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xXXtesy10 06-24-2016 06:39 PM

Seatlle man arrest for scanning his cock at market
 
Man Plopped His Privates On Market Scanner | The Smoking Gun

According to cops, Christian Fisher, 31, entered the Quality Food Center market around 5 PM Wednesday and proceeded to a self-checkout scanner. He then summoned over a female employee, a Seattle Police Department report states.

When the woman approached Fisher, cops noted, ?she saw that his penis was out on the stand.? The employee said she ?reacted with surprise,? which caused Fisher to laugh.

sandman! 06-24-2016 06:45 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rayadp05 06-24-2016 07:21 PM

WTF?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dude must have been on drugs or something. Who knows? There are a lot of crazy people out there.

Hannes 06-24-2016 09:11 PM

that'll be 1 dollar/inch sir:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sicone 06-24-2016 10:10 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 06-24-2016 10:21 PM

Chicks dig it when you plop the genitals

Relic 06-25-2016 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 20986480)

Dude must have been on drugs or something.

No, just your standard uninhibited millennial.

Chosen 06-25-2016 03:29 AM

:1orglaugh

Harambe 06-25-2016 02:36 PM

suprised not monkey

clickity click 06-25-2016 02:42 PM

I think I speak for all of when I say we have all thought about it. Many here will have also done it.

Scott McD 06-25-2016 06:19 PM

Lolzzzz...


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