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brassmonkey 10-05-2015 08:47 AM

Ancient Romans used urine as toothpaste, mouthwash, and laundry detergent!
 
It sounds gross, but we?ve all thought about using our own urine for mouth wash. No? Maybe it?s just me. Regardless, urine contains ammonia which is a natural teeth whitener and can actually be used to prevent you from getting cavities! So before you go to the dentist next, you know what to do. Another common use of urine was to clean clothes. Laundrymen used to set out jars in front of their shops and whoever was passing by could just pee into the jar. Whenever the jar became full, the laundrymen would bring the jar in and use it to clean clothes!

I guess the ancient Romans enjoyed the smell of urine because these businesses were such money makers that emperors Nero and Vespasian both made urine taxes! Ancient Rome must have smelled like?well, you know. Check the source to learn more about Roman Urine!

Ancient Romans used urine as toothpaste, mouthwash, and laundry detergent! Why? - OMG Facts - The World's #1 Fact Source

Rob 10-05-2015 08:56 AM

I read a dissertation on the parallels of the Roman Empire and modern western civilization, it's pretty interesting. It didn't have using piss as toothpaste, but it did show significant comparisons with the rise and fall of the empire. It's funny because Rome was sacked by the Visigoths, thought of as uneducated and dirty barbarians by the Romans, not worthy of their patronage. The U.S. and her allies think of Muslims as uneducated and dirty barbarians.

The Romans were cunts.

CDSmith 10-05-2015 09:33 AM

That amonia from urine was also used to cure and colorize leather. I don't know if the Romans did it exactly, but ancient civilizations, from what I've read, did.

The urine as mouthwash part I did not know about. I've known for some time that in extreme survival situations where no water is available one can rinse their mouth with it for moisture, and in the most extreme of circumstances even drink it.

Which is pretty much the main reason I try to avoid being stranded in the desert. :D

L-Pink 10-05-2015 09:37 AM

I was stranded in an office building elevator and had to drink my own urine to survive. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

Jel 10-05-2015 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20596906)
I was stranded in an office building elevator and had to drink my own urine to survive. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

:thumbsup


CDSmith 10-05-2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20596906)
I was stranded in an office building elevator and had to drink my own urine to survive. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

So you dumped out your starbucks and used the cup to drink your own urine.

Smart. :thumbsup

sandman! 10-05-2015 09:41 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 10-05-2015 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20596917)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

get up brush rinse and soak the the loincloths

Grapesoda 10-05-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20596906)
I was stranded in an office building elevator and had to drink my own urine to survive. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

I lasted 15 min before I had to suck some out the cute guy I was trapped in there with :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 10-05-2015 10:21 AM

i use poo as soap

L-Pink 10-05-2015 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20596916)
So you dumped out your starbucks and used the cup to drink your own urine.

Smart. :thumbsup



Hey, my father and his daughter didn't raise a stupid son.


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Strap On Princess 10-05-2015 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20596899)
That amonia from urine was also used to cure and colorize leather. I don't know if the Romans did it exactly, but ancient civilizations, from what I've read, did.

The urine as mouthwash part I did not know about. I've known for some time that in extreme survival situations where no water is available one can rinse their mouth with it for moisture, and in the most extreme of circumstances even drink it.

Which is pretty much the main reason I try to avoid being stranded in the desert. :D


Me too, not to mention having to pee in the desert yuck!

brassmonkey 10-05-2015 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Strap On Princess (Post 20597002)
Me too, not to mention having to pee in the desert yuck!

cute and freaky

PorN-LinK 10-05-2015 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strap On Princess (Post 20597002)
Me too, not to mention having to pee in the desert yuck!

show us your tits

Relic 10-05-2015 01:32 PM

Most animals in nature, lap up their own urine from time to time. It has extreme antibiotic properties and they aren't getting sick like we do, so drink up.

CaptainHowdy 10-05-2015 03:44 PM

http://k30.kn3.net/taringa/B/3/D/4/F...tomico/674.gif

mineistaken 10-05-2015 06:04 PM

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scubadiver626 10-05-2015 06:32 PM

So true. See utube documentary on pmpeii whorehouse central.

MiamiBoyz 10-05-2015 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20596906)
I was stranded in an office building elevator and had to drink my own urine to survive. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

I remember that...it was terrible but thanks for sharing...you saved my life man...I owe you one! :thumbsup

http://40.media.tumblr.com/299c92864...e6do1_1280.png

Screwed Up 10-06-2015 12:56 AM

I kind of like this thread...
Screwed up approved!


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