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SilentKnight 09-30-2015 04:01 PM

Man breaks into B.C. home, feeds cats, does laundry, writes in diary
 
KAMLOOPS, B.C. -- He fed the cats, prepared a meal, shaved, showered and even took meat out of the freezer to thaw.

The only problem? Christopher Hiscock, 33, was not at home and didn't know the owners of a ranch where he became a bit too comfortable.

The Nova Scotia man pleaded guilty Monday to possession of stolen property and being unlawfully in a dwelling house stemming from a bizarre incident north of Kamloops, B.C.

Provincial court heard the residents of a ranch in Little Fort on the Yellowhead Highway returned home after a night out last week to find a stranger sitting on their couch with a cup of coffee.

"She found the accused in her home watching TV," Crown lawyer Mike Wong said.

"He had started a fire in the fireplace and prepared himself a meal. He said he had been driving by and the door was open, so he came in.

Hiscock had also helped himself to a truck in Ontario on his way to British Columbia, court heard.

"The accused appears to have done some laundry. He also fed the cats and put out some hay for the horses," Wong said. "He used (the residents') toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary."

"Today was my first full day at the ranch," he wrote in the diary. "I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.

"I don't feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it's kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.

I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I'm more handsome."

The residents flagged down a passing police car and Hiscock was taken into custody.

Hiscock's journey to B.C. started in his home province of Nova Scotia earlier this month. Court heard he drove his car from Nova Scotia to Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., where he stole a truck and headed west.

The stolen truck, which went missing on Sept. 16, was found on the Little Fort property.

Defence lawyer Sheldon Tate said Hiscock had been working seasonally for a swimming pool company but, sensing he would be laid off, decided to travel west in search of work.

"He quickly found that his funds were less than adequate and that led him to using the vehicle from Sault Ste. Marie to get out here," Tate said. "By the time he got to B.C., you can imagine, he was without any funds at all and he saw an unoccupied home."

Hiscock, who has no prior criminal record, apologized in court.

"I made a lot of mistakes," he said. "There's really no excuses for it."

He was still beaming about his brief stay at the ranch.

"Beautiful ranch," he said. "Gorgeous. I was driving and I just turned in. Beautiful place."

Judge Chris Cleaveley placed Hiscock on a one-year probation term with orders barring him from contacting the residents of the ranch and the owner of the Ontario truck.

Hiscock will also have to surrender a sample of his DNA to a national criminal database.

"I really have nowhere to go," he said, when Cleaveley asked about his plans.

"The woods is a good place, I suppose. There's a lot of fish out there."


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j3rkules 09-30-2015 04:14 PM

The Adventures of Nova Scotia Man!

L-Pink 09-30-2015 04:16 PM

Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.

TeenCat 09-30-2015 04:17 PM

hope they dont have the death penalty there

SilentKnight 09-30-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20593139)
Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's exactly what I said to the wife earlier when she txted me the story link. I said it sounds like somebody from GFY.

brassmonkey 09-30-2015 04:20 PM

a polite thief (gypsy)

Dvae 09-30-2015 04:21 PM

Christopher Hiscock?
Is that his real name?

Sly 09-30-2015 04:21 PM

crockett's van breakdown?

;-)

clickity click 09-30-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20593139)
Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.

Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.

newB 09-30-2015 04:33 PM

Pigshit.

Google Expert 09-30-2015 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20593139)
Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.

Sleazydream ?

EddyTheDog 09-30-2015 04:56 PM

That gives me an idea - lol...

crockett 09-30-2015 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20593152)
crockett's van breakdown?

;-)

Never...

L-Pink 09-30-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20593164)
Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.


Well, one of my top three seems to have an alibi.

Spunky 09-30-2015 06:23 PM

I never did trust those Eastern Canadians ;)

Jman 09-30-2015 06:26 PM

Worth the read ;)

SilentKnight 09-30-2015 06:35 PM

They had a tough time deciding whether to give him a year's probation, send him off for a psych eval...or nominate him as a Liberal candidate for the upcoming election.

Best-In-BC 09-30-2015 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20593215)
I never did trust those Eastern Canadians ;)

Specially leafs fans!

Best-In-BC 09-30-2015 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20593223)
They had a tough time deciding whether to give him a year's probation, send him off for a psych eval...or nominate him as a Liberal candidate for the upcoming election.

better than one of Harpers pussies.:1orglaugh

shake 09-30-2015 07:19 PM

Just moved to Kamloops, swear it wasn't me though...

marcop 09-30-2015 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20593164)
Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20564141)
Hi,

I just wanted to say my 2 pence. Ok, so I may not be that clever, I may not know all that. But i know somethings that you all do not know.
I work hard. I own my own business. I have 2 daughters. I own my own house. I think gfy is a joke so I troll, sometimes it's threads, sometimes it's members. Sometimes it's just because.

I admit I didn't know LFP before this thread and I have been in the biz since 03 on and off. I would love to know how many of those calling me actually new the Acronym before reading this thread or using Google.

Anyway, I could care less to you broke mother fuckers, particularly plonk and adult kink.

Senza parole . . . .

CaptainHowdy 10-01-2015 05:57 AM

It was me ...

SilentKnight 10-01-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20593443)
It was me ...

Glueing the pages of the homeowner's 'Butthole Boyz' mags was a nice touch. :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 10-01-2015 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silentknight (Post 20593946)
glueing the pages of the homeowner's 'butthole boyz' mags was a nice touch. :winkwink:

you're welcome ...

CDSmith 10-01-2015 02:34 PM

Dear notmydiary --

Day 4. Chopped a year's worth of firewood. Tomorrow the basement needs finishing. Next week I'm putting in a pool out back.

When the owners come back maybe they'll adopt me.



Dude can come housesit for me anytime.

SilentKnight 10-01-2015 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20593999)
Dear notmydiary --

Day 4. Chopped a year's worth of firewood. Tomorrow the basement needs finishing. Next week I'm putting in a pool out back.

When the owners come back maybe they'll adopt me.



Dude can come housesit for me anytime.

Dear notmydiary --

Day 5. Prepared some fava beans and enjoyed a nice chianti with the homeowner's liver.


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