 you would see that average is average. It won't be 3.000 bigger than average and 7.000 smaller than average, it would be +- 5k on 5k. You wrongly assume that if size is more than average it is automatically MUCH more than average. In reality it is spread very nicely, little by little. Except in minescule sample sizes like 10... |
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