Would having TOO BIG a schlong be considered bad for porn?
 

I wanted to see the response from porn companies so i sent in my resume with selfies of my schlong.

90% responded saying that a "schlong that size" would wreck their talent.

So when is having to big a schlong considered bad? I thought id be hired on the spot.

Ron Jeremy big?

Riiiiiiiiiiight

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e1/e17d...2ac02f83ae.jpg

Clearly you did NOT talk to any GAY porn studios...they would have NEVER told your "schlong" was too big. :thumbsup