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Vendot 04-17-2016 09:45 AM

How Long Before People Get Chipped?
 
https://www.gov.uk/get-your-dog-microchipped

It's already illegal to own a dog in the UK that doesn't have a chip EMBEDDED into its fucking body. How long before humans without chips will be illegal to roam on the planet earth?

It almost looks like a dry run they're doing on the poor doggies....

DBS.US 04-17-2016 10:05 AM

2017 The EU makes chipping of humans legal.
2018 A cute two year old white girl get abducted and the world only sees a grainy video of the monster that took her.
A month later a sharp eyed cop at the airport scans a litter girl at the airport with a oneway ticket to Nigeria and finds it is the missing girl. The world rejoices and mothers line up to have their kids chipped.

Paul Markham 04-17-2016 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 20842478)
2017 The EU makes chipping of humans legal.
2018 A cute two year old white girl get abducted and the world only sees a grainy video of the monster that took her.
A month later a sharp eyed cop at the airport scans a litter girl at the airport with a oneway ticket to Nigeria and finds it is the missing girl. The world rejoices and mothers line up to have their kids chipped.

For children, it's a good policy but has to be voluntary.

Barry-xlovecam 04-17-2016 02:37 PM

Dogs are chattel property of their owners.
Children under 18 are chattel property of their parents.

Laws regarding property can be legislated (and promulgated) -- like the ear tagging of livestock has been for years as one example.

Persons over the age of majority are ''freemen'' with civil (and human) rights in most countries.

OneHungLo 04-17-2016 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20842826)
Dogs are chattel property of their owners.
Children under 18 are chattel property of their parents.

Laws regarding property can be legislated (and promulgated) -- like the ear tagging of livestock has been for years as one example.

Persons over the age of majority are ''freemen'' with civil (and human) rights in most countries.

Promulgated? Barry...put the thesaurus away

ErectMedia 04-17-2016 07:38 PM

Hopefully I'm dead before chips or self driving cars are mandatory. :2 cents:

BaldBastard 04-17-2016 08:44 PM

Chipping is old Tech, they already have enough info from your facebook page to profile you and every member of your now and future families for the rest of eternity.

Cats and dogs have been chipped here for sometime.

MiamiBoyz 04-18-2016 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20843168)
Hopefully I'm dead before chips or self driving cars are mandatory. :2 cents:

With any luck that will occur tomorrow. Good bye

ErectMedia 04-18-2016 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20843381)
With any luck that will occur tomorrow. Good bye

If the option was to die tomorrow or turn into a piss drinking fag like yourself I'd happily choose death. :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 04-18-2016 04:57 AM

http://kettleofish.co.uk/wp-content/...1/IMG_5738.jpg

i like chips...

MaDalton 04-18-2016 05:07 AM

9 replies and no "they are doing it already" by WHP together with a grainy Youtube video...

CaptainHowdy 04-18-2016 05:28 AM

We don't need a chip, us humans are giving away all our information voluntarily on the internet.

Rob 04-18-2016 05:41 AM

In the near future paper (coin) currency is going to be extinct. The only way to get paid or make payments is by using a chip embedded somewhere in your body. It's funny because back in the 80's, if you read science fiction or played scifi themed games, they always referred to money as "credits". Well, that's where we're headed. No more cash, everything is credited onto a chip. Scary thought. Even scarier to think that most people will line up like sheep and accept it because of some clever marketing, propaganda campaign.

shake 04-18-2016 07:10 AM

No need. Most people already carry smartphones are are happily reporting their locations back to datacenters where data can be accessed as needed.

Vendot 04-18-2016 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by shake (Post 20843765)
No need. Most people already carry smartphones are are happily reporting their locations back to datacenters where data can be accessed as needed.

Either that or you're like ROCHARD [Government Pet] who doesn't mind as he has nothing to hide....

ilnjscb 04-18-2016 07:51 AM

This assumes a smooth dystopian progression. It may get disrupted, and, as they tell you when you get kidnapped, wait for your moment.

Could be interrupted by plague, could be interrupted by the inevitable Chinese play for hegemony, could be interrupted by race war or religious war.

Grapesoda 04-18-2016 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 20842445)
https://www.gov.uk/get-your-dog-microchipped

It's already illegal to own a dog in the UK that doesn't have a chip EMBEDDED into its fucking body. How long before humans without chips will be illegal to roam on the planet earth?

It almost looks like a dry run they're doing on the poor doggies....

many people are chipped, it's just that you're not 'in the know' :2 cents:


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