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DVTimes 09-07-2015 02:42 AM

Perfect penis size revealed: What women really want will shock you
 
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The answer all men have been waiting for has finally arrived, as scientists discover the perfect penis size.

Scientists used 3D-printed penises to discover what women really want in the trouser department.

But it's bad news for the average Joe, as women prefer a schlong that is 6.3 inches long with a 4.8 inch girth for long-term relationships.

However, earlier this year British scientists revealed the average todger is only 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference.

When it comes to one night stands, ladies want someone with an even bigger trouser snake.

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editeur 09-07-2015 02:45 AM

Bitches can never get enough. If the average was 6.3 inches they'd want 8.

Kelli58 09-07-2015 02:49 AM

I swear every one of these reports say something else. Last time I heard the average cock was 5 inches, now it's 6.3 inches?

Mr Pheer 09-07-2015 02:54 AM

Who cares what they want.

EliteWebmaster 09-07-2015 02:55 AM

It's not the size of the cock, it's how you use it. I can't count the number of times where a big black cock on set barely had any cumshot and it takes away from the scene but then you get a regular/slightly bigger size cock and it explodes a huge cumshot.

Girth is often overlooked but real women who enjoy sex will tell you that they rather have a man who is regular sized but thick girth wise as it fills them up and gives them better orgasms than a big long cock that hurts their upper pussy as it slams in and out.

kane 09-07-2015 02:57 AM

This is why I have gone to the metric system when it comes to my dick. If she asks I just tell her I am 15. By the time she realizes I was talking centimeters I'm already in and done. :)

HugeWood 09-07-2015 03:00 AM

The article says women aren't looking for huge wood, and that a mere 6.3 - 6.4 inches is preferred. :Oh crap
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VikingMan 09-07-2015 03:06 AM

If you only polled women 18 to 35 they would say 7 inches is the perfect length with thick girth.

CaptainHowdy 09-07-2015 05:22 AM

Oh, well ...

rogueteens 09-07-2015 06:46 AM

Damn, I'm not chopping any more off!

Paul Markham 09-07-2015 06:47 AM

A pussy can expand, when aroused, to take a girl's fist. It's built to pop out babies. So girth is no issue, the cervix is at the back, around 5 inches from the opening. In some positions it's possible to cause pain by bashing against it.

If you want to give pleasure, use your tongue, mouth, fingers and tell her how wonderful she is. That last bit works even in an orgy situation and most certainly when shooting porn scenes.

Orla to the point of at least one or two orgasms, will make her come back for a repeat performance.

CaptainHowdy 09-07-2015 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20572611)
Damn, I'm not chopping any more off!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Milfer 09-07-2015 06:55 AM

If she is not mentally arouse, a BIG COCK will only hurt her, but if she is Horny, your little finger cam make her CUM

MiamiBoyz 09-07-2015 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20572467)
Who cares what they want.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-07-2015 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milfer (Post 20572616)
If she is not mentally arouse, a BIG COCK will only hurt her, but if she is Horny, your little finger cam make her CUM

:thumbsup QFTT

Best-In-BC 09-07-2015 03:43 PM

Im 7.7 6 gurth and loyal as fuck ;)

Rochard 09-07-2015 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20572467)
Who cares what they want.

Exactly.

EddyTheDog 09-07-2015 06:30 PM

Great - So I have the perfect cock size for women...

What more can go wrong with my day?....

PornSEO 09-07-2015 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by editeur (Post 20572460)
Bitches can never get enough. If the average was 6.3 inches they'd want 8.

A donkey's dick is all they want.

SBJ 09-07-2015 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20572468)

Girth is often overlooked but real women who enjoy sex will tell you that they rather have a man who is regular sized but thick girth wise as it fills them up and gives them better orgasms than a big long cock that hurts their upper pussy as it slams in and out.

This.. I was talking to a girl I rented a room to and we fucked around when we were drunk.. Sometime after me she was having a FWB with a black guy and we still talked but didn't hook up anymore.. She told me his cock was so long.. A few yrs ago we hooked up and I let her give me a BJ.. She tells me that I have the biggest cock she's ever had. I tell her what about so and so. She says that yes it is longer for sure but girth is far more pleasurable than getting a cock rammed half way up her stomach. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 09-07-2015 09:18 PM

At 6.5 inches I usually hit the bottom....and I love that "ouch you hit my cervix" wince most girls get. But I'd give up an inch to have more girth. Ok, maybe only a half inch.

