Male Crotch Maintenance ...
 

Now that I'm back on the meat market I've noticed that my crotch might need some improvement and further maintenance.

Any beauty tips from shooters or GFY medics?

Thanks in advance,

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When I'm about to meet up with a girl and I need to do some crotch maintenance, I just wipe some of the poo off...

Trim or wax. Don't shave 'cause stubble is not appealing.

That's a great piece of advice. Thanks.

So which one did you choose? Any before and after pics?

And I thought that everything is about the charm and talking...

You can use duct tape too

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some great headlines there:

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