[INTRODUCTION] OK, so I have to do this
 

Hello all,
Yes, I have to do this, so here goes.

My name is Jesika and I am the sponsor manager for the Breystreet Network. We are a group of affiliates. I manage roughly 350 sponsors behind the scenes at the office, and there are a lot of you here that might already be connected with Rik, the owner, Tinara, the blawgergurl or Zynn B. our head of programming.

As we slowly launch, I moved over from admin asst. to the role of an actual Sponsor Manager, where that is the opposite of an Affiliate Manager. It is needed and so I quietly took the helm. I have been reading this forum for approx. 7 years, but never had the need (or want) to become involved. But since this is the 'biz' the time has now come to give the dreaded "Introduction' which, if I'm not mistaken, doesn't exist here anymore.

With that said, I'd like to introduce myself and say hi, and if you are a new program looking for affiliates, give me a holler in my sig. Otherwise, I've played the 'silent one' around here for a long time.

My background includes IT security, Java, PHP, and tons of server stuff that I won't get into here. I've also worked for Yahoo, IBM, Symantec and have a keen interest in kittens and nail polish.

For those sexy, hunky, gorgeous GFY men out there, I like long walks on the beach, sexy whispers in my ears, nice chocolates and pretty flowers along with Ruger P95s, Judo and collecting razor sharp kitchen knives.

Get my drift?

My hobbies include programming, hacking, Drupal, Linux, and porn. Yes. Porn.

I mostly like reading all the stupid shit that (some of the) people post on here. Like I said above, I've been reading and lurking for years, because I had to. Now, I must be unfortunately, one of the living dead and become a member of the GFY Zombie Apocalypse.

It is nice to finally meet you all.

Jesika D.

Too long and you didn't post your tits.

Go Fuck Yourself.

Thanks for the kind welcome and response Aaron.

yup that is what I was thinking too

:321GFY tits or GFY..

and welcome to the zoo :pimp

So I decided to read your post. You were almost sounding intelligent then you went and said you like "Ruger P95s" and have now lost all credibility.

Your post reads like you clearly don't want to be posting here. It's a bit insulting to those of us who do.

Great way to introduce yourself. :thumbsup

350 sponsors? - I must have missed something...

Also, I agree with AaronM - All those words and no tits - WTF?....

Hey SB, we were all really bummed that you closed up shop. Your stuff was really cool. Good luck in whatever you decide in your new ventures. I had to take you off the list with such a sudden announcement. :(

And to all the nice responders, I've read a TON of wordy "Introductions, and they were shit. :)

What else would you expect? Only attention whores make introduction and exit posts.

hey at least I made a announcement.. I looked around at all the sponsors that have closed up shop and made zero announcements.

anyways goodluck with your biz here.

Aaron, I've read your stuff on here for a long time, and I like your posts, and I also know the garbage that passes though here, and so you YOU.

With that said, everyone is free to be themselves, and you also know that. So whether a person loses credibility with 'you' or not, doesn't mean you need to come off starting with shit.

If you need to smoke a tampon, then so be it. But don't go throwing your ambassador stuff around having no respect for people, no matter who they are.

Cool?

I thought my shit was fine. If you'd left it alone, then the world would've been a better place. I follow the rules here. So you wanna boot me because your not liking what people post?

Nice to meet you too.

Who said anything about booting you?

You like my posts?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000...ll_xlarge.jpeg

Show tits

Quit filling up my PM box with lewd propositions.

Hahahaha
 

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Yes Aaron I do. And I know who you are. You are the uber-cool goodwill ambassador for all the zombies here. I personally would not want your job. And no, you don't get my tits. They are reserved to the highest bidder.

Paypal does adult now. So you have my email in my sig. Tits=$$$

:thumbsup

what do you mean? tits in sig gets magic wank? Do you have any tits? Show tits? ... wait... what? you need to show tits first... ahh... fuck it

Welcome in the jungle! :thumbsup

welcome aboard!

OMG. So you think your tits are so special that someone should pay?

Nice intro and welcome!

Tits for everyone!
Show your's or somebody else's, doesn't matter. Just feed the wolves here some tits.

Welcome indeed.

What is the max bin ? :love-boob

Welcome on gfy

So what do you guys do?

Good question. I have no idea other than they are some kind of super duper affiliate outfit.

Let's see some samples.

After that long read I still have no idea what you guys do, or what you are offering ???

And yes it did sound like you didn't care to be posting here.

Great success

Welcome to gfy!

Welcome back, Sally Rand ...

hmm don't remember her but I'm thinking this is the same person too based on posting style

and BRL media seems a lot like BREYSTREET RLM GROUP

Welcome to the board

Welcome to gfy ;) :error

welcome to the zoo ;)

You been sleeping for hole 2 years .welcome

Welcome to GFY!! :thumbsup

Further proof that Dugmor was right. "They are all whores but Mom." :glugglug

Welcome to the show, I liked your introduction and interested in what you have to say, I am going to send you an email. If nobody told you lately....... your awesome!!!!! sign up and promote with the best http://stats.trafficgoldmine.com/signup_affiliate/19 - Home of Hookup.com $$$$$$$

Welcome aboard, but Aaron is right, your intro is a bit...I meant a lot smug. Like you're the rich kid FORCED to go do community service at an inner city community center, and you're introducing yourself to the dirty little poor kids. It's unflattering and quite insulting. Then you go and slight all the guys on the forum by saying if they try to flirt, you have a gun and know Judo. Wow.

The only things you really have to do in life are shit and die -- the rest is optional. If you're going to be in "Invisible Mode", or lurking, then why even post an introduction?

But I still want to see your tits. :thumbsup

Welcome on board Jesika!

Welcome.

What kind of Linux do you like?

I had a Ruger P95. It was reliable, but big and had a long trigger pull.

A gun that is known for excessive stove pipes is far from reliable. :2 cents:

Prettyyyy... Prettyyyy... Prettyyyy... Prreeetttyyy.... sure I have Zero desire to see your tits.

Welcome to GFY :thumbsup

Make Money
 

:thumbsup

Most Rugers I have shot are pretty solid, never shot a p95. It's a bit small from what I can tell. I would bet with a little love from a gun smith, you could make it a reliable weapon. I gave my daughter a S&W 40 model 410 which I have been very happy with for years.

Only six posts, you can do better sweetheart.

What I thought also...."had to do this"

What I'm reading is you're a new tube and also since you have a pussy, you believe everyone with a cock is supposed to get hard and not flirt with you

:1orglaugh

I wonder why all the OP's domain have nothing on them ? Still building it all out ?

LMAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Exactly!

welcome and good luck! :)