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Google Expert 04-21-2016 12:31 PM

China develops worlds longest range nuclear missile, Obama puts negroes on the money
 
You laff, you lose

China 'tests terrifyingly powerful Dongfeng-41 nuclear missile' which could destroy London in HALF AN HOUR - Mirror Online

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Harriet Tubman will be face of the $20 - Apr. 20, 2016

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SuckOnThis 04-21-2016 12:41 PM

It was the Treasury Secretary that made the decision to put Tubman on the 20, not Obama.

Nice racist troll attempt though.

HoboSexual 04-21-2016 01:12 PM

The government goal is to do away with cash entirely in our society... Thats one way to do it I suppose

shiraz9944 04-21-2016 01:13 PM

you DO know minuteman III ICBM's have been able to circle the globe and hit within meters or their target in RUssian since the 70's. They can also Mirv into up to 10 warheads each........this is like them announcing color TV

shake 04-21-2016 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shiraz9944 (Post 20850824)
you DO know minuteman III ICBM's have been able to circle the globe and hit within meters or their target in RUssian since the 70's. They can also Mirv into up to 10 warheads each........this is like them announcing color TV

:2 cents:

shiraz9944 04-21-2016 02:14 PM

not to mention our SLBM fleet of Ohio class subs, with 24 trident nuclear missiles on each also mirv'd, can be 30 miles off the coast, launch their missiles and destroy an entire nation in 15 minutes. Then dive back and be gone. Nobody would know what hit them until it was all over.

Coup 04-21-2016 02:48 PM

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Sarn 04-21-2016 03:13 PM

>You laff, you lose
you like a sun tzu, but not smart :1orglaugh
>worlds longest range nuclear missile
because distance from china to usa more than from ru to usa.
but why london a target?))

Joshua G 04-21-2016 03:27 PM

damn president trump is gonna inherit a lot of horseshit from the obamas.

sandman! 04-21-2016 03:35 PM

Dumb article

L-Pink 04-21-2016 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 20851022)
>
but why london a target?))


Damien


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LovinNothin 04-21-2016 06:00 PM

Don't they have a pic of her smiling? lol

datz gonna be one ugly $20.

crockett 04-21-2016 06:06 PM

I'm gonna start hoarding old $20 bills and start selling them to angry conservatives for $30 once these roll out.

SilentKnight 04-21-2016 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20851418)
I'm gonna start hoarding old $20 bills and start selling them to angry conservatives for $30 once these roll out.

:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup

shake 04-21-2016 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiraz9944 (Post 20850929)
not to mention our SLBM fleet of Ohio class subs, with 24 trident nuclear missiles on each also mirv'd, can be 30 miles off the coast, launch their missiles and destroy an entire nation in 15 minutes. Then dive back and be gone. Nobody would know what hit them until it was all over.

There's no need for them to surface & dive: they can launch from underwater.

pimpmaster9000 04-21-2016 06:30 PM

in my opinion china does not need to worry because the USA has lost every single war in asia and then some....when you open a dictionary and look up the word lose you will find: what the USA did in asia...it was embarrassing :2 cents:

It was probably the most tiny dick wars humanity had ever seen...because the USA ranks with asian countries in dick size...its an interesting fact :2 cents:

crockett 04-21-2016 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20851445)
in my opinion china does not need to worry because the USA has lost every single war in asia and then some....when you open a dictionary and look up the word lose you will find: what the USA did in asia...it was embarrassing :2 cents:

It was probably the most tiny dick wars humanity had ever seen...because the USA ranks with asian countries in dick size...its an interesting fact :2 cents:

Has China won any wars?

mineistaken 04-21-2016 06:43 PM

Disgrace. Remove founding fathers in attempt of some PC agenda.... Disgrace!
And lol at the naive tool who thinks it was just treasury secretary's idea.

SuckOnThis 04-21-2016 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20851466)
Disgrace. Remove founding fathers in attempt of some PC agenda.... Disgrace!
And lol at the naive tool who thinks it was just treasury secretary's idea.


What country do you live in? Have you ever even been to the United States?

If you're going to pretend to be American you should at least know who the founding fathers were. :1orglaugh

MiamiBoyz 04-21-2016 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20851460)
Has China won any wars?

They are about to. :2 cents:

crockett 04-21-2016 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20851487)
They are about to. :2 cents:

Please..they are as bad as Russia. They can't move their troops anywhere fast. All the can do is lob missiles same as Russia and no one wins that kind of war.. In any conventional war they are only a regional threat.

The US's ability to move troops around the globe in mass is unmatched by anyone.

pimpmaster9000 04-22-2016 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20851526)
Please..they are as bad as Russia. They can't move their troops anywhere fast. All the can do is lob missiles same as Russia and no one wins that kind of war.. In any conventional war they are only a regional threat.

The US's ability to move troops around the globe in mass is unmatched by anyone.

here is chinas official strategy for a conventional non-nuclear war:

step 1: send 2 million civilians to the enemy base/camp/post/ally country to surrender
*think of that video chineese tourists at buffet :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

under the geneva convention you are obliged to take care of POW and civilians

step 2: repeat step 1 about 50x :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

step 3: raugh at the USA

step 4: repeat step 1 about 50x more times

step 5: raugh at the USA

step 6: demand hillary and tump twerk their butts so you do not repeat step 1 50more times

step 7: raugh at twerk video

step 8: repeat step 1 50x

step 9: raugh at USA

step 10: demand trump gets strap on fucked by hillary or china does step 1 50x again

step 11: raugh at strap on video

step 12: repeat step 1 50x

step 13: the USA now speaks chineese, it is the official language, penis size has stayed the same tho

step 14: US allies are now filled with china people at buffet, no more US allies ever...

Sarn 04-22-2016 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20851526)
The US's ability to move troops around the globe in mass is unmatched by anyone.

we cant? wow :1orglaugh we do not want do it))
2 day ago usa troops in germany

pimpmaster9000 04-22-2016 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 20851958)
we cant? wow :1orglaugh we do not want do it))
2 day ago usa troops in germany

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

everything USA is "the best in the world" only it is not :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LovinNothin 04-22-2016 06:13 AM

So the Green Back will now be called the Black Back?

LovinNothin 04-22-2016 06:19 AM

China will never think of dropping a bomb on the USA. We are China's best customer.

Even drug dealers won't kill their best paying junkie...unless he defaults.

Better keep those payments up Obama until Trump gets in and re cuts a new deal.

Relic 04-22-2016 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20851418)
I'm gonna start hoarding old $20 bills and start selling them to angry conservatives for $30 once these roll out.

You can bilk them out of their fear of multiple independent reentry vehicles as well.


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