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Juicy D. Links 12-03-2015 05:41 AM

What do you guys do when your cock gets a cut from too much sex / jerking off?
 
I was jerking it and noticed some blood .... anybody recommend a fast way to recover ?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wehateporn 12-03-2015 05:43 AM

"What do you guys do when your cock gets a cut from too much sex / jerking off?"

That's the best part, new sensations

CaptainHowdy 12-03-2015 05:46 AM

Manicure ? ?

j3rkules 12-03-2015 05:47 AM

See your family doctor. Have fun.

Quote:

Blood in semen or hematospermia can be due several causes like benign or malignant tumors of the prostate, bladder, testes, or seminal vesicles; infections like chlamydia, herpes, cytomegalovirus, and trichomoniasis; prostatitis (infection of prostate), epididymitis (infection of epidiymis), or urethritis; stone in the seminal vesicles or prostate, polyps in the urethra, obstructions in ejaculation-duct, and cancers of genitourinary system.
Usually the cause is prostate and is often due to a tear in one of the veins of the prostate (prostatic varices). Also this is most likely in your case.
Detailed medical history, physical examination, PSA levels (prostatic specific antigen), prostatic ultrasound, per rectal prostate examination, examination of the prostatic fluid, laboratory tests, transrectal ultrasound examination of the prostate, MRI, CT, and cystoscopy are usually done to reach a diagnosis. Evaluation for hypertension, chronic liver disease, amyloidosis, lymphoma and bleeding disorders will need to be done as well. These systemic diseases increase the risk factors for hematospermia.
Since I cannot examine you and know other related conditions you may be having, nor is a detailed history possible on net, I have listed the various possibilities that should be looked into. Please consult your PCP to run tests and examination to clinch a diagnosis.
Take care!
Blood in Semen - Undiagnosed Symptoms - MedHelp

SBJ 12-03-2015 05:51 AM

I always look for the girl that has the least teeth in her mouth at the bar.. Living it Indiana it's a fairly easy find and drunk toothless girls don't drag their teeth :winkwink:

DamnSexy 12-03-2015 05:54 AM

let's not comparing it.....too much sex or too much jerking off ?

Maybe you broke your frenulum ?

CurrentlySober 12-03-2015 05:56 AM

i order a new one via amazon prime...

Coup 12-03-2015 05:57 AM

switch cocks.

davecummings 12-03-2015 06:05 AM

Apply Utters Cream to it, and give it a day or two without molesting it. Seriously!

TrashyGirl 12-03-2015 06:10 AM


MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-03-2015 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20655027)
I always look for the girl that has the least teeth in her mouth at the bar.. Living it Indiana it's a fairly easy find and drunk toothless girls don't drag their teeth :winkwink:

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You are a freeking hoot.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-03-2015 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by davecummings (Post 20655034)
Apply Utters Cream to it, and give it a day or two without molesting it. Seriously!

This is seriously disturbing to me. Sounds like you've actually done this before.

What's even worse, I have udder balm in the cabinet.

AntonMG 12-03-2015 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20655020)
I was jerking it and noticed some blood .... anybody recommend a fast way to recover ?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Switch roles with your boyfriend for a week....

:2 cents:

SBJ 12-03-2015 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20655117)
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You are a freeking hoot.

well life is too short to take seriously :2 cents:

That and if you had my life a good sense of humor is needed.

seeandsee 12-03-2015 07:55 AM

cut your cock and stick it in your ass

Best-In-BC 12-03-2015 07:57 AM

Dont worry about, maybe take a day off ;)

Spunky 12-03-2015 08:13 AM

Amputation is the only answer

JasonCollins 12-03-2015 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20655027)
I always look for the girl that has the least teeth in her mouth at the bar.. Living it Indiana it's a fairly easy find and drunk toothless girls don't drag their teeth :winkwink:

There is nothing wrong with a little teeth from time to time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

filipus891 12-03-2015 08:40 AM

i am sad for you man. no hope left.

SekobA 12-03-2015 09:14 AM

Its too easy but you cant afford.Buy a new one

SIK 12-03-2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20655020)
I was jerking it and noticed some blood .... anybody recommend a fast way to recover ?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're menstruating

JFK 12-03-2015 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20655144)
Amputation is the only answer

I was hoping not to go there, but unfortunately, you're right :helpme

MrBottomTooth 12-03-2015 12:29 PM

Grab a handful of dirt and pack the wound.

$money$ 12-03-2015 01:17 PM

Thank God you just didn't put it in charlie sheens ass

Colmike9 12-03-2015 01:19 PM

Use a condom before it starts to bleed next time. :2 cents:

jdc_nlm 12-03-2015 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20655020)
I was jerking it and noticed some blood .... anybody recommend a fast way to recover ?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

High five my girlfriend and give it a day or two to heal. :thumbsup

romeo22 12-03-2015 02:07 PM

Time for blowjob

Adraco 12-03-2015 02:13 PM

That's something only the healing power of a teenager's mouth can fix. Go find yourself a nice 18 year old and have her cure you in the smoothest way possible.


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