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LovinNothin 06-03-2016 11:20 PM

Why the planet NEEDS the Zika virus.
 
The Zika virus is just mother nature's attempt to get rid of the nasty plague that is infecting the planet. The plague is called, human beings.

Nature has a way of removing unwanted life forms that are not symbiotic with the natural environment.

The Olympics in Brazil is the perfect launching platform to deliver the Zika virus to the world. It's almost like something out of a James Bond movie.

Just think about it. Millions of visitors from all around the world, all coming together where the Zika is the strongest and most wide spread. Then millions of people bringing the virus back home with them. A fantastic and cost effective distribution system.

Zika. Only pregnant women can be damaged by it? We will soon find out that Zika will cause more damage then just a few thousand unborn fetuses.

Remember when AIDS came out? At first it was the "gay only disease", now everybody can get it.


That's how doctors release information about a new killer virus so there isn't a huge world wide panic. They introduce it as a danger to only a small section of the population, (in this case, pregnant women) then as we all get "used to it" the doctors release more information that "certain people" can carry it. After that it's "don't share a glass of water with a Zika infected patient."

Zika is the new AIDS. And we all know how much money there is to be made from a new killer strain.

Zika will rise up and be even more destructive then AIDS. It damages humans at a much faster rate and is much easier to become infected.

Buy stock in bug spray companies, because when those mosquitoes make their way up thru North America... like the killer bees did.... mosquito repellent is going to be a very hot commodity.

It's got a great commercial name too.... ZIKA. Very scary and 'catchy' indeed.

Happy Olympics!

OneHungLo 06-04-2016 01:10 AM

Another conspiracy :(

LovinNothin 06-04-2016 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20939156)
Another conspiracy :(

What's the conspiracy? The virus is real. In fact, A woman in New Jersey just got Zika.

It is coming.

Obama just asked for over a billion to begin the Zika fight... Because the govt needs to spend a billion on nets and skeeter repellent.

LovinNothin 06-04-2016 01:29 AM

Dude, is this your pic from highschool?

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=5699&dateline=1452109465

Or are you in some kind of "I'm Asian, but I wanna be Black" band?

Is so, you might wanna lose the 80's hair cut. It's been done already.

http://static.ebony.com/kid-from-kid...mage_34093.jpg

pimpmaster9000 06-04-2016 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin (Post 20939096)

Remember when AIDS came out? At first it was the "gay only disease", now everybody can get it.

!

and zika begins with z and z is the last letter in the alphabet and google is not alphabet!!!!!!

zika=google=conspiracy=confirmed

MiamiBoyz 06-04-2016 03:39 AM

I support the Zika virus...coming to a city near you soon.

MrBottomTooth 06-04-2016 04:53 AM

It's a pussy virus that's been around since 1942. Most people don't even get sick enough to realize they have it. I'm not getting pregnant anytime soon so pretty sure I'll be ok. I'm still waiting for sars and the bird flu to wipe us out.

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CPA-Rush 06-04-2016 12:52 PM

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noshit 06-04-2016 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin (Post 20939171)
What's the conspiracy? The virus is real. In fact, A woman in New Jersey just got Zika.

It is coming.

Obama just asked for over a billion to begin the Zika fight... Because the govt needs to spend a billion on nets and skeeter repellent.

Just when you thought the DUMB couldn't get any worse.
You need to dump the Anti-Man, Anti-Life Platonistic philosophy Stanley.
Well known that the virus is owned by the Rock-O-Fellas.

Make sure you wipe your feet before you go outside... and give up on trying to be original.
You can buy the shit online for 500 bucks.
Better get some, Stanley Hero.

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BlackCrayon 06-04-2016 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20939369)
It's a pussy virus that's been around since 1942. Most people don't even get sick enough to realize they have it. I'm not getting pregnant anytime soon so pretty sure I'll be ok. I'm still waiting for sars and the bird flu to wipe us out.

yep, this dumbass thinks because its on the news now that it is new apparently.

zika doesn't kill most babies, just makes them retarded.

Brian8377 06-04-2016 02:51 PM

Doesn't matter if it has been around for 70 or 80 years. The news is making it a "thing" now. A few months ago is the time to act if you know what to do.

BaldBastard 06-04-2016 03:17 PM

Its what's not in the news that should worry you

Nearly half a million Americans suffered from Clostridium difficile infections in a single year | CDC Online Newsroom | CDC

WHO | Antimicrobial resistance

fun times coming

Bladewire 06-04-2016 03:32 PM

It Mutates Extremely Quickly, This is What Makes Zika So Scary

Imagine a Zika mosquito sucking the blood of an untreated person with AIDS and both viruses mutate into one causing a highly mutating HIV strain that can be passed through mosquito bites.

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420 06-04-2016 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin (Post 20939096)
The Zika virus is just mother nature's attempt to get rid of the nasty plague that is infecting the planet.

Everything just happens randomly. If mother nature was capable of targeting humans she would erupt her volcanoes. Humans would be the only ones to use viruses to intentionally cause harm.

pimpmaster9000 06-04-2016 05:34 PM

Each year the media finds a new virus to scare you in to reading their bullshit...it makes them money...what happened to ebola? Did it loose its clickability? Zika sounds evil, lets do a "gluten" on it and bait people in to reading!...

Paul Markham 06-04-2016 10:43 PM

The World needs something more deadly that the Zika Virus.

mineistaken 06-05-2016 05:02 PM

Millions will bring it back? No way.
Secondly - aids comparison as "gays only" is ridiculous. They have not said that non gays and women were immune to it... They merely mentioned most popular target group.

LatinCams 06-19-2016 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20939369)
It's a pussy virus that's been around since 1942. Most people don't even get sick enough to realize they have it. I'm not getting pregnant anytime soon so pretty sure I'll be ok. I'm still waiting for sars and the bird flu to wipe us out.

Got zika 2 months ago in Cancun vacations, went to work every day, fehlt a little sick 1 or 2 days, took some dolex and im still alive .... :thumbsup

adultchatpay 06-19-2016 04:26 PM

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