SmutGiant 09-07-2015 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milfer (Post 20572616)
If she is not mentally arouse, a BIG COCK will only hurt her, but if she is Horny, your little finger cam make her CUM

QFT. If she's not turned on by you, it does not matter what you're packing.

Sex is all about energy & power and there is nothing more powerful than the mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20573202)
Great - So I have the perfect cock size for women...

What more can go wrong with my day?....

The reality is most guys think about their cock size more than their girlfriends do.

EngineCash 09-08-2015 12:38 AM

Normally they want bigger cocks... :) :thumbsup

HugeWood 09-08-2015 02:00 AM


j3rkules 09-08-2015 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20572467)
Who cares what they want.

:2 cents:

ruff 09-08-2015 04:05 AM

If you ever get the chance to see your wife or girlfriend fucked by an 8 or 9 inch cock, you'll know the answer to these size questions. Anything else they say is just to make you feel better because you are lacking. Remember, the average is 5 something, that means half the planet has a bigger wiener than you do. Not me though, my cock is massive, thick and shaped like a Chicago hot dog.

Zeiss 09-08-2015 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20572467)
Who cares what they want.

Yep. They get what they get. Not happy? Then... :321GFY :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 09-08-2015 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 20572470)
This is why I have gone to the metric system when it comes to my dick. If she asks I just tell her I am 15. By the time she realizes I was talking centimeters I'm already in and done. :)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

newB 09-08-2015 10:05 AM

I'm thinking they were in the lab goofing off with the 3D printer when the boss walked in.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"uhhh, it's for science. Yeah, that's it, science!"

aka123 09-08-2015 10:50 AM

I hope you guys realize that it is ideal size. However most of the women are not that ideal themselves and actually same is for most of the ideal size cock owners besides the cock part. Then there are the few people being ideal in any way, kudos for them.

Based on hentai cartoons the ideal woman has big boobs, somewhat wide hip, big eyes, long hair, tight pussy and ass, young of course and when fucked she squeaks like a squirrel. Try to match that chicks. :)

aka123 09-08-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20573518)
Remember, the average is 5 something, that means half the planet has a bigger wiener than you do.

You are thinking median, not average. Besides, if half of the planet has bigger than that, then there is 50/50 that you have bigger penis than the other half. You just chose the smaller group.

C H R I S 09-08-2015 11:19 AM

I have some magic pills for you guys, gauranteed to gain at least 2-4 inches.........

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ContentBay 09-08-2015 11:21 AM

:thumbsupWhepf, I'm in the clear then

SmutGiant 09-08-2015 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20573518)
If you ever get the chance to see your wife or girlfriend fucked by an 8 or 9 inch cock, you'll know the answer to these size questions. Anything else they say is just to make you feel better because you are lacking. Remember, the average is 5 something, that means half the planet has a bigger wiener than you do. Not me though, my cock is massive, thick and shaped like a Chicago hot dog.

Everybody has their preferences but in 95% of cases 6.5 length 5 girth is ideal. The only thing that would hurt you in this case is being insecure about it, and that's what the car dealerships and jewelers want you to feel.

HugeWood 09-08-2015 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant (Post 20574481)
Everybody has their preferences but in 95% of cases 6.5 length 5 girth is ideal. The only thing that would hurt you in this case is being insecure about it, and that's what the car dealerships and jewelers want you to feel.

Not to mention the penis hanger peddlers.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA...UDApQ/$_35.JPG

Anti-TattoeHero 09-08-2015 11:44 PM

Thatīs true

johnnyloadproductions 09-09-2015 12:20 AM

As long as you don't have a micro cock you can usually work things out.

My cock is alright, never been call smalled at least (-;

I've had a few women get surprised by it, but usually they hadn't been with many guys.
There have been a few times, like when I was getting a dance from a stripper, that I know had I had a monstrous cock I probably could have persuaded them to go home with me that night without any other incentives.

