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brassmonkey 11-19-2015 08:27 AM

The best advice if you find yourself in a terror attack: Do not play dead
 
If you find yourself in a terror attack similar to the ones that hit Paris last week, do not play dead.

That?s part of the grim new guidance (pdf) being issued by the UK National Counter-Terrorism Security Office (Nactso). The document outlines what to do in ?response to a fast-moving incident such as a firearms or weapons attack.?

The advice is based on some evidence from victims of the assault on the Bataclan music hall, the deadliest site of the Paris attacks where gunmen fired indiscriminately at the crowd. Some were able to escape after playing dead among pools of blood.

But Nactso says that ?if you can see the attacker, they may be able to see you.? Instead, the document urges those who find themselves in such an attack to:

* Escape if you can.
* Consider the safest options.
* Is there a safe route? RUN if not HIDE.
* Can you get there without exposing yourself to greater danger?
* Leave belongings behind.

For those unable to find a safe route out, the guidance says to find cover from gunfire by hiding behind ?substantial brickwork? or ?heavy reinforced walls.? The document points out that cover from view does not necessarily mean you are safe as ?bullets go through glass, brick, wood, and metal.?

The document also provides guidance on how companies should respond if their buildings becomes the site of a terror attack. Nactso advises companies to train staff in how to lock down buildings, stating:

Dynamic lockdown is the ability to quickly restrict access and egress to a site or building (or part of) through physical measures in response to a threat, either external or internal.

Companies need to also find a way to let people know what?s happening, Nactso says. They could do so by using a dedicated terror alarm, a PA system, existing internal messaging systems (such as text, email, and staff phones), or a ?pop-up on employees computers.?

A number of European countries, as well as the US, are under high terror alert following the Paris attacks. Security experts say ISIL may have other attacks in the pipeline.

L-Pink 11-19-2015 08:34 AM

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brassmonkey 11-19-2015 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20640454)

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BIGTYMER 11-19-2015 08:49 AM

Bullshit. I'll make like Glenn and play dead!

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Best-In-BC 11-19-2015 08:51 AM

Better to die as a man than live like a coward, 99% dont follow that and have a handful of excuse not too.

VikingMan 11-19-2015 08:53 AM

Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

Barry-xlovecam 11-19-2015 09:24 AM

UN advice = Run
Typical

nico-t 11-19-2015 09:31 AM

You forgot to add a source to this copy and pasted piece :)

mineistaken 11-19-2015 10:24 AM

For the first time I read Donkster's copy paste.

Where the fuck does "do not play dead" come from?
It is as if someone would play dead instead of hide or run?

The title could as well be:

If you find yourself in terror attack: do not start swinging your dick.
And then nothing about dick swinging in the article.

8pt-buck 11-19-2015 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20640454)


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Juicy D. Links 11-19-2015 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20640454)

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JFK 11-19-2015 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20640470)
Better to die as a man than live like a coward, 99% dont follow that and have a handful of excuse not too.

When you're dead, you're dead ! Whats the point of being a hero and be dead as a result ? BULLSHIT !!:2 cents:

SekobA 11-19-2015 12:53 PM

If you somehow survived.good advice

Scott McD 11-19-2015 01:02 PM

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bronco67 11-19-2015 01:20 PM

Depends on whether the terrorist is black or brown.

Only the outdoorsy types will get that lame joke.

SilentKnight 11-19-2015 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20640472)
Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

Stop hanging with pussy men.

They're clouding your judgement.

dyna mo 11-19-2015 01:36 PM

could you imagine playing dead laying in pools of blood while crazed gunmen are going around shooting everyone?

jtfc.

crockett 11-19-2015 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20640782)
Depends on whether the terrorist is black or brown.

Only the outdoorsy types will get that lame joke.

har har har

Cutty 11-19-2015 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20640812)
could you imagine playing dead laying in pools of blood while crazed gunmen are going around shooting everyone?

jtfc.

shut the fuck up you fucking imbecile.

brassmonkey 11-19-2015 01:48 PM

they watched zombieland they tap the dead twice :2 cents::2 cents:

dyna mo 11-19-2015 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 20640818)
shut the fuck up you fucking imbecile.


the threads about you being a fuckwad cocksucker make more sense than your comment.

i guess that's why you're a fuckwad cocksucker and everyone knows it.

Cutty 11-19-2015 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20640831)
the threads about you being a fuckwad cocksucker make more sense than your comment.

i guess that's why you're a fuckwad cocksucker and everyone knows it.

you a peon not worth getting peed on, hoe

dyna mo 11-19-2015 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 20640844)
you a peon not worth getting peed on, hoe

yet here you are reacting to my posts.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i feel bad playing with the simpletons.

AHAHAHAHAH

$money$ 11-19-2015 03:15 PM

I'll just play black

Cutty 11-19-2015 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20640857)
yet here you are reacting to my posts.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i feel bad playing with the simpletons.

AHAHAHAHAH

jesus mcpeterson on the ones and twos, the wheels of steel

VikingMan 11-19-2015 05:50 PM

How about screaming "Allahu snackbarrrr!"? That should give you just enough time to distract them and grab away the AK.

brassmonkey 11-19-2015 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20640914)
I'll just play black

well if you don't have the skin.... you dead

Juicy D. Links 01-18-2016 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20640631)


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DBS.US 01-18-2016 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20640472)
Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

So sad, so true:disgust

brassmonkey 01-18-2016 06:27 PM

juicy is going full retard again LOL

420 01-18-2016 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20703824)
juicy is going full retard again LOL


Juicy D. Links 01-18-2016 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20703824)
juicy is going full retard again LOL

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brassmonkey 01-18-2016 07:46 PM


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baddog 01-19-2016 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20640449)
If you find yourself in a terror attack similar to the ones that hit Paris last week, do not play dead.

You are thinking of bears; don't play dead with them.


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