So I am trying to make friends with a a black female
 

She is educated and is in an executive level position of a fairly large firm. We are hangout out again this weekend.

It has been about 7 years since I had a black friend. My last black friend now lives 3 states away and we never talk anymore other than maybe once a year text/call.

Anyone else have a black friend? I mean a good friend or best friend like someone you could call up and get bailed out of jail type of friend, not just someone you call or hang out with once in a while. I try to have friends of various ethnicities but it hardly ever works out.

I am thinking about bringing over some fried chicken and see how she handles it. Or maybe I could smear the fried chicken all over my body so it has a pheromone type effect?

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One of my closest friends in the world is black. He's my kids' god father and I'm his daughter's god father. He was my roommate my freshman year at UM, and we have been very close friends ever since. He would help me bury a body, no questions asked. And I would do the same for him.

*Disclaimer: everyone knows that is just a figure of speech. I have no desire to bury a body.

There's none within a 30 minute drive. Unless you include the Jamaicans the farmers ship in to work in the fields on their farms.

sorry, i just looked on ebay and amazon and there are none for sale

See how Rob referred to having a friend who "is black" and not a "black friend" and how his post was devoid of fried chicken remarks? VikingMan, you should strive to be more like him.

Off topic, Rob, UM as in Ann Arbor? If so, I got my MBA there :thumbsup

Main Black Associate?

Good to see everyone teaming up and celebrating diversity!

2 words - boones farm

University of Miami. :thumbsup

Started on my MBA at the University of South Florida, but never finished.

I have a friend who is black. He is Somalian transplant here. One of the nicest, most hardworking people I know.

When I get a few beers in him I can get him to do the "Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I am the captain now!"

loser....

Remember, unlike white girls, if she asks if her ass looks big "hell ya" is the correct answer.

Why do you "try" that? Becoming friends comes naturally. Only libtard morons "try to have friends of various ethnicities" to "prove" something.
Normal people do not try to have friends just because of ethnicity, they just have friends that come naturally to them.

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sarcasm and irony is a little advanced for you it appears.

You must be really dumb to think that I (or anybody) did not understand that.

I will update you guys in a few weeks. Also I love upsetting PC liberals and watching them wet their panties. Most of them are very racist and full of hatred. Also they cannot take a joke.

cant you just buy one? :upsidedow

I think I have a spare one - Let me check the basement...

hung out with a black chick a while back. it just so happens i enjoy trident watermelon gum, it's delicious and sugar-free, i asked her if she would like a piece of gum, ryan goessling said that's a pretty good line....but it didn't go over so good in this sitch.

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Major Bullshit Artist

oopsie, i mean i hung out with a chick who...... oops, i mean female who is black, not a black female, that would be racist.

I've fucked more black girls than white girls.. :winkwink:

You mean a melanin-sufficient lady.. :upsidedow

crap! :helpme

either way, i didn't get laid that night. :warning

How so? :upsidedow

Good rule of thumb is people first, so it would be 'lady who is malanin-sufficient.'

But then, that might upset the feminists, so howsabout 'person who is malanin and X chromosome sufficient.'

Doggy-style, most likely.

The most sensitive, humane and politically correct way to address said person :thumbsup

That suggests that white people are melanin insufficient - Not PC at all...

Well, you're almost right, they all seem to love it but their asses are usually way too big for that to work.. :Oh crap

It's why black guys have big dicks...

Little dick?

lol, I knew that was coming :upsidedow

Not at all, if I wasn't camera shy you'd all see me on the tubes.. :winkwink:

Uh-huh. :winkwink:

I was at a kink party last week with about 1000 people and I kept hearing how big my cock was when I skinny dipped in the pool and fucked my gf and her friend.. :upsidedow

Do this and report back.

Hahahaha