Human, of all the primates, for their size have the largest genitals on the males. Gorillas have small penises (for their size) and low sperm count because they are faithful. Chimpanzees have relatively massive balls from their overly promiscuous nature and because the ones that made the baby statistically pumped the most sperm into the female (thus large manufacturing barracks for those spermies) hence the next gen keeps getting larger up to a point.
This can be seen in extremes: blacks to asians

Whether you like it or not you are a product of nature. I'm just happy that I am White and that my large jaw (that has all it's teeth) looks normal because I've got a large head to compliment it. Large head, large brain; a bigger displacement will always win (as long as it is tuned right).

Large brains are the way of the future, that's my selling point I tell disadvantaged ethnicities of the opposite sex on why they should have sex with me without a condom. :2 cents:

PaperstreetWinston 09-09-2015 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr pheer (Post 20572467)
who cares what they want.

exactly!!!

maxjohan 09-11-2015 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20572611)
Damn, I'm not chopping any more off!

Fucking funny man! Keep it up! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

(No pun intended.)

ruff 09-11-2015 10:09 AM

I thought we settled this once and for all.

Choopa Phil 09-11-2015 10:49 AM

I guess it helps that my woman is only 4'8. Thank god for tiny hands!

AdultB2B 09-12-2015 04:45 AM

Cock size
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 20572464)
I swear every one of these reports say something else. Last time I heard the average cock was 5 inches, now it's 6.3 inches?

Must be inflation :1orglaugh

mineistaken 09-12-2015 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 20577599)
Must be inflation :1orglaugh

Must be that he and you commented without reading as this report says that average is 5,2, not 6,3.

mineistaken 09-12-2015 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20573518)
If you ever get the chance to see your wife or girlfriend fucked by an 8 or 9 inch cock, you'll know the answer to these size questions. Anything else they say is just to make you feel better because you are lacking.

I am pretty sure this report does not come from women who told that to their partners, so there was no incentives for them to lie here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20573518)
Remember, the average is 5 something, that means half the planet has a bigger wiener than you do.

No, half the planet have bigger cocks than average, not bigger cocks than "you", because "you" most likely have smaller or bigger.

CarlosTheGaucho 09-12-2015 05:21 AM

not surprising at all and in accordance with what plenty of women told me already (having an office in a televised brothel helped with my sexual education)

ruff 09-12-2015 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20577621)
I am pretty sure this report does not come from women who told that to their partners, so there was no incentives for them to lie here.



No, half the planet have bigger cocks than average, not bigger cocks than "you", because "you" most likely have smaller or bigger.

Wow, you have a lot of time on your hands.

mineistaken 09-12-2015 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20577680)
Wow, you have a lot of time on your hands.

I typed less than you did :winkwink:

SekobA 09-12-2015 07:22 AM

All girls like extra large'

AndrewX 09-14-2015 01:35 PM

If you measure 10 guys, 7 could be smaller than average and 3 larger. Some are huge in fact because they are defects of nature. It's just the length of the 3 large ones combined that makes their total lenth/thickness larger than the 7 'regular' ones.

If A + B + C + D = 20 inches total
and E + F = 22 inches total
The average makes 7.33 inch. However, 5 inch is normal, the occasional 11 inch dick just bumps up the average. Best way I can explain it to you idiots. Also worth mentioning the occasional 2 inch dick lowers the average. Therefore, the average penis size is unmeasurable. period.

mineistaken 09-14-2015 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndrewX (Post 20579310)
If you measure 10 guys, 7 could be smaller than average and 3 larger. Some are huge in fact because they are defects of nature. It's just the length of the 3 large ones combined that makes their total lenth/thickness larger than the 7 'regular' ones.

If A + B + C + D = 20 inches total
and E + F = 22 inches total
The average makes 7.33 inch. However, 5 inch is normal, the occasional 11 inch dick just bumps up the average. Best way I can explain it to you idiots. Also worth mentioning the occasional 2 inch dick lowers the average. Therefore, the average penis size is unmeasurable. period.


For 10 penises, sure, huge variations happen, but if you take 10.000 you would see that average is average. It won't be 3.000 bigger than average and 7.000 smaller than average, it would be +- 5k on 5k.

You wrongly assume that if size is more than average it is automatically MUCH more than average. In reality it is spread very nicely, little by little. Except in minescule sample sizes like 10...